...because I love you and your senses of humor. heart It's playing really loudly in my head right now and I can't concentrate. XD
"I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town.
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keepin' old Castro down.
So when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than Red!
But when I got to my old draft board
Well this is what I said...
(Here's the chorus right here. *L*)
Sarge, I'm only 18, got a ruptured spleen
and I always carry a purse.
I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat and
My asthma's gettin' worse!
Think of my career, my sweetheart dear and my poor ol' invalid aunt!
Besides I ain't no fool I'm-a-goin' to school
and I'm workin' in a defense plant.
I've got a dislocated disc and a racked-up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
When the bombshell hits I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to 1000 drugs!
I got the weakness woes, can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy
Got close to me
Well, I'd probably start to sneeze.."
Chorus and another verse or so that I don't remember as well. XD It's Phil Ochs if anybody cares/doesn't know.
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