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Hey, I'm rather new at this. Hello, today is December 8th, 2008. I'm pretty hesitant and stuff, so... Yes. I'm also shy. And, just a warning, I don't take bullshit from anyone. So if you wanna ******** around with me I suggest getting a binding resolution before you go anywhere dangerous.

I'm mainly in love. Yes, you heard me. I once thought my man had long black hair and a tongue the length of my body. I was wrong. I found it in someone with short brown hair and a normal tongue. I find that hysterical, because, looking back, I realize I thought it was sexy to think of Orochimaru's tongue being down my throat.

Fillers suck. All fans agree.

Alright, I guess I'll type more later.

Alright, it's later.

So, anyways, I like to write stories, or, if you looked at my hobbies in the interests box, you get a cookie. Don't look now; you loose your chance at getting another cookie. Okay. Good.

Anyone else get addicted to Coldplay? My most favorite band ever, I love their songs. My favorites are Violet Hill, Strawberry Swing, The Scientist, Yellow, Parachutes, Trouble, and, of course, Viva La Vida. You see, many in my school have been diagnosed with Viva La Vida Fever. It's where they DON'T SHUT UP about VIVA LA VIDA. Sure, it's a good song, but if you linger on a subject too long, it all falls apart.

Later... I suppose.

Yess! I get to scream at someone!

Well, I suppose I should(n't, but I'm gonna anyways) tell you about my arm. Well, where I am it's cold, so my arms are always exposed to cold weather, which makes them shrivel up and die. Then, I carved two hearts into my arms, as well as a couple of conveniently placed lines. So I added lotion for the first time in a month, because I just couldn't sleep with the itching dry skin, and it burned it, made the cuts swell, so now my arm's a ******** ******** pop-up book.

I just want to kill someone right now. I mean, sure, the lotion hurt, but still. I'm jealous of two people (for reference, I'll call them the EK, because that's their first initials put together. If I gave out addresses, would you feel free to kill them?) as well as just wanting to kill people. First, I was invited to a clan. I accepted, naturally being a Rurouni and wanting to have an alliance (besides, my best friend was running the gig) and then I was invited to a guild, which I was confused about. It's a Naruto guild (a natural IDK whether or not to accept mode sprung in) and it had a quiz that you have to pass (I assume so; grading is not exactly mentioned. Do I have to ace it or can I falter a little? [Some of those questions were unfair: I can understand 'What is Rasengan', but 'What is the name of the first episode'? C'mon! Even I CAN'T REMEMBER THAT!!] So, yeah. Back to my original point OUTSIDE the paranthesis.) in order to get in. So, yea, I'm all confuzzled, if someone (preferrably from my clan: I should stop with the paranthesis) can assist me in making choices as if I'm some swirly b***h, please, do contact. You know me.

Seeya.

Someone just called me the 'Snake Lady'. Ooh, I'm so scared!

But seriously. I am a snake.

Have you met masumasu? Look her up; she's got a chibi profile, she's a vamp and hard to miss. She's got a turquoise octopus on her head and wears a black dress under a white jacket. Barefoot. Hard to miss.

Anyways, her character for an RP (Kings and Queens RP or something of the sort), Viola Mier Styx, is based on my appearance, conjured in an easy-to-find anime photograph. I had NO CURVES: none, zero. I lick my lips constantly, and I have these awesome red cat-slit contacts that I wear... CONSTANTLY. (Word of the day? Constantly, of course. I say it... CONSTANTLY.)

My cousin introduced me to Jeff Dunham not too long ago, just during this past summer. It was awesome. Too ******** hysterical. And I watched Spark of Insanity and the Christmas Special. I don't exactly connect with Bubba J, but I do like Walter and Achmed. Peanut and Jalapeno on a Stiick are great together. I just wish that Achmed sang more of 'Oh Holy Crap'. ^.^

Later.

I'm singing Viva La Vida by Coldplay, a rant of which I made just above. Let's see.. Fourth ACTUAL paragraph, starts with 'Anyone else get addicted to Coldplay?' My rants aren't supposed to go in the About Me section, but nobody reads bullshit journals anymore. I don't wanna keep them. And JOURNAL doesn't even make it sound manlier. It just makes it sound like shite. Haha, shite.

I love Europe in the 1600's. Or was that... the 1800's? I forget.

Shite, which reminds me...

RIP Heath Ledger. T.T

In real...

Masumasu: Looks like someone from a Tim Burton movie. Pale skin, sunken in eyes; the whole shibang. Even dark clothes and a rather... 'Burtony' walk. Blame her addiction to his movies.

Aoinaitoinu: Looks like he belongs in a coffin. Not as bad as Masumasu, but enough to drive one ballistic with trying to match his skin tone with makeup. Once, he joined a play, just to frustrate the music teacher, who valued his talents more than his skin.

