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This story take place long, long ago in a valley... and, there was a beautiful castle there with many fine courtier, a nice king who had two twin daughters called Princess Panda and Princess Doll who were stunningly beautiful.. and a brave son, named Tearatone..

And, next to the castle there was a river.. many townspeople live around the banks of this river. Everyone had very lovely and peaceful life. They were ruled by a Sun Goddess who they prayed to and got protection from. But the Sun Goddess had a brother, the Storm God, who really wanted to be evil and always tried to distract the Sun Goddess.

Uwaa.. so, one day, the Storm God managed to distract his sister and she disappeared from the sky, hiding from his antics. Without the protection of the Sun Goddess, the people of the valley were in very big trouble! .. Many ogre came and rampage the castle!! They destroyed the town and the people who were left, including Princess Panda, Princess Doll and Prince Tearatone had to flee. It was really sad time for all, and the river next their castle was tainted with blood. It became known as blood river.


The princesses and prince and whoever they could find ran into the next city, past the mountains. The ogres inhabited the castle evilly.

Ah, so after they lived in the place over the mountain for years, Prince Tearatone was the really.. very best friend of the prince of the town he now lived in, called Prince Kickass. xd .. He and his sisters had forgotten about the land they lived in, because unfortunately Kickass' land was always cloudy and Sun Goddess Chippeh had never really returned. He began to forget what had happened to him. Until one day, they all sat on banks of the very same river that ran through their abandoned home..

As Princess Panda dipped her hand in the river to get a drink, she saw that the water was red on her fingers. In horror, she looked to her siblings. They all remembered what had happened! .. They stared down into the river and saw that it reflected only clouds, and blood ran through it for it was the blood river now. They immediately told Kickass, who mourned for the loss of the sun goddess as much as they had! .. He insist that they will find a way to reclaim the castle and take back the sun!

Ah okay.. sou... they looked up at the sky, and cried out to it! What have you done with the sun!!! We'll demand that you tell us! .. And of course the storm god wouldn't respond. He just laughed, and the laughter was boom like thunder. He refused to tell them. But, Kickass was very wise and suddenly recalled the saying that even we hear today, 'it's always darkest before the light'. So he suspected that the sun was hiding from her brother in the darkest cave that was on the mountain! .. He declared, oh, we'll have to find that place!! .. We have to get the sun goddess back!


But Tearatone said, what use! He lamented! ... What use is it if we don't have our home back to regain our protector?!

Then Princess Doll had an idea...

Princess Doll had been staring into the river, remembering her home, while everyone discussed a plan. She saw the clouds were reflected in the water. She knew what to do.

"Brave princes! I tell you, that you may go to our native land and you will get back our home! We will win against the ogres, because I know how we can get our goddess back! Panda and I will go. You return to our birthplace."


The princes, both very good at archery and warrior things, nodded. They gathered all the people from both their lands that they could and accepted lock of hair each from the twin princesses for good luck. The princesses returned to their room and then headed off to find the sun goddess Chippeh.

n due time, the princes arrived at the castle that Prince Tear had grown up in. He was upset at what had become of his home, and his anger and sadness only made him stronger. Kickass' friendship and bravery really added to how well they might do. The ogres came out, with horns larger than a human man and fierce yellow eyes. Their skin was tough like leather!
While the commoners banded together to fight the ogres by surrounding them, Tear and Kickass stood back to back, weaving hairs from the princesses around their arrows as they prepared to aim, hoping that they would have good luck!

Little did they know what legends they would become!


Meanwhile, Princesses Panda and Doll had reached the mouth of the cave. The Storm God was extremely angry and he tried to blow them off the mountain, but they stood firmly!

Tear and Kickass ran up the river bank, yelling war cries. They showed no fear. They did not panic when the ogres began to demonstrate their true power. One by one their arrows began to sing through the air and head for their targets.....



Panda and Doll requested kindly at first for the sun goddess to come out. She had been terribly hurt by what her brother had done and really was afraid to come out. Panda smiled at her sister and they pulled out small object each out of their pockets. These objects are not dildos.

Alright then.. Panda and Doll pulled mirrors out of their pockets and point them at the sungoddess. Cave was filled with light! .. The sun goddess had never seen herself before and was fascinated by her reflection. She was also convinced that she must have such amazing power because there was even more light than she had remembered! Chippeh left the cave and her power and courage blew the Storm God Dirteh out of the sky... she banished him to the very cave she had spend so many years in!


But before the Storm God went, he threw lightning bolt down at the valley where the fighting was taking place. Kickass was struck down! .. Without Kickass' companionship, Tear began to get afraid! But as he saw the sun came out, he knew he had to keep going. Their arrows had been working, piercing the difficult skin of the ogres. He fought hard and well!

