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“When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. All I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. And then you showed up Al, and I realized that if we don't take care of each other then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the militaries lap dog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Because we're not Gods, we're humans, tiny insignificant humans. Who couldn't even save a little girl. "
Edward- Elric”

Ha found another while rewatching;
"OH GREAT! NOW MY ARM FEEL OFF 'CAUSE MY BROTHER'S AN IDIOT!" ~Al
and another;
"Oh boy I've fell into a special kind of freak show haven't I?" ~Hughes

Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller?
Ed: Who're you calling "small," you half-pint hag?!
Pinako: What did you call me, you little runt?!
Ed: You heard me, guppy geezer!!
Pinako: Chibichump!!
Ed: Micromini granny!!

Pinako: Heh! Yet it seems like you've gotten smaller! Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL YOU MINIATURE SIZED HAG? Pinako: You're shorter than your temper. Edward: YOU'RE SO SHORT YOU'RE TWO-DIMENSIONAL! Pinako: Automail moron! Edward: Grandma flea! Armstrong: Edward Elric! [takes off shirt and poses] How dare you speak toyour elder with such blatant disrespect! Let ME remedy this fight with my genteeldecorum! Pinako: Who the heck is this guy? He really doesn't get the joke, does he?

Pinako: But in the time that you've been gone, Ed got small. Edward: Who did you say was small, mini hag!? Pinako: Oh yeah, ultra squirt!! Edward: Midget hag!! Pinako: Micro squirt!! Edward: Flea-sized hag
all are funny

(i have a few from both... okay i know it is long but hey what can i say... i am a huge fma/fmab fan.. and these are my favorite quptes that i have found and read/watched over the yrs..)

"A lesson without pain is meaning less, that's because you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return but once you've with stood that pain and over come it you will gain a heart that is stronger than everything else , yes a fullmetal heart." -Edward Elric

"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams."- Edward Elric

(love this one)
“Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.”
-Riza Hawkeye (FullMetal Alchemist)

“Come on, this is contest of freaks, and I’m as normal as they come.”
-Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Roy Mustang: “Dog, huh? I LOVE DOGS!”
Kain Fuery: “Really? You mean it?!”
Roy Mustang: “OF COURSE! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master’s commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don’t complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they’re the great servants of man! (sings) LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!”
-Roy Mustang and Kain Fuery (Fullmetal Alchemist)


“Damn it, there’s so many idiots who’s asses I have to kick! I’ll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of them all!”
-Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)


“I thought maybe the rain would wash away some of this gloom that’s been following me… but right now every drop that hits my face is even more depressing.”
-Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)

“In general, men prefer to let their actions speak instead of words. When they’re in pain, they don’t want to burden anyone with it, not if they can help it. They don’t want anyone to worry about them. That’s how they are. Even so, there may come a time when they’ll ask for your help. And when they do, I know that you’ll be there for them. Isn’t that enough?”
-Maes Hughes ( Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)

“We really are weak creatures, but that’s why we can strive to become stronger.
Even if you feel it’s useless, each step we take leads to something great.
That’s why I’m sure we’ll be able to change. Because we’re weak…
and because death is inevitable…
Humans try their best to live and end up becoming stronger.”
-Trisha Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)

“The power of one man doesn’t amount to much. But, however little strength I’m capable of… I’ll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they’ll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other.”
-Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)

“There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.”
-Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)


“The world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful”
-Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

“Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world’s one and only truth.”
(FullMetal Alchemist)

“Stand up and walk. Move on.
After all, you have perfect legs to stand on.”
-Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)

“How can you move forward if you keep regretting the past?”
-Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

XD hahaha, my friend loves Roy Mustang when she heard that she said to me,"LETS GO MINI SKIRT SHOPPING!