Wakizashi of the Rurouni: She's got tan-ish skin and a bony complexion. I adore her face. It's amazing; she's got high cheekbones and full lips that gave you shudders at every smile. She's got full eyelashes, too, while I've got three little follicles.

Ragged Aoi Oni: You may be fooled by her profile and attire, but SHE'S NO ARMY CHIC. She likes camo more than anything else, and you can't see her wearing anything un-camoflauge. We were outside for gym and she hid in a ditch. Nobody found her until the bell rang and she walked right past someone who was knelt down and looking for her. She's awesome that way.

Undefined_Undermined: I absolutely love her. She's outgoing and funny. She has orange, pixy cut hair with green eyes and loves the irish jig. She's the outgoing type that's really strong when it comes to her beliefs and stronger when it comes to her friends.

TMApple: He's a real pain. He's an emo kid with black hair and black attire, but he's so curly and odd that it's funny. He's a pain in the a** sometimes but you gotta love him. Especially when he's related to you (thankfully, he's not related to me). All in all, he's emo, he's gay, and he's loving every second of it. ^.^

All of the above are Naruto fans, so please disturb them above me. They'll gladly take an annoying bullet.

More later, perhaps? If you saw my hobbies, you'd notice that typing was there. ^.^

I love making a point. Hello, today is December 9th, 2008. I suppose you're wondering about my making a point statement above. Or maybe you're not. Who gives a ********?

Well, I made a point to my darling nissan that a boyfriend is a boyfriend, no matter how many people call him queer. I told, straight out, that if anyone calls a boyfriend a queer that they're just jackasses who really are jealous of the special love and connection they share. And then my darling nissan gave me an extra-big hug.

Anybody else want a brother who's gay and has black, slick hair with the name of Damien? Anyone?

s**t. I'm all alone.

Oh, well. Better to be different and remembered than the same and forgotten. For nobody remembers a shadow, but everyone remembers a light.

Hehe... I made that up all by myself.

I love to write. Viva La Vida really makes me wanna write stories. It's so imaginative! Don't you agree?

What are we doing, stretched out all the way down my ******** ******** Gaia page? I need a journal. Maybe it's officially time to get off the 'journals are girly' bullshit I've been lingering over too long.

Yeah, I think I'll have to shut this ABOUT ME section down. I'm sorry, ABOUT ME SECTION, but I just can't love you anymore.

...Oh, who am I ******** kidding! See you in the journal, bitches!

Much love,

ARD.

*which, coincidentally, are the last three letters of 'TARD'. Haha, laugh your own a** off, because I'll pop a cap in it sooner than you believe. Immature assholes...

REVIVAL!!

Hello, today is December 26th, 2008. I'm afraid that I cannot keep to my word and that goodbye was a load of s**t. Hehe, s**t. I don't understand why my rabbit keeps thumping, or why I'm so extremely happy today. Maybe it's because I heard my favorite insult just recently: 'listen, you... really sexy jerk...' Yay! It fills me with happiness!

Oh, joy joy! I got everything I wanted for Christmas; a gun, books, some actress makeup, a sketchbook, and a Gackt CD. Cheers!

Maybe baby, you cannot protect me, but I've heard of one who can, but he does not take sides. Baby, baby, maybe this is the ending, but they can find out where it ends, and even where it began.

Maybe baby, if it was eternity, it must be made of love, how could I open all of this up?

I just wanna look into the light, hold onto the chilling of the night! I love that song! I don't know WTF it's called, but I know I like the ******** ******** song!

******** ********... a good phrase. Hey, did anyone else go on Holiday Hiatus? I did, and it was a nice vacation, though I admit that I did post whilst trying to relax (that got my laptop taken away by my mother, who says my imagination is going to shrivel and die if I continue writing on hiatus) but I really don't care! I'm excited to be back from hiatus, so I can annoy the living hell out of you! Yay!

Later, I suppose.

Hello, today is December 27th, 2008.You've no idea how hard it is to manage a journal like this, and RP at the same time. First of all, the code is a b***h. Secondly, I like to save all of this onto a document to my laptop (my Compy-kun, awesome for storing my stories but sucks c**k when I wanna play The Sims 2 or some awesome game from EA). And then I have to go and RP (which is one of my favorite pastimes, especially when NOBODY ELSE IS THERE. Tehee.

Well, I'm gunna go. Much love until next time.

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undefined_undermined Report | 08/27/2009 12:26 pm: Hey... Am I worth it? Oh, gods, I hope not... Those fangs look sharp... O.O
TMApple Report | 08/27/2009 12:11 pm: Hey, just commenting to remind you to always eject venom into those who are truly worth it. ^.^ You're absolutely evil, but I love you.

Hey, I just posted poetry I think you'd be proud of. Wanna read it? I'd love your critiquing because it's so brutally honest.