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 Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:48 pm
Jurassic Park-
Dr. Ian Malcolm: The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
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Lew Dodgson: You shouldn't use my name.
Dennis Nedry: [loudly] Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat! What are ya tryin' to look like - a secret agent?
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Dr. Ellie Sattler: We can make it if we run.
Muldoon: No, we can't.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Why not?
Muldoon: Because we are being hunted.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh God.
Muldoon: It's all right.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Like hell it is!
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:52 pm
Jurassic Park II-
Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle... I mean, its not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So... I'm sure your kids will be sharp as tacks.
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Nick Van Owen: This is probably all some wild goose chase.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Where you're going is the only place on earth where the geese chase you.
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[searching the island for Sarah]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Sarah! Sarah!
Nick Van Owen: Sarah Harding!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: How many Sarahs you think are on this island? Sarah!
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
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[after re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego]
Sarah Harding: How do we find the adult?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Just follow the screams.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:57 pm
Men in Black-
Zed: We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
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Dr. Weaver: What's with the cat?
Cop in Morgue: Well, there's a problem with the cat. Sign here.
Dr. Weaver: [signing] What's the problem with the cat?
Cop in Morgue: It's your problem.
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Kay: All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Jay: Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?
Kay: A standard issue neuralyzer.
Jay: And that weak-a** story's the best you can come up with?
Kay: On a more personal note Beatrice, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend, you're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights then realize you're better off.
Jay: Yeah, 'cause you know what? He never appreciated you anyway. In fact, *you* kicked *him* out and now that he's gone you're gonna go into town, go to Bloomingdales, find some nice dresses, you know, maybe find somewhere you can get, you know, a facial, and hire a decorator to come in here fast because... damn.
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Jay: Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it.
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
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Kay: Set for pulsar level five, subsonic implosion factor two.
Jay: What?
Kay: Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:19 pm
Deaf.Screams. Jurassic Park-
Dr. Ian Malcolm: The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
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Lew Dodgson: You shouldn't use my name.
Dennis Nedry: [loudly] Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat! What are ya tryin' to look like - a secret agent?
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Dr. Ellie Sattler: We can make it if we run.
Muldoon: No, we can't.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Why not?
Muldoon: Because we are being hunted.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh God.
Muldoon: It's all right.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Like hell it is!
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth... the last one is a classic
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:22 pm
Dr. Venkmen-Guys, we've been goin about this all wrong. this guys a sailor, he's in New York, all we've gotta do is get 'im laid.
"Egon, ray has gone bye bye, you got anything?"
Egon-"im sorry venkmen....im teriffied beyond the capacity of rational thought..."
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:39 am
Harry Potter:
"Sirus Black is Harry Potter's Godfather"
Dracula 2000:
"Sorry Sport, Im Athesist,"
"God Loves You anyway"
Scary movie 2
"Check the music room"
Titanic
"Im So cold"
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:08 pm
Dr. Ray Stantz, ghostbusters "Listen....smell something?"
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:22 am
" I Shall Call Him Squishy And He Shall Be Mine "
Dory
Finding Nemo
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:11 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
final destination 1,2,3
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:41 am
Garfield, tale of two kitties
Garfield: when the going gets tough, the great party.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:56 pm
'If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? We're the middle children of history, we have no special purpose or place, and unless we get God's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. Which is worse, hell or nothing? Burn the museums, wipe your a** with the Mona Lisa. This way, at least God will know your name. '
~ From Fight Club
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:02 pm
"You jut can't argue with a word like fraught." - Tigger (Pooh's Heffalump Movie)
"My God, people!" - Mr. Bennet (Pride & Prejudice)
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:08 pm
Here's a list
Fat Basterd
"OI! I did not have any corn!?"
Friday
"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE HELL OUT!!"
Harold and Kumar - Escape From Guantanamo Bay
"You boys ready for your c**k meat sandwich."
The Simpsons Movie
"Spider pig spider pig. Dose whatever a spider pig dose. Can he swing from a web? No he can't 'cause he's a pig. Look ouuuuuuuut. He is a spider pig."
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:10 pm
Wait! one more
Blade III
"Kill you? Matha ******** I'll Kill you!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:35 pm
"I can't even look at my own v****a" *sob*
-Mrs.Couch from Fried Green Tomatoes
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