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rammstein rocker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:03 pm
if you could write an opening* for the D for the open mic night guy what would it be? Have fun
*not limited to one thing
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:31 am
This next band asked me to read this:
An army of ten-million of hell's strongest demons were once sent to destroy this band, but just with the might of their awesomeness they blew out all the demons a**-holes.
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rammstein rocker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:04 pm
the next band asked me to read this ... if you were to put megadeth, black sabbath, and metallica into a pot until they came and put the creme into a iron maiden CD the sound would make you creme as hard as this band will and now put your hands together for tenacious D.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:32 pm
This next band asked me to read this: Moose...
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rammstein rocker Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:34 pm
Jadewiz This next band asked me to read this: Moose... Wtf?
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:01 pm
the next band asked me to read this:
leave if you do not like getting your brain tunred into s**t,
ladies and gentelman, Tenacious D.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:23 am
This next band asked me to read this
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Then God allowed himself a simple pleasure and said, "Let there be rock!" In the midst before the great god himself stood Tenacious D. Much like they performed for him, today they let their rock hail down on you.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:47 pm
This next band asked me to read this:
In the battle of heaven and hell there stood one band. They rocked the place so hard that god ejaculated on him self and told them to be on Earth to have others do the same. Welcome Tenacious D!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:26 am
The bend told me to say this: God rules Heven, the devil rules hell, But who is their boss? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TENACIOUS D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:12 pm
The next band asked me to read this:
"German scienitsis created rockets, our music turned those rockets into liquid. We added a little Dio, and that what our Rocket Sauce is made of. Ingredenits so powerful it will blow your ******** mind, out threw your a**." Ladies and Gentlemen, Tenacious D
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:17 pm
The next band asked me to read this:
"When God said: "Let there be rock", Tenacious D said: "Say please"."
Ladies and Gentlemen, Tenacious D
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:09 pm
the next band asked me to read this...
When the world was new and jesus was hung on the cross people came to bring him water, people came to bring him food but two people came to give him rock and here they are ladies and gentlemen Tenacious D
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rammstein rocker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:35 pm
The next band asked me to read this:
"More flash than Gordon, more powers than Austin, more d**k than Tracy; in living colour, Tenacious D."
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:05 am
rammstein rocker the next band asked me to read this... When the world was new and jesus was hung on the cross people came to bring him water, people came to bring him food but two people came to give him rock and here they are ladies and gentlemen Tenacious D [[best one xd ]]
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