Captain Hook

[Tabbicatt]

Shaemon

Captain Hook: He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.

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Captain Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left.

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Captain Hook: No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.
Smee: Oh, not again.
Captain Hook: This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your a**. Get over here, Smee.
Smee: I'm coming. I'm coming.
Captain Hook: Stop me. This is not a joke. I'm committing suicide.
Captain Hook: Don't ever frighten me like that again.
Smee: I'm sorry.
Captain Hook: What are you? Some kind of a sadist?
Smee: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you feel now?
Captain Hook: I want to die.

rofl

Good on ye cap'in.  

[Tabbicatt]

I remember t'e first time I saw Peter Pan in t'e t'eature.
I cried when the Captain was ate by t'e crocodile.
Tain't salt water crocs t'e worst when it comes to a grudge.

Tall it took was on taste of 'is 'and and the poor beastie was
likin' his chops fer the rest of 'im.

I was fortunate though.
I was brought up by a group of pirates called the Corsairs of t'e twin moons.
That and I literally got pirate in me blood.