Panda and Doll rushed down the mountain as fast as they could, hurried in part by the power of the sun who was so thankful for their help. Their brother was fighting the very last ogre!

The ogre swung his giant fist and hit Prince Tear hard. His vision was so swimming in front of his eyes! .. He couldn't see straight, and feared that he might miss on his last arrow! .. So he wound the hair around the arrow and fired blindly....


Just as the arrow was fired, Kickass had gasp for his last breath, and blew the arrow in the right direction. It pierced the ogre's evil heart and killed him! .. The twins crouched by the side of their dear friend and Tearatone, exhausted, came to join him. In the custom of their land, they would hold a funeral for this brave prince.

They transported the Prince Kickass over and into the river, to cleanse him as they should do before the funeral. As the bloody water (which had even once more become bloody!) washed over him, the spirits of those who had died unjustly because of the evil ogres lent him what life they had left. Prince Kickass was restored to healthy, in order to live with the two beautiful princesses and his best friend, who also got all the choice ladies of the land. heart

The sun goddess watched over her people and protected them now, and for all time... and eventually she let the storm god go because he kissed her a** enough.. but she insisted that he had to go rule over a different place. That place was called 'Britain'. xd ..


So, everyone lived happily ever after, except for the ogres cos they suck. The end. domokun

The Problem Child
...The sun arose to a beautiful day in New Mortenberg, Pennsylvania. Birds skittered from tree to tree as the children of the town rubbed their eyes open to a new day. The alarm button creaked down as a young boy, Dirteh, reached out and depressed it. Kicking off the covers he rolls off the bed and facefirst into the ground, his halfnaked body laying limp on the floor. As he began to spout a few random curses into his pile of covers he is stopped as something smacks his across his bum, rolling over he is surprised to see a girl around his age, a friend actually, named Panda staring him down. She gave him a glare and spoke, "Wake up you lazy a**! It's 6:10!" , frantically he looked over at the clock, he must've dozed off again without notice! As he lifts his body up he makes it a few feet before slipping on a CD, crashing into his closet. Some random clothes fall on to his halfnaked body and he slips them on and hurries out the door.
... Panda and Dirteh, now very late are running up to meet their friends, far ahead they can barely see them but still make feeble attempts to call for them, "I know you can hear me with those bigass bunneh ears, Chippeh!", shouted Dirteh. With this, the child turned, a bit older than the rest of the bunch she was easily pointed out. Tall, beautiful, her waist length hair caught her side as she pivoted in their direction. "What the ******** took you idiots so long?" said Chippeh. And with this the rest of the group turned, the familiar faces greeting Panda And Dirteh with a smile, Tai, Iko, Blue, and Kiwi, their faces bright as the new day's sun. Stopping as they meet up with the group, their breath hurried and frantic, they try to explain but have no time, the bus was already beginning to depart. At the sight of this, the pandemonium quickly insued, their school shoe heels tapping fastly against the ground they began a sprint, till a long arm creeped out of a bush, digits wrapping themselves around Chippeh's arm, stopped her there.
... The group slowed down as they saw Chippeh halt, and they caught the dark face of a stranger peer out from the bush, hearing a low whisper they all listened intently, "Don't worry about the bus-" looking up, it was already leaving "- you guys can stay here with me, it'll be a lot more fun than school...", the raspy voice said. The curiosity was thick as Chippeh ripped her arm away, "Who are you?" she said. The face slowly showed itself and from there, they knew that this day was not going to end well. It was Ky, a drugged out loser freak, covered in bruises, her pale skin showed brightly through the all black clothing, reaching in her pocket she pulled out a small baggy, "You guys smoke?" she said, her voice dry and cracked. Everyone looked towards Dirteh, and he just shook his head and Blue spoke up, "No we don't, that s**t's for losers" the rest of the crowd nodding in agreement. Seemingly, this would end a normal conversation about this topic, but Ky was determined, she pulled out her cell phone with a grin "You guys smoke with me, or I'll call up the truancy police right now and have all your asses hauled in for ditching-" "But what about you?", Tai interrupted. "I don't give a ********, b***h. School is for ******** bastards like you, they know I don't go to school and they know I'll ******** em up if they say anything about that, little gay boy" and with this she brought up the baggie again, this time with a small metal pipe. "Now, you're all going to smoke this, and you're going to like it."
... The mood was grim as the problem was still unsettled, everyone was sitting in silence trying to buy time as Ky ushered the pipe closer to Dirteh, creeping back he smashed into a tree, nowhere else to go he clinged tight against the wooden figure till a shadow creeped up behind Ky, smashing her with a large rock on the back of the ground, her limp body falling lifelessly to the ground, a leafy green substance spilling from the bag all over the ground. Looking up surprised, Dirteh saw Rainie, a senior, smiling at her he said "Wow, that was close .. but why are you here?" She smiled and returned "Well, I missed the bus too, that old ******** hag keeps showing up early."
... Leaning down on a knee the children shook Ky back to consciousness, still confused they asked her why she wanted them to smoke that awful marijuana with her so bad, looking up to them, tears welling up slowly in her eyes, she said, "I never really .. had any friends .. and I was thinking maybe this would keep you guys around .. I'm so lonely .. no one ever talks to me .. I just .. wanted a -sniffle- friend.." The mood instantly changed from there, the open-minded group decided to show sympathy to the poor girl, Chippeh spoke, "Listen hun, you don't need drugs to keep us around, we would be happy to be your friends, it doesn't matter what you have, but how you are, if you're a good person, we'll be friends and we won't have to go through this! " And with that they all hurried off to school, just in time for them all to miss that ******** P.E. Period.
THE END

