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 Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:52 pm
this happened on facebook yesterday night or yesternight.. it's not funny i think,, nor is it relevant.. but i just wanna share it witchu guys.. i hope you atleast consider the thought of reading this. (i might be paraphrasing a little)
-my cousin and her classmates were having a petty quarrel about ff7. we were, still are and going to be, all fans of final fantasy.
classmate 1: you're short and fat miss buddha! xp
cousin: so atleast i don't have chicken hair! scream
classmate 1: it's not even chicken anymore! stressed
cousin: who the hell cares kenshi!!?? scream
classmate 2: apparently his mom, friends and a selected few of classmates care maddie. 3nodding
me: easy guys! chill! why dont we settle this the old fashion way. DISSIDIA exclaim cool
classmates
1&2 & my cousin: agreed! blaugh
part 2 (later that same night)
me: well.. if we had exams at school about any final fantasy trivia, facts, etc. i can't say that i'm a super expert at these things.. after all "BLESSED ARE THE MEEK AND HUMBLE". 3nodding
classmate 1: okay.. then just one question.. how did cloud end up working at SHINRA in the first place?
me: i dont really know sweatdrop .. as i said before.. i cant say i'm a super expert at these things.. biggrin
classmate 1: hey maddie you're old! twisted
cousin: STFU kenshi. scream
classmate 1: i'm only typing so shouldn't that be TTFU? stare
cousin: talk to the hand talk2hand
me: TTFU = type the FUUUUUUUUU up!? lol rofl
classmate 2: ooohh.. he got you good maddie! lol
me: guys! chillax! do this the easy way.. *epic anticipation music place* DISSIDIA
the end.. hope you like it.. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:32 pm
*Final Batman*
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*At the Deling City Docks*
Galbadian Soldier 1: *humming* "Oh, froggie went a-courtin' and he did find.. GAAAAAH!!" *dragged into the sky*
SOLDIER 1: "Ha ha ha, moron.. AAHH!!" *turns around and sees reflection in mirror* "Phew.. AAHHH!!" *grabbed and dragged into the air*
*a few minutes later*
G-Soldier: "Okay, let's go again.."
SOLDIER: "Ugh.. Okay, I spy with my little eye.. Someone overcompensating for something."
G-Soldier: *points at the Fantasymobile driving off* "That?"
SOLDIER: "Crud.. Your turn.."
*later, as the hatch to the Fantasymobile opens*
McDonald's Drive-Thru Kid: "Hello and welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?"
Squall: *dramatic head-turn, extremely scratchy voice* "Big Mac, no onions, large fry, Diet Coke."
Drive-Thru Kid: "Yes, so that's a Filet o'Fish, hash browns, and a Pepsi, will that be all sir? .........Sir? Si-AAAAAAAHHH!!" *dragged along behind the Fantasymobile as it speeds off*
*later, under 7th Heaven*
Cloud: *looks up from his game of Tetris on the jumbo computer* "Another one who messed your order up because they can't understand you when you talk like that?"
Squall: "......Shut it."
Cloud: *tilts head* "What about velvet?"
Squall: *facepalm*
*meanwhile, across town at the villains' hideout, aka the Deling City Pizza Hut*
Kefka: "So let me ask you, why so serious?"
Exdeath: "......." *shanks Kefka with a nearby umbrella*
Cloud of Darkness: *appears and pelts Exdeath with ice cubes* "Alright everyone, chill!"
Exdeath: *helmetpalm*
*meanwhile, across town yet again..*
Tifa: "You ever get the feeling you're a pawn in some person's moronic attempt to spoof a superhero movie franchise with a series of bad jokes?"
Terra: "Quentin Tarintino?"
*meanwhile, for the last time*
Squall: *standing atop a high ledge with a bell ringing in the background* "Someone once told me heroes aren't born, heroes are made, and that is why I.."
Rinoa: "I can't hear you! Come down from there, you look really silly up there!"
Squall: *facepalm*
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:33 pm
celestial kevin final fantasy little cutsence Kuja: Let me play a song. It's your Requiem! Ahahahaha!! Zidane: You call that music!? Kuja: Just playing the Overture. Zidane: Oh yeah!? Well I'm playing.... the finale! That's so cheesyXD
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:27 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:53 am
the end of the month is near...
i really..dont know what should i post this week ...
final fantasy EVERYONE hates Sephiroth( Stealthy-Fox! )
Kekfa: people think that sephiroth is better that me... HA! at last I RUINED THE WORD AND HAVE HE TITTLE OF GOD OF MAGIC, and what he did? NOTHING he didnt destoryed the word
Sephiroth: =.="
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Kuja: ahahahahaha! Angel of death is a BETTER title that One winged angel, at least i DESTROYED the word and he what he did? NOTHING!
Sephiroth: >.<
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Ultimecia: Time Shal... kill...your....mother
Sephiroth: crying
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Empereor: I have a army, DESTROYED HEAVEN,EARTH AND HELL and i have armies of HELL at my comand and you have..NOTHING BUT A FREAKILING SWORD hahahahaha!!
Sephiroth: .........
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Kefka vs sephiroth
Sephiroth became evil only after learning about the experiments that created him.
Kefka was crazy to begin with.
Sephiroth 0 Kefka 1
Sephiroth does his work in the name of a severed head.
Kefka works for himself
Sephiroth 0 Kefka 2
Sephiroth attemps to destroy the world as we know it...
..Kefka suceeds
Sephiroth 0 Kefka 3
True evil wear ruffles
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Sephiroth: i am the evillest one around here!
Kuja: i think not! I AM!
Sephiroth: oh yeah? at least i wear PANTS!
Kuja: well at least i am willing to take MINE OFF!
Sephiroth: ......
