Last Login: 06/29/2009 6:51 am
Registered: 12/22/2007
Gender: Female
Location: Lost
Birthday: 12/27/1990
Occupation: Lycanthrope
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”
“When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.”
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'"
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'"
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
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