Drive on;
Drive on First platoon
Drive on Second platoon
Someday you'll be all alone
Way out in the combat zone
bullets flying all around
better keep your head to the gound
but dont you worry 'bout being alone
second platoon will bring you home
so drive on first platoon
drive on second platoon
This one i think is hilarious:
Irene
Irene's her name
She's one of the best.
So every night
I give her the test.
She looks so pretty.
So sleek, so slim.
The moon is bright
the lights are dim.
I've seen her stripped.
I've seen her bare,
I've felt her over everywhere.
I handled her just as gentle as I could.
And when I got in her
I knew she was good.
I rolled her over on her side
Then on her back I also tried.
She's just one big thrill
the best in the land.
She's an F-16
in the Air Combat Command
Old Lady:
Saw an old lady walking down the street
She had a pack on her back and boots on her feet
"Hey lady where you going to?"
She said "U.S. Army Ranger School"
Hey old lady, haven't you been told?
You better leave that stuff for the brave and the bold!"
Hey young punk who are you talking too
I'm an instructor at the Ranger School"
Saw the same lady walking down the street
She had a chute on her back, jump boots on her feet
"Hey old lady where you going to?"
She said "U.S. Army Airborne School"
"Hey lady, you're too darn old
You oughta leave that jumpin' to the young and the bold"
She said "Hey sonny can't you see?
I've got master jump wings on my CIB"
Same old lady walking down the street
She had a tank on her back and fins on her feet
"Hey old lady, where you going to?"
She said "U.S. Army Scuba School"
"Hey old lady, haven't you been told?
You better leave Scuba School to the young and the bold"
She said "Hey sonny can't you see?
I taught recon, UDT"
Feel free to post your own
By the way yes i just now noticed the other forums about this lol sorry
