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Once upon a time, there was a grape watermelon. It preferred to be known as the grapermelon, and was one day captured by the orange kingdom. They did terrible things to the grapermelon. Things like making him eat yellow potatoes full of spam. Also they sometimes poked him with branding irons until the orange fortress was stormed by the cows from planet crushathron who did not give milk but ACID! Then, the next day, they were bombarded by small green weasels who ate honey mustard. So this meant they had to evacuate the fortress immediately or risk being overtaken. Luckily, they were stocked with teleporters to bing in a large supply of pop-tarts for rations. Then, they evacuated to the land of Australia. But upon doing so, they were immediately mobbed by a large group of kangaroos. So now they had to fight back with a large picnic table that turned into a man-eating mech when it had salsa spilled on it. Unfortunately, they had no salsa. But then, they saw a pink frilly pony and manikorn. Luckily, if you mated the two, the offspring was salsa. But first they had to find a way to apply mating grease to other species. They killed one of the oranges to make mating grease out of his dead body and then applied it to the unicorn's foods. However, the manikorn and frilly pink pony weren't attracted to each other, so they ordered hot, fresh nukes to cause nuclear radiation on they're reproductive organs, making them REALLY horny, but depleting their ability to make fully functional baby unicorns, so out plopp'd an extremely demented, underdeveloped unicorn fetus.

Now they had to make salsa out of the fetus, so they grounded it up and added some celery. They now had salsa! They finally could use the mechs to fight the kangaroos, but they got bored in that time and flew off to their home planet to fight all the bad guys. Just as they were gonna celebrate, the mechs led a rebellion against them, so they decided to feel lazy and bake them some peace brownies as a peace offering. The mechs, in response to this, simply baked some spicy tacos! But the tacos were to spicy, and their heat killed millions, so the peace squad known as the Bustoids had to repair all the damage and ensure all that the mechs were just trying to present a peace offering, however, when they tried to ensure piece, the French military had had their nap and had FIRED ZE MISSILES!! But in the end, the French all died at the hands of a odd man, wearing a black cloak, who could wield fire. But then that man died, leaving them unable to defend themselves against future attacks. Of course, they still were at piece with the mechs, so they hired them to do their lawn services.

All was well for some time, but then the mechs cut the lawn wrong! so they, unknowing of what to do, painted them red, in hopes of making the mistakes unnoticeable. However, since lawns are not supposed to be red, they got their rumps amputated by spork-wielding alien-cyborg-monkeys that liked to abort lobster fetuses for a living. Eventually, a bunch of catholic lobster's started to protest the alien-cyborg-monkeys, so they had to order anti-holy water online to repel those pesky catholics. Then, the mechs attacked the alien-cyborg-monkeys to take back their rumps, so they decided to sedate them and amputate their aggressive lobe of their brain. Randomly, cuttlefish stormed from the ocean to help the lobsters. But then global warming occurs REALLY REALLY FAST and all the water evaporates. Eventually, both shriveled because of the heat. But then, The Great Particle Wad fell from the sky and tazed all of them back to life.

But then, Shai and Zelo arrived and poked The Great Particle Wad until she could no longer take it and blew up, so the alien-cyborg-monkeys took their sporks and stabed The Great Partical Wad's peices until she burst into flames that said "Happy Birthday William" and thus William rejoiced, for before he thought that the great particle wad forgotten his birthday, so he...

Once upon a time, there was a grape watermelon. It preferred to be known as the grapermelon, and was one day captured by the orange kingdom. They did terrible things to the grapermelon. Things like making him eat yellow potatoes full of spam. Also they sometimes poked him with branding irons until the orange fortress was stormed by the cows from planet crushathron who did not give milk but ACID! Then, the next day, they were bombarded by small green weasels who ate honey mustard. So this meant they had to evacuate the fortress immediately or risk being overtaken. Luckily, they were stocked with teleporters to bing in a large supply of pop-tarts for rations. Then, they evacuated to the land of Australia. But upon doing so, they were immediately mobbed by a large group of kangaroos. So now they had to fight back with a large picnic table that turned into a man-eating mech when it had salsa spilled on it. Unfortunately, they had no salsa. But then, they saw a pink frilly pony and manikorn. Luckily, if you mated the two, the offspring was salsa. But first they had to find a way to apply mating grease to other species. They killed one of the oranges to make mating grease out of his dead body and then applied it to the unicorn's foods. However, the manikorn and frilly pink pony weren't attracted to each other, so they ordered hot, fresh nukes to cause nuclear radiation on they're reproductive organs, making them REALLY horny, but depleting their ability to make fully functional baby unicorns, so out plopp'd an extremely demented, underdeveloped unicorn fetus.

