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 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:25 pm
Here it is! The panel you've all been waiting for! You have until Monday Evening to come up with the best possible wording for the panel. Please note that there are TWO actual captions...one is at the top of the panel, and the other is a thought bubble. 
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:02 pm
Caption: Summoning the primal strength of his simian ancestors, Pickles the monkey smites his prey.
Timmy: Mister Jenkins is done for, and I'm next! What would Chuck Norris do?
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:25 pm
Top: The apes of Dunowheria and the surrounding area have developed a strange mating ritual in which they beat their intended lover with a rather large wooden object.
Kid: Fernando, no! How could you betray me? And with a half-breed, no less!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:32 pm
Caption: Sensing the imminent danger to Jimmy, Beppo the super monkey attacks the disguised Lex Luthor!
Jimmy: Oh no, Beppo the Supermonkey has gone mad! I have to save that man who looks oddly like Superman's arch-foe, Lex Luthor, only with a wig and some make up.... Wait, I didn't know Luthor wore make up.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:09 am
Top: And at that very moment, little billy knew one thing. Monkey's DON'T mess around.
Bottom: No monkey STOP! Right now it's only assault!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:24 pm
Top: And yet another experiment went awry...
Bottom: I knew trying to teach a monkey baseball was a mistake.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:28 pm
Top: Meanwhile, Back at the animal research facility...
Bottom: I wonder if I should stop it. I mean on the bright side, he's knocking all the flees free.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:53 pm
Top: After dinner, Tom learns a valuable lesson about moderation.
Bottom: Serves him right! That monkey wouldn't be so upset if he'd just stop spanking it so often.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:11 pm
Caption: Unhappy with the lack donuts and pickles, Scatter strikes!
Balloon: Dear God! Now I know why the Presley family sold Elvis' monkey so cheap!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:25 am
Caption: A horrible thought occurs to little Bobby...
Thought Bubble: Daddy? Why is Mommy a monkey? And why is she hitting you with a bat?
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:40 am
Caption:
Just as Mr.Stephenson was about to finish his speech on safe-sex and avoiding head trauma ...
Thought Bubble:
Holy Bananas! Mini-Kong just did something ironic! Now how am I going to get to the dance in time to make Sheila fall in love with my dad before I'm erased from all of history?! I wish there was some kind of manual for time-travelling with a monkey.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:51 pm
Caption: Before the another young boy suffers a tragic fate. A new hero emerges.
Thought Bubble: Way to go Bubbles! Who knew what Mr. Jackson would've done to me?!
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