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 Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:02 am
k so i was playing Exec 4v4 on Gridlock... i was on COG, and host (dimongirl, dunno correct spelling) was on locust... the end of the game comes and the score is 5-3 cog... i had 13 kills and about 8 downs, the host had like 6 kills and 2 downs... after every match i won id just say "rape....rape..." so heres how the conversation at the end of the game went:
Me: rape....raaaape....
dimongirl: ya u wish u could rape me
Me: i just did, i raped u hard hahaha
dimongirl: ya u wish u could rape me
Me: not with that voice hahaha *exits game*
lol, other great quotes from the game:
dimongirl: ya i win now, what happened there?
Me: rigged....rigged...
Me: rape..rape....
dimongirl: for someone who talkes about rape u obviously havent gotten any yet
Me: ya bcuz from me playing gears you kno ALL about my personal life hahaha, rape
i also wanna say, the 2 games i played b4 this i did crappy, and my team was tryin to do a glitch to get out of the map, so i felt i deserved to make fun of some ppl... aaaanyways, post ur own experiences that may have offended ppl and what not
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:46 am
I was the last guy left on my team. I was the cog and we where on gridlock one my best area's to fight. so I went up to grab the sniper and out of no where came 2 locust. i shot them both point blake and kill them with one shot. then the host who was a real jerk tryed to do a good old chainsaw. I side steped and ran behide one of the trucks and brought out my lancer. we had a shooting fest for a good 60 seconds. So I ran up hit the botten for chain saw killed him and the host sead I for got his name god it was like 2 months ago when this happened..
" Kid you cheated!! thats bull sh**!! I had you chainsawed and the game glitched!! " I laughed so did my friend.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:05 pm
I joined a game with a bunch of my friends. The host was being a racist so when he was downed, all 7 other players went around him and did a group gang bang. Bleed out was nicely set at 60 seconds. And quickly, abusing his host powers, one by one we all "left the game".
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:23 pm
I remember one time I threw a grenade on the floor and it bounced near my friend and somehow ended up sticking to his leg. He tried to roll it off but ended up just blowing up anyway. 3nodding (He knew it was on him since you could hear the tagging noise).
Glitches are always fun (The ones that aren't intentional).
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:15 am
It was four on four Warzone on Subway and my team was all blown to bits...Jerks...Anyway, I was stuck against a whole team and I lucked out greatly. One guy came up behind me, but he started his chainsaw up too early and I heard him with ease. Turned around and shot him once with the shotgun to end that. Another guy behind him came at me with the Torque Bow. I rolled forward as he took his shot, he missed, and I blew him away just like his friend. I had the Longshot with me so I moved to the bottom of a set of stairs as the other two came down them. I reloaded, got an active, but I didn't need it for the luckiest shot in the world. I blind-fired around the corner and took the front guy's head off...I laughed about it until the round was over. I pretty much forgot how I killed the last one, but I remember it involved shotgun dancing (What I call those close-ranged moron fights with shotguns and a lot of missing). Even I called it pure luck after that match.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:35 am
Raunzel I remember one time I threw a grenade on the floor and it bounced near my friend and somehow ended up sticking to his leg. He tried to roll it off but ended up just blowing up anyway. 3nodding (He knew it was on him since you could hear the tagging noise).
Glitches are always fun (The ones that aren't intentional). ha, grenade kills are always funny... i remember once i was chasing someone with when i had frags, i blindthrow one in his area and the game stops for lag... and im just saying "theres no way thats gonna hit him" lol... it bounced right under him and BAM!! blew him up, round over XD... bad connections are for the win
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:25 pm
Mostastless Raunzel I remember one time I threw a grenade on the floor and it bounced near my friend and somehow ended up sticking to his leg. He tried to roll it off but ended up just blowing up anyway. 3nodding (He knew it was on him since you could hear the tagging noise).
Glitches are always fun (The ones that aren't intentional). ha, grenade kills are always funny... i remember once i was chasing someone with when i had frags, i blindthrow one in his area and the game stops for lag... and im just saying "theres no way thats gonna hit him" lol... it bounced right under him and BAM!! blew him up, round over XD... bad connections are for the win
Haha that's awesome. Bad connections can either save you, or screw you up. But I'd rather not have any in the first place sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:43 pm
i was the only one left on my team with the host also left on his team
we were in fuel depot having a 1 on 1 sniper fight
i was at my spawn point and he was taking cover at his warehouse spawn point
i blindfired to try and get an active reload and suddenly at the bottom of the screen it showed i sniped him!!!
then i was removed from that match rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:45 pm
Raunzel Mostastless Raunzel I remember one time I threw a grenade on the floor and it bounced near my friend and somehow ended up sticking to his leg. He tried to roll it off but ended up just blowing up anyway. 3nodding (He knew it was on him since you could hear the tagging noise).
Glitches are always fun (The ones that aren't intentional). ha, grenade kills are always funny... i remember once i was chasing someone with when i had frags, i blindthrow one in his area and the game stops for lag... and im just saying "theres no way thats gonna hit him" lol... it bounced right under him and BAM!! blew him up, round over XD... bad connections are for the win
Haha that's awesome. Bad connections can either save you, or screw you up. But I'd rather not have any in the first place sweatdrop i remember in an annex match that we had 12 seconds left to win the COG team killed all four of us they were going to break it but a connection error occured and we won rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:30 am
my best experience was playing warzone im not sure wich map i was on COG it was like my second day playing the game at my friends house i was the last one left on my team i killed one person so there was only one person left on the other team i was backed in at a dead end and the last person was just around the corner with a sniper i think i had the lancer out so i poked my head out and snuck a few shots in and then i ran out of ammo and that was the only gun i had other than the pistol and that wasnt gonna get the job done so i ran out with my lancer and he ran at me he fired a shot but missed and he gun hacked me once then fired again but i was running around in circles around him so he kept missing his shots until i ended it with the lancer it was the one and only time ive felt cool playing a video game the noob takes home the win against the team winning with three rounds to zero and i one the first round my friend sad these exact words when it was the last guy "your screwed" cause he was on the other team and they were winning but i proved him wrong i looked at him when i won i was wide eyed and his jaw hit the floor it was the best expirience ive ever had on gears and it will never happen again*sob,sob* crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:37 am
oh i was also playing campaigin on gears i had the magnum and i was running around like an idiot blind firing at locust and i heard the unmistacible sound of a head exploding and marcus yelling "oh yeah!"and i said no way then i got hit with a touque bow arrow and died but started blind firing again i hit a locust in the chest then a nother head shot but like i said it took two shots and then i stopped goofing off
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:54 pm
dude, i memer when gow 1 came out, damn. my brother spent the night at a friends house gaming all thru the nite. they had just finished the level with the damned bat things and as my brother gets up to take a piss, he jumps from lit spot to lit spot all the way to the john. he only realized what he had just done when he got there. talk about getting involved
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:09 pm
wanna know my awesome gaming experience?
I won the Gears Tournament at the midnight release of gears 2 and got a copy free.
Snap.
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