"Friendship"

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I’m sayin’ to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don’t really care.
It’s rare to me, can’t you see?
It’s rare to me, can’t you see?

Oh s**t there’s a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We’re fighting a bear
Now your life’s in grave danger
And you don’t even care.
It’s rare to me, can’t you see?
It’s rare to me, can’t you see?
It’s rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
‘Cause it’s rare to be
In Tenacious D.
Friends will be friends
They’re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there’s-a-record-deal-we’ll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there’s-a-record-deal-we’ll-always-be-friends!

Friends will be friends
They’re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there’s-a-record-deal-we’ll-always-be-friends!
Long as there’s a record deal we’ll always be friends, yeah.

tabs

Note: The song is played using power chords, both E and A based.
Listen to the song to get the strum pattern (which is quite
simple to begin with) and the melody and such.

B
Friendship is rare, do you know what im saying to you,
G#
Friendship is rare.
B
My derriere, when you find out much later that they
G#
Dont really care.

A E B
It's rare to me, cant you see.
A E B
It's rare to me, cant you see.

B
Oh s**t there's a bear, could you hand me that shotgun buddy
G#
Also that chair?
B
We're fighting a bear, now your life's in great danger and you
G#
Don't even care.

A E B
It's rare to me, cant you see.
A E B
It's rare to me, cant you see.

A open A
It's rare to me,
A open A
Say a prayer for me,
A D B E Esus E Esus
Cause its rare to me and Tenacious D

B Bb B Bb B Bb
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand.
B Bb B Bb B Bb
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band.
B C#
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end.

Eb
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.
Eb
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.

B Bb B Bb B Bb
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand.
B Bb B Bb B Bb
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band.
B C#
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end.

Eb
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.
(Eb, acappella)
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah.