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"I got a feeling that beneath those jeans there's something wonderful just waiting to get out" - Boogie Nights
"It's wonderful. Like an angel's sparkling lugie." - Run Ronnie Run
"I think maharaja over there is mixing a little liquid drain-o in his fruit punch" - Airborne
"I am a man who has never tied his own shoes" * "WRONG! You are a PRINCE who has never tied his own shoes. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience" - Coming to America
"Now I know what a T.V. dinner feels like" - Die Hard
"I have my word and my balls and I don't break 'em for nobody!" - Scarface
"Do you see this? *points to swastika on chest* It means NOT WELCOME!" - American History X
"My balls are halfway up my a**, but other than that I'm perfect!" - Weird Science
"One man's floor is another man's ceiling." - Suburban Commando
"Are you stalking me? Because that'd be super!" - Van Wilder
Journal
An Endlessly Entertaining and Amusing Series of Highly Intelligent Remarks by Me!
Exacly what the title says... well, sort of... not really... at all... so just kidding, then...
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some call me... TIM...
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