What did Amon say before he died? Brother guess what? AMON A BOAT
How did Toph Beifong meet her husband? On a blind date!
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:09 am
1. I took away an earthbender's bending one day. He was really upset so, I said, "Cheer up! Life's not so Toph as long as you can see!"
2. So I told that firebender, "If you're not careful, your whole career could go up in flames.......Oh yeah. Then I took his bending." 3. So did anyone else see the probending finals? It was so intense, the whole crowd almost exploded! Just kidding, I did that!
4. Did you hear about the new discovery about Korra's relationship with Aang? There was a certain Korra-lation. 5. I don't think Korra's bad at airbending! She just doesn't pay enough A-Tenzin!
6. The Equalists needed help finding a way to stop the benders. So I said, "Amon it!" 7. So I was fighting Mako and Korra screamed, "Please Noatak!" So I put my weapons down. uhhh....Get it? Because...I didn't attack?...
8. We all know why Korra isn't with Bolin. It would be a rocky relationship!...Sokka told me to say it.
What's the difference between Tahno and a straw? The straw can bend.
So I was talking to Tahno about the pro bending fights and asked "Why do you guys break the rules so much?" and Tahno said "We don't break the rules. We bend them.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:05 am
Crazy_Random_Fairy
Sokka likes big women. Have seen his latest girlfriend? She's the size of the moon!
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