"Karate Schnitzel"
JB: God, I'm ******** hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my ********? Hey, wake up. Wake up you a*****e, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my ******** schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my ******** schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY!
KG: OW!

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again but I still need them