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Yandere Neko Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:55 pm
Basically, in your post you have to say how you would kill an ant as well as why the first person's attempt failed!
Example (Because I fail at writing directions xd ):
Person A: The ant is crushed with a boulder.
Person B: But an alien strolls by and conveniently destroys the boulder with his ray gun.
The ant gets fried in the process.
Person C: But the alien felt guilty and turned it back to normal with it's powers.
Then went "LULZ" and stomped on it!
First one: The ant was thrown into the ocean.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:57 pm
A passing by whale saves the ant, but then a shark comes along and eats it.
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Yandere Neko Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:02 pm
Luckily, the shark has an upset stomach and barfs the little guy out.
But then a bomb explodes.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:16 pm
But the ant was carried by some debris and protected by the explosion
but the debris with the ant lands into a pit of lava
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Ghost Storie Vice Captain
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Yandere Neko Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:32 pm
But the ant uses the debris as a boat and drifts back to dry land.
But then a goat conveniently strolls by and steps on him.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:39 pm
but the ground under neath was soft so the ant sunk in
but the sand was actually quick sand sucking him
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The_Lord_of_Cupcakes Crew
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:14 pm
He sunk deeper and deeper until he reached the world of groundhogs
but the groundhogs went all crazy and tried to stomp him
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:18 pm
but he managed to avoid being stomped on.
Then the tunnel collapsed.
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Yandere Neko Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:25 am
but the ant is wearing helmet so it manage to survive, but i saw the ant and i stepped on it.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:49 pm
Unfortunately, just as your foot descended upon the ant, you tripped, thus missing the ant.
However it starts to rain and the ant is about to drown. >:3
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The_Lord_of_Cupcakes Crew
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:45 pm
But an then an atomic bomb vaporized the water!
Unfortunately it also got the ant in the process
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:00 am
The ant realized his true powers and transformed into the incredible ant-man, he was protected from the atomic bomb by his powers.
Sadly, his arch enemy, "The Flea" has figured out his pure weakness and shoved some coffee in his face, the ant began to shrivel and die.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:19 pm
A traveling salesman [who was saved from the atomic bomb ;] saw this scenario and came to the rescue and used his ShamWow that he was selling and wiped the coffee off the ant.
Just when the ant was gonna thank him, the ant lost his superpowers and started to die from radiation!
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:28 pm
The salesman also sold proctective suits and used them to protect the ant.
But the protective suit was made for a human and therefore too big and the ant was crushed!
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:38 pm
Just in time, the salesperson created an "ant-size" suit for him and he was protected from anything in the outside world.
But the ant suddenly felt "not so fresh."
(family guy reference for those who don't know.)
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