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Creatures of simmilar invisibility and insignificance:

1. Stephen Harper's Wife


Rare and elusive, Stephen Harper's wife, presumed nameless, was rumored to have been caught in a pokéball, but was later released. Asked why she came back to Mr.Harper, she said it was because he wouldn't take any gumption from Team Rocket, better known as the merciless baby killers, Al Qaeda. Do you have to question why they'd explode at the end of every episode?

'Who the ******** is that' scale: 7/10

2. Jon Stewart


Two words: Stephen Colbert.

'Who the ******** is that' scale: 6/10

3. Teller of Penn and Teller


Teller, better known as Penn's b***h, or Penn's reflective mirror of glory, is rumored not to even exist. Instead, theorists posit, there is a random geriatric taken out of the audience at every performance, put in a grey suit, and expected to stand behind the man with hippy-hair who graduated from clown college. Also known as Unfunnyus Silent Bobus.

'Who the ******** is that' scale: 8/10

4. Friedrich Engels


The Teller of Penn and Teller of communism. The only human being thought to have actually seen Engels was Karl Marx, who referenced the ghostly spectre is his Manifesto's acknowledgements: ya lol he was my friend.

'Who the ******** is that' scale: 8/10

5. Grover


Elmo's negroid brother, believed to have been admitted to drug rehab after obtaining some illegal narcotics from Snuffaluffagus, thus explaining his absence. It would also fit the trend of his growing sibling jealousy, his "Spank Me Grover" doll experiencing plummeting sales. Having lost his friend Oscar to lung cancer, just shortly after receiving his third DUI, Grover's whereabouts remain a mystery.

'Who the ******** is that' scale: 9/10

He jests!

duz 2 liar

Well, what are you willing to do for it? *Suggestive wink*