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Jaeger_Ayers

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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:39 am

Yeah, well I'm back at my old job. Sucks, but there is one advantage: screwing with people.

Latest victim: the dumbass tenant in the beach house we're working at replacing the windows and soon replacing the deck. This guys keeps bugging us wanting to look at and fix stuff. This dope doesn't own the house! We don't work for him!

Sweet vengence: Dopey's a techie and has this contraption outside hooked to his computer to chart weather. A graph appears on his computer recording wind speed. We went after the damn thing with a leaf blower. This guy has been wondering how in the world the wind kicked up to 120 MPH for about 30 seconds. He's been driving himself nuts researching and trying to figure it out.

So in the spirit of things, name your target and what did you do.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:57 pm

Target: 30 year old grumpy G.I. Joe fanatic.

Problem: Grabbed me by the arm and asked me to help in a not-so-nice manner after I had just clocked out for the day. Drags me to the G.I. Joe aisle asking why he couldn't find a Sigma Six Zartan figure. The thought came to my mind to just tell him that Zartan wasn't made just yet but he should be out in a couple of months. Something tells me we wouldn't have excepted it.

Solution: "Well sir, if the rumor is correct he's a variant figure of one of the existing Joes. If you buy one with an extra head, it's Zartan. Keep in mind he could be anybody."

Watched him walk out of the store with a bag of at least one of every Sigma Six Joe we had at Toys R Us.

Inque Clay

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Melaka _ Fray

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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:08 pm

We have a customer at Panera named Rex. He comes in every day, five times, with about thirty to forty-five minute intervals between.

First time: Comes in, grabs a handful from the sample tray, stuffs his face, goes to the bathroom, grabs another handful, walks out.

Second time: Comes in, grabs a handful from the sample tray, asks for Baked Potato soup even on days when we don't have it (though he's memorized the soup schedule), gets Broccoli Cheddar if we don't. Asks if he's either Ciabatta bread or Asiago Focaccia as a side instead of the French baguette. Always asks if he's allowed to. Every. Day. Even worse, he doesn't know the names. So he reaches his disgusting hands over the counter to point at it, fingers inches away from the food. Then grabs another handful from the sample tray and leaves.

Third time: Comes in, grabs a handful from the sample tray. Finds each employee when they've been isolated, and complains that there was no bread with his soup. Gets a piece, finds the next isolated employee, repeats process. Grabs another handful from the sample tray and leaves.

Fourth time: Comes in, grabs a handful from the sample tray. Scans the bakery for an oatmeal raisin cookie. If we have one (or if he can find them), buys one. Grabs another handful from the sample tray and leaves.

Fifth time: This one is a bit different. After we close, usually around eleven or so, Rex goes to the dumpster and digs through our trash. This man is not homeless. He's just creepy. He'll often complain that our soup gave him food poisoning, even though no one else ever reports this and he knows that we know he digs through the trash and likely gets sick from what we throw away. It's been sitting out at North Carolina temperatures in a metal dumpster with all the other trash, after all. Not a sanitary place.

Needless to say, I hate this man. I want to attack this man everytime he comes in the store. So I get my revenge in other ways.

For instance, on his fourth trip, I'll often start bagging up all the oatmeal raisin cookies. When he asks why, I tell him that we just received a phone-in order for a certain number of oatmeal raisin cookies (however many we have left that day). He pitches a fit over it. "Can't you sell me at least one?!" "Sorry sir, but she needed [the number] and she paid over the phone. You'll have to try again tomorrow." He usually then tries to insult me somehow, usually telling me that I'm showing favouritism to phone-in orders and I needed to help my customers in the store, too. He once even complained to my manager, who knew I was lying out of hate, and still backed me up on it.

Of course, if he'd let me just put arsenic in the son of a b***h's soup, we wouldn't have to deal with him anymore. But I'll take the little victories for now.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:13 pm

Inque should make salesperson of the year for that stunt. whee

I can't claim this one, but I know the target and boy does he have it coming.

Target: One of the other Seishinkai instructors. I met this a*****e on my first trip to Georgia. Can't stand him. Thought my father was gonna kick his a**. However, he was the head representative for Georgia. Please note I said was. He was moved to an assistant's position under my instructor would is the United States rep. Lenny (my instructor) can't stand him. None of the higher ups like him. Hell, his own students don't like. He has been banned from every major martial arts forum online. Major troll! His way his the right way and the rest of world either agrees with him or doesn't know s**t.

And on to vengence: that trip I made to Georgia was for a training camp. These camps are often video taped for later review.

God bless YouTube. whee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYUE_bzU3E

Look close at one of guys in the back in the black uniform. Thin guy, good looking. wink

Here's the best part: the a*****e in question, Gene, e-mailed the guy who put the video up and asked him to take it down "because I don't want people to think that's really how I fight". Later on, after he shot his fool mouth off online again, which got back to Lenny and warrented a phone call.

"Gene, what the hell are you doing? You represent the Kai! You can't go saying s**t that that online!"

"Well, I don't care what people think about me."

"You damn liar! If you don't care than why did you send the e-mail asking to take the video of you off YouTube?"

"How do you know about that e-mail?!"

"Because I'm the son of a b***h that put the video up!"

"Well are you going to take it off?!"

"NO!" twisted

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