Once upon a time, there was a little cat girl who lived in a sunny village. The cat was very sad, because during the day she was all alone because her mommy and daddy were always busy. One night, she met a strange dog boy, who was very friendly, and wanted to play with her. She was very interested in the dog, and they happily played together and became very good friends. However, it got late, and the cat needed to go to bed, or her mommy would get mad at her. The doggie promised to visit the cat every night and play with her to her hearts content.

The next night, the cat waited for the dog to arrive. The dog came to the cat just like he said he would, and the two played late into the night. This continued for days and days. Each time, they had more and more fun, and the arrival of morning got harder and harder. The cat and dog liked each other very much, and neither wanted to leave the other.

One morning, after a night of playing, the dog asked the cat if she would come home and live with him. The cat wanted to go home with the dog, but was afraid, so she turned down the dog�s invitation. The dog was disappointed, but understood, and told the cat that he would continue to visit her and play. Each night after playing, the dog would ask the cat to come home with him, but she was still afraid, and didn�t want to leave her sunny village.

One day, after getting home from playing with the cat, the dog thought long and hard about how to convince the cat to come home with him. He had tried telling her stories of his times at home, and he had tried showing her pictures of the prettiest places in the area he lives, but nothing seemed to help the cat become more comfortable with the idea of going there with him. Finally, he came up with an idea. He would give her a present.

That night, when the dog went to the cat�s house to play, he had a gift box wrapped up with a big bow. He gave it to the cat, and the cat happily and excitedly opened the gift. Inside was a soft worn out old blanket. The cat smiled and looked at the dog, but was a little confused. The dog explained that this was his blanket, and that he�s had it for years and years, so it smells like him and his home. He thought that if the cat slept using the blanket, that maybe she would become more comfortable with the thought of coming home with him.

That morning, when it the dog had left for home, the cat went to bed. She wrapped the blanket around herself, and snuggled against it. It was very comfortable and warm. The smell of the blanket reminded her of all the good times she has had since she met the dog, and she was soon lulled into a peaceful sleep. Each night, the dog would come visit her and they would play. And each morning, when the dog left, she would sleep peacefully, snuggling with the blanket he gave her.

But one morning after playing with the dog, the cat had trouble going to sleep. For some reason, she didn�t feel quite as comforted as she usually did. She couldn�t figure out what it was, but something didn�t seem right. She became sad and confused. When the dog came to visit her that evening, the cat was crying. The dog tried to comfort her and find out what was wrong. The cat explained that she couldn�t sleep that night, and that she had been using the blanket, but it wasn�t working, and that it was broken, and she didn�t know why it wouldn�t help her sleep.

She leapt into the dogs arms and hugged him tight, crying into his shoulder. The dog hugged her tight, and suddenly she felt relaxed again. She then realized that the reason the blanket wasn�t working anymore was because it didn�t smell like him anymore. She looked into the dogs eyes, wiping the tears out of hers.

The dog asked her once more, if the cat would come home and live with him. She hugged him tightly again and said �yes�. And so the two of them went back to his home, and slept happily ever after together.

Once upon a time, in the forest of happiness, lived a beautiful v****a-haver. Her name was Chippeh. She frolicked and spoke with the small forest rodentia. Until she cooked them and attatched their organs to her head.
Her next door neighboor was a pimp. A short pimp from Japan. His name was Tai. He was always covered in glue. Nobody knows why.
And on the other side of Chippeh's house lived the twins, Panda and Doll. They had shenanigans on top of everybody's coffee tables.
One day, everybody got sad, 'cause a rabid squirrel bit Doll. They went on a journey to happy water to cure her wretched disease before they had to shoot her in the head.
"I'm hungry. My need for sex hasn't been fulfilled," said the pimp. So they went to the kitchen. They were going to get some tea.
"Open the cupboard," said Chippeh. "The tea is in there."
The group opened the cupboard, and out of a cereal box, Tony the Tiger popped out and molested them all.

THE END