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 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:26 pm
lets talk about how uncannily awkward our first times were shall we?
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:53 pm
I suddenly regret posting this
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:12 pm
well, gardener, i was a supple sixteen year old boy at the time. there was this turkish girl in my world civics class who was in balls deep for me, olivia was her name, her reasons for attraction elude me to this very day. sometime near the middle of the school year we attended a party where a good deal of drinking was taking place, reckless youth screeching like roman candles in the pale winter air, the smell of sex hanging heavy in ones nostrils, and with a spotty recollection i remember going to the cliff sides with her and having an aggressive hour long hump section. i never came, however i woke up with a memento of several deep, deep scratch marks along my back which stung like the dickens, an instance i don't remember taking place.
i learned from all of this that v****a is gross, but then we dated for, i dunno, almost a year LOL
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:48 pm
my first could have been a lot more awkward, but it was with boyfriend (now ex) and he was a virgin also... the strange thing was that i could feel any "popping of the cherry"... i dont think i was ever born with one. eek
it lasted an hour and i was completely sober. not all too impressive.
now i have a boyfriend with a MUCH larger c**k and a better sense of humor... and better music taste.... and much more attractive.. in fact he looks remarkably like Adrian Brody. heart
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:16 pm
god...yours sound remarkably normal compared to mine...
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:10 pm
Brutal Gardener god...yours sound remarkably normal compared to mine... haha tell me about it.. no seriously... tell me.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:50 pm
LucyTheLoveableLoner Brutal Gardener god...yours sound remarkably normal compared to mine... haha tell me about it.. no seriously... tell me. I know, starting this thread and not even sharing!
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:52 am
My 1st time wasn't awkward, or painful for that matter, it was enjoyable even. It was like 2 in the morning and I'd been out all night with this guy at Lebowskifest (yes, the festival for the Big Lebowski). Happened in the front seat and the hood and trunk of his '79 Cutlass in an empty call center parking lot. Did I mention I had met this guy a week before at an Aquabats show?
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:51 pm
Ok fine fine I will
My girlfriend and I had gone out on a date to an Italian place. After we finished (this was before I was driving btw). OH important thing I forgot to mention, when i went to pick her up she slipped me a condom. So anyway as I was saying we were walking around talking and laughing. We had been joking about dumpster diving and how trash compactors were evil and how we could sabotage them. We noticed that there was one of the behemoths behind the local best buy so we decided to go check it out. We had been talking about sex all night and were both in the mood but were trying to avoid that buuuttttt...it got down to it and it ended up that she had pulled up her dress and we tried to have sex (both of us virgins) behind the large best buy trash compacter. It was weird awkward and in the end not very pleasurable. So I lost my virginity behind a dumpster. The second, third, fourth, and fifth times were awesome though. fourth time we got caught by the cops but that is a WHOLE nother story.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:22 pm
.....that's awesome for some reason.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:41 am
yeah it's makes a pretty damn epic story that's for sure. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:52 pm
Damn punx I feel young. I'm only a fifteen year old little toddler. xD
Lost my virginity with the girl I am with now. 'Bout a year ago now? Behind a loading dock at the local mall. In the fall when it was just starting to get cold and nippy. O-o (Canada ftw?)
Neither of us finished, it was awkward, clumsy, cold, and fairly odd. But memorable for laughs and smiles nonetheless.
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