Kuja: Ahahahahahahaha!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:45 am
*Final: the (non) Musical*
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Cloud: *Maury Povich voice* "In the case of Sephiroth, Jenova, you are NOT the Mother!"
Sephiroth: "........." *chime* "WHAT THE FU-" *BOOOOOOOOM!!*
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Squall: "SorceressAboutToBePwnedSaysWhat?"
Ultimecia: "Vat?" *BOOOOOOOOOM!!*
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Cloud: "I pity you, you just don't get it at all.."
Sephiroth: "......Hmph." *runs, jumps to Mario jump sound*
Cloud: *jumps after him* "Guile's Theme DOES go with everything!" *Guile's Theme goes with everything: Omnislash* "Stay where you belong.. At home, being a Family Man."
Sephiroth: "I will.. Never be a Family Man.." *chime* "WHAT THE FU-" *BOOOOOOOOM!!*
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Squall: "The rocks are.. Resonating?"
Ultima Weapon: "I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZ0R!!" *Light Pillar*
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Yuna: *Summons Overdrive Bahamut*
Bahamut: *Mega Flare* "BLAAAAAARRGH!!"
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Seifer: "Stop that and sit down.. Chicken-Wuss."
Zell: *Tails voice* "He touched me inappropriately!"
Squall: *facepalm*
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Zack: *Vegeta voice* "That's right my friends! Let me ask you, does a machine such as yourself ever experience FEAR?" *slow-transforms into Cloud*
Cloud: "The sleeper has awakened, I am the Prince of all Saiyans once again!"
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FF8 Biggs: *jumps in with Wedge* "Snootch to the Noonch!"
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Zell: "Well, now we need to kill Mr. Leonardo."
Squall: "What? Why?"
Zell: "Because he's clearly infected with the Motaba Virus!"
Squall: "Randall, that was only a movie!"
Zell: "You said the same thing about Jaws when we were 7!"
Squall: "That's because you refused to sit on the toilet for two months!"
Zell: "Sharks swim in water, there's water in my toilet, I rest my case!"
Squall: "Sharks only swim in SALT water!"
Zell: "I have salt water in my toilet.."
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:40 am
Do we just post anything?
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:36 pm
SQUARE ENIX FREAK SHOW AND MENTAL FACILITY PRESENTS: kids and adults with problems that they'd like release in the form of an all out battle between chaos and cosmos traveling to distant worlds and searching for their crystals while solving their problems on their own in 13 cycles (so far).
warrior of light has AMNESIA
garland and the emperor have MEGALOMANIA ISSUES
firion is a HOPLOPHILIAC
onion knight is HYPERKINETIC
cloud of darkness is a STRIPPER
cecil has SPLIT PERSONALITY
golbez has METEOROPHILIA
bartz is a COPYCAT
Exdeath is a NECROPHILIAC
Terra has NECROPHOBIA & ALGOPHOBIA
kefka is an AGAETOPHILIAC & a CLOWN
cloud is a WANNABE
sephiroth wants to DESTROY US ALL!
squall is HARD HEADED
ultimecia is a TIME TRAVELING, BODY STEALING WITCH
zidane is HALF MONKEY
kuja doesn't WEAR PANTS
tidus & jecht have DAD & SON ISSUES and are only IMAGINARY FRIENDS
shantotto is a MIDGET
vaan is OCHOPHILIC
gabranth has an IDENTITY CRISIS
lightning wants to COMPLETE HER FOCUS or else SHE'LL TURN INTO A MONSTER
......DISSIDIA: FINAL FANTASY
& ........ DISSIDIA 012 [DUODECIM]: FINAL FANTASY
"BUY THEM.... or else"
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:22 am
YAY last day of february,but still summer here xd
Final Fantasy nightmare
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WoL: what would happen if all the villians used they maximum power to kill the heros?
Chaos would destroy the world
Empereor would kill everything with his army
Cloud of Darkness would use the power of darkness
Zeromus would destroy the moon
Exdeath would use the void power
Kefka would ruined,destroy and destroy even more the word and the universe
Sephiroth would do....nothing since he failed
Ultimecia would control time
Kuja would destroy everything and bring sex back ( xd )
Sin would make the world a big tidal wave
Shuyin would ....
Shantotto would destroy the world with her army
A Moogle Kupo D'etat would control all the moogles
and the rest of FFXI villians i dont know...
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Moogle: Kupo!
Moogle: Kupo?
Moogle Kupopo!
Moogle: Kupo!
Moogle: Kupo...
Moogle: Kupopo?
Moogle: Kupo!
Terra: what in the WORLD is they talking?
Moogle: Ultima!!
Terra: WHA-!!
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A Moogle: ......
Hero: look at the cute moogle
A Moogle: D... F....
Hero: hã?
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RUN! HE IS CASTING DARK FLARE!
People: wahhhhh!!!
A Moogle: i was just about to warning the about the darkness force that was coming toward the city... nah forget it soon or later they will find out
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Gilgamesh: I AM WAITING! please put me in dissidia as A MAIN CARACTER! or i shall steal your sword! Excalibur! wait wha-!
THIS ISNT EXCALIBUR!!
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Exdeath: void is MINE!
Bartz: Duuuude use nuclear weapons >>
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Exdeath: * VOID EXPLOSION*
Lenna: RUN!!!
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Kefka: destroy destory DESTROY! LETS DESTROY EVERYTHING!
*Laser Blaster*
Terra: poor fish.....
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:25 am
Helloo_Bunny Do we just post anything? you can post anything, i like post something about final fantasy because first this guild is about final fantasy and second i dont wanna be reported for only post emoticions >>
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:24 am
O ok thnx. Lighting rules! lol
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smileycentralme generated a random number between
1 and 4 ...
3!
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:44 pm
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smileycentralme generated a random number between
1 and 15 ...
13!
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:47 pm
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