*.Hack profile about to be made in the RP profiles thread*
Distant Aqua Grunt: What is it Red King? Oink!
I walk upto Kite and the grunt
Me: Uhh.. What's this then? I'M the Red King here..
Oh I see now.. You're that guy Balmung talked about!
Kite: What you mean?
Me: That grunt is using MY name on YOU
I push Kite aside
Me: Listen PIG! I'M Red King in case you didn't notice the name badge here..
You might wanna get things streight when you talk to little runts like him.
Kite: (While getting up) I aint a runt!
Me: Care to try proving it? You! Me! Right now!
You pick a keyword and I'll join.. We fight THERE!
I'll gather a nice little witness crowd, but don't worry they won't have you!
They'll just be there for the show.
Kite stays in thought for a few minutes before making his descision.
Kite: O.K then, let's go to the beginner's town and i'll tell you the keyword there
Me: Fine by me just be fast about it
I take the transporter into the first town
Kite: O.K let's duel in Hidden Forbidden Holy ground.
Me: (rolling eyes) Wow what a pic, of course you'd go for a fight by the statue of Aura. Alright let's go!
Me and Kite Both take the transporter to Hidden Forbidden Holy ground with mine and Kite's friends following and taking bets.
I spot Balmung at the back.
Me: Hey Balmung come over here a sec!
I'll bet you 100k gold that i beat the snot out of your little buddy Kite here.
Care to even?
Balmung puts down the 100k gold bet on the ledge with a raise of another 50k
Me: Ha so you're feeling confident that he'll win are you?
Balmung: Well just don't forget he carries the Book of Twilight.
Me: oh yeah i almost forgot.. That'll make a good gamble for me,
YO KITE! I BET ALL THE MONEY THAT AINT GOING OUT ON MY BET WITH BALMUNG THAT I WIN.... And if I
DO win, you have to give me the book..
The crowd starts getting louder in conversation after a moment of shock-silence.
Balmung: (shaking his head slowly) I just had to open my mouth....