Now they had to make salsa out of the fetus, so they grounded it up and added some celery. They now had salsa! They finally could use the mechs to fight the kangaroos, but they got bored in that time and flew off to their home planet to fight all the bad guys. Just as they were gonna celebrate, the mechs led a rebellion against them, so they decided to feel lazy and bake them some peace brownies as a peace offering. The mechs, in response to this, simply baked some spicy tacos! But the tacos were to spicy, and their heat killed millions, so the peace squad known as the Bustoids had to repair all the damage and ensure all that the mechs were just trying to present a peace offering, however, when they tried to ensure piece, the French military had had their nap and had FIRED ZE MISSILES!! But in the end, the French all died at the hands of a odd man, wearing a black cloak, who could wield fire. But then that man died, leaving them unable to defend themselves against future attacks. Of course, they still were at piece with the mechs, so they hired them to do their lawn services.

All was well for some time, but then the mechs cut the lawn wrong! so they, unknowing of what to do, painted them red, in hopes of making the mistakes unnoticeable. However, since lawns are not supposed to be red, they got their rumps amputated by spork-wielding alien-cyborg-monkeys that liked to abort lobster fetuses for a living. Eventually, a bunch of catholic lobster's started to protest the alien-cyborg-monkeys, so they had to order anti-holy water online to repel those pesky catholics. Then, the mechs attacked the alien-cyborg-monkeys to take back their rumps, so they decided to sedate them and amputate their aggressive lobe of their brain. Randomly, cuttlefish stormed from the ocean to help the lobsters. But then global warming occurs REALLY REALLY FAST and all the water evaporates. Eventually, both shriveled because of the heat. But then, The Great Particle Wad fell from the sky and tazed all of them back to life.

But then, Shai and Zelo arrived and poked The Great Particle Wad until she could no longer take it and blew up, so the alien-cyborg-monkeys took their sporks and stabed The Great Partical Wad's peices until she burst into flames that said "Happy Birthday William" and thus William rejoiced, for before he thought that the great particle wad forgotten his birthday, so he baked some peace brownies for The Great Particle Wad, only to discover, that there wasn't any sugar!

Once upon a time, there was a grape watermelon. It preferred to be known as the grapermelon, and was one day captured by the orange kingdom. They did terrible things to the grapermelon. Things like making him eat yellow potatoes full of spam. Also they sometimes poked him with branding irons until the orange fortress was stormed by the cows from planet crushathron who did not give milk but ACID! Then, the next day, they were bombarded by small green weasels who ate honey mustard. So this meant they had to evacuate the fortress immediately or risk being overtaken. Luckily, they were stocked with teleporters to bing in a large supply of pop-tarts for rations. Then, they evacuated to the land of Australia. But upon doing so, they were immediately mobbed by a large group of kangaroos. So now they had to fight back with a large picnic table that turned into a man-eating mech when it had salsa spilled on it. Unfortunately, they had no salsa. But then, they saw a pink frilly pony and manikorn. Luckily, if you mated the two, the offspring was salsa. But first they had to find a way to apply mating grease to other species. They killed one of the oranges to make mating grease out of his dead body and then applied it to the unicorn's foods. However, the manikorn and frilly pink pony weren't attracted to each other, so they ordered hot, fresh nukes to cause nuclear radiation on they're reproductive organs, making them REALLY horny, but depleting their ability to make fully functional baby unicorns, so out plopp'd an extremely demented, underdeveloped unicorn fetus.

Now they had to make salsa out of the fetus, so they grounded it up and added some celery. They now had salsa! They finally could use the mechs to fight the kangaroos, but they got bored in that time and flew off to their home planet to fight all the bad guys. Just as they were gonna celebrate, the mechs led a rebellion against them, so they decided to feel lazy and bake them some peace brownies as a peace offering. The mechs, in response to this, simply baked some spicy tacos! But the tacos were to spicy, and their heat killed millions, so the peace squad known as the Bustoids had to repair all the damage and ensure all that the mechs were just trying to present a peace offering, however, when they tried to ensure piece, the French military had had their nap and had FIRED ZE MISSILES!! But in the end, the French all died at the hands of a odd man, wearing a black cloak, who could wield fire. But then that man died, leaving them unable to defend themselves against future attacks. Of course, they still were at piece with the mechs, so they hired them to do their lawn services.

All was well for some time, but then the mechs cut the lawn wrong! so they, unknowing of what to do, painted them red, in hopes of making the mistakes unnoticeable. However, since lawns are not supposed to be red, they got their rumps amputated by spork-wielding alien-cyborg-monkeys that liked to abort lobster fetuses for a living. Eventually, a bunch of catholic lobster's started to protest the alien-cyborg-monkeys, so they had to order anti-holy water online to repel those pesky catholics. Then, the mechs attacked the alien-cyborg-monkeys to take back their rumps, so they decided to sedate them and amputate their aggressive lobe of their brain. Randomly, cuttlefish stormed from the ocean to help the lobsters. But then global warming occurs REALLY REALLY FAST and all the water evaporates. Eventually, both shriveled because of the heat. But then, The Great Particle Wad fell from the sky and tazed all of them back to life.

But then, Shai and Zelo arrived and poked The Great Particle Wad until she could no longer take it and blew up, so the alien-cyborg-monkeys took their sporks and stabed The Great Partical Wad's peices until she burst into flames that said "Happy Birthday William" and thus William rejoiced, for before he thought that the great particle wad forgotten his birthday, so he baked some peace brownies for The Great Particle Wad, only to discover, that there wasn't any sugar! This depressing fact left him with only one option: he had to go to Candy Mountian to get some sugar.

Once upon a time, there was a grape watermelon. It preferred to be known as the grapermelon, and was one day captured by the orange kingdom. They did terrible things to the grapermelon. Things like making him eat yellow potatoes full of spam. Also they sometimes poked him with branding irons until the orange fortress was stormed by the cows from planet crushathron who did not give milk but ACID! Then, the next day, they were bombarded by small green weasels who ate honey mustard. So this meant they had to evacuate the fortress immediately or risk being overtaken. Luckily, they were stocked with teleporters to bing in a large supply of pop-tarts for rations. Then, they evacuated to the land of Australia. But upon doing so, they were immediately mobbed by a large group of kangaroos. So now they had to fight back with a large picnic table that turned into a man-eating mech when it had salsa spilled on it. Unfortunately, they had no salsa. But then, they saw a pink frilly pony and manikorn. Luckily, if you mated the two, the offspring was salsa. But first they had to find a way to apply mating grease to other species. They killed one of the oranges to make mating grease out of his dead body and then applied it to the unicorn's foods. However, the manikorn and frilly pink pony weren't attracted to each other, so they ordered hot, fresh nukes to cause nuclear radiation on they're reproductive organs, making them REALLY horny, but depleting their ability to make fully functional baby unicorns, so out plopp'd an extremely demented, underdeveloped unicorn fetus.

Now they had to make salsa out of the fetus, so they grounded it up and added some celery. They now had salsa! They finally could use the mechs to fight the kangaroos, but they got bored in that time and flew off to their home planet to fight all the bad guys. Just as they were gonna celebrate, the mechs led a rebellion against them, so they decided to feel lazy and bake them some peace brownies as a peace offering. The mechs, in response to this, simply baked some spicy tacos! But the tacos were to spicy, and their heat killed millions, so the peace squad known as the Bustoids had to repair all the damage and ensure all that the mechs were just trying to present a peace offering, however, when they tried to ensure piece, the French military had had their nap and had FIRED ZE MISSILES!! But in the end, the French all died at the hands of a odd man, wearing a black cloak, who could wield fire. But then that man died, leaving them unable to defend themselves against future attacks. Of course, they still were at piece with the mechs, so they hired them to do their lawn services.

All was well for some time, but then the mechs cut the lawn wrong! so they, unknowing of what to do, painted them red, in hopes of making the mistakes unnoticeable. However, since lawns are not supposed to be red, they got their rumps amputated by spork-wielding alien-cyborg-monkeys that liked to abort lobster fetuses for a living. Eventually, a bunch of catholic lobster's started to protest the alien-cyborg-monkeys, so they had to order anti-holy water online to repel those pesky catholics. Then, the mechs attacked the alien-cyborg-monkeys to take back their rumps, so they decided to sedate them and amputate their aggressive lobe of their brain. Randomly, cuttlefish stormed from the ocean to help the lobsters. But then global warming occurs REALLY REALLY FAST and all the water evaporates. Eventually, both shriveled because of the heat. But then, The Great Particle Wad fell from the sky and tazed all of them back to life.

But then, Shai and Zelo arrived and poked The Great Particle Wad until she could no longer take it and blew up, so the alien-cyborg-monkeys took their sporks and stabed The Great Partical Wad's peices until she burst into flames that said "Happy Birthday William" and thus William rejoiced, for before he thought that the great particle wad forgotten his birthday, so he baked some peace brownies for The Great Particle Wad, only to discover, that there wasn't any sugar! This depressing fact left him with only one option: he had to go to Candy Mountian to get some sugar, but William knew that Candy Mountain was infested with *****. So he rented an old person costume from the local store. On the way, the costume got wet and shrunk, thus the ***** got hold of him. He was soon ear raped and butt sniffed out of existence. When Mr. T heard of William's horrid demise, he...