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 Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:36 pm
Daichi: Er, isn't there supposed to be a title above this?
Kasai: Selina got too lazy. Besides, you don't deserve a title.
Tsuki: I--aw, hell. Nevermind...
Kasai: I know how you feel. I think I need to get away from here as fast as possible, though.
Deus: Don't tell me you're a homophob, Kasai!~
Deus: My love for Holden will not be held back!
Holden: No, seriously! When is something sharp going to jam through my head?
Ama: *sigh* At least I have Kazu..
Holden: Whaaat?!
Daichi: Tsuki is too shocked to love me. Darnit.
Tsuki: I don't care if anyone's gay. It's the song that is killing me. *shiver*
Aki: Don't you like Avenue Q?
Tsuki: Not when sang by Deus! *dies in a corner*
Daichi: Oh, no!
Kasai: *gasp*
Ama: Kazu, hold me!
Holden: I'm going to kill myself one of these days, I swear.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:48 am
ƒℓϊgнτ мεςςεηgεя Gσ∂ σƒ $$ && τнϊενες
Oh Noes! Boom-Boom Pow! (Holden Loathes That Song!) Supah Power! God Power! The Power Of . . . Love?  Zoe: Don't go suicidal, Holden! Who will I marry if that is the case?
Holden: Whaaaa?
Zoe: I love you!
Holden: Yeah. Deus just told me the same thing.
Zoe: You know, I've known you for, like, forever.
Holden: I'm going to go and shoot myself--
Zoe: And even if we're siblings, you're a few years older than me, and you already have an obsession with Ama--
Ama: . . .
Zoe: I love you!
Holden: No thanks. *sighs*
Lala: C'mon, Holden! You might has well have a third potential love interest just in case.
Holden: If God loved me, he would strike me down.
Yumi: You mean 'if Zeus loved you he would strike you down'.
Daichi: Huh?
Tsuki: Waaahhhh!
Daichi: I'd be glad to be the cause of your demise, Holden, but not because I love you. I loathe you.
Shin: Do you loathe Holden as much as the writer of this post loathes cr*ppy rap songs?
Everyone (except Lala): Shut up, Shin!
Daichi: Possibly.
Kaika: *in distance* Errr . . .
Ama: Did you hear something?
Zoe: Besides Holden and Tsuki's sobbing? No, not really.
C.C.: Guys, the curtain is opening!
Fluffy: Is it just me, or is there hollering from backstage?
All: *blink*
Deus: *from back* Oh, please don't kill me!
Deus: I know karate! I also stole Ralph's role in the Karate Kid . .. oops, did I say too much?
Deus: DumbHUGGIES!
Original Perseus Actor's Fan-Girl (OPAFG) #1: You beat him up!
OPAFG #2: Yeah, Blue hair!
Deus: It's another shade of black--
Deus: Yeah, like character from, ooh, what's the name of that anime? You know, the one where--
OPAFG #3: We're gonna kill you!
Main Characters (need I list their names?): *turn to Holden*
Kazu: You gonna help him?
Holden: Nah, he'll be okay.
Deus: My fangirls will protect me! I swear, they're like a pack of wild wolves!
Deus: All wolves are wild, you--
OPAFG #1: Show 'em to us, we can beat them no time down. *smirks*
*crickets chirping*
Deus: Okay, then! I'll just go all Chuck Norris on you!
OPAFGs: Try us.
Zoe: *opens up curtains*
Deus: *swinging hands at the fangirls, making it seem like a cat-fight*
OPAFGs: Eep!
Kasai: Am I the only one who thinks this is incredibly lame?
Aki: Believe me, I do too.
Riku: Bleh.
Zoe: I'll save you, brother! *kicks the girls away from him* Woohoo!
Ama: Oh no! Look! *points at a piano that is miraculously on the boards above the lights and is about to fall*
Lala: Save Deus!
Zoe: Hehe! *looks* Oh, HUGGIES! Deus, watch out!
Deus: Huh?
Yumi: You need to go and save him, Holden! *clears throat* Wait, why would I ever me the responsible one?
Tsuki: Eek! Oh noes!
Holden: I don't care. *folds arms*
Shin: I wonder if it'll crush his skull. Not that it isn't already crushed.
Everyone: Shut up, Shin!
Daichi: The laws of physics suggest that it would already be down right now and he would already be crushed, but this is a parody, so we'll excuse that.
Deus: >.>; Uhm . . .
Ama: Holden, save him for me!
Holden: *bolts up* Watch out, Deus! *quickly transforms and flies over to him and drags him out of the way*
Piano: *crashes*
Kazu: I think that was the single most cliched thing to ever happen.
Ama: I know.
Deus: Holden, you saved me! You do care!
Deus: Of course, now you've shown your identity to the world.
Holden: Oh, yeah . . .
Zoe: Don't worry! They're all just Tsuki's zombies with make-up on, see? *points to them* *to Tsuki* Sorry I stole your powers . . . again.
Tsuki: No kidding.
Kazu: Well, let's get out of here.
Deus: Movies, anyone?
Deus: Yup!
Holden: I still am waiting for someone to kill me.
Zoe: *dragging him along*
Kazu: You know, Holden, you risked us getting caught back there.
Holden: Yeah, but the girls did the same thing when destroying Venessa's reputation.
Deus: Vanny's here? Where is she?
Zoe: Wrong parody, Asmodeus. She's a meanie here.
Deus: Aww....
Deus: This isn't Daybreak? Oops . . .
Zoe: You guys, ignore Deus. He's being weird again.
*they walk out of the theater*
Holden: So, erm . . . what movie do you guys wanna see?And it's the flying without wings
'Cuz you're my special thing
I'm flying without wings
You're the place my life begins
And you'll be where it ends
I'm flying without wings
And that's the joy it brings
I'm flying without wings ooc;;
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:29 pm
 When All Else Fails, Use Magic... I Guess.
Tsuki: Eh.. I still want to see horror. After all, it could end up in the commonest of common boy-girl reactions..
Kasai: Stop while you're on a roll, Tsu.
Tsuki: Oh, fine! You.. you..
Daichi: I hate you, too.
Tsuki: What?!
All: *some form of shock*
Daichi: Yes, it's true! I hate you, Tsuki!
Tsuki: Buh... buuuh..
Ama: Nooo! Now my love predictions are totally messed up!
Yumi: *pats Ama's head* It's okay, it's okay. You can make more predictions after the movie.
Ama: But I don't waaaannnnaaaa!
Deus: Oh, hush!
Deus: Yes, hush, you heterosexual!
Holden: Urgg..
Zoe: Don't pay attention to him, Holden. You could be emotionally scarred.
Holden: I think I was as soon as I met him.
Deus: So heartless!~
Deus: I'm so hurt..
Aki: Okay, moving on, please.
Riku: Agreed.
Aki: How dare you agree with me!
Riku: Shut up, you.. you..
Tsuki: What's with the 'you.. you..' today?
Kasai: Right. Like I would know.
Daichi: *cough* Er, hello? I was supposed to be the centre of attention.
Lala: Huh? What?
Holden: People! We are getting so off subject, it's not even entertaining!
Daichi: I still hate Tsuki.. Now, you may move on.
Tsuki: *sob*
Kasai: Do I really have to go over the 'protective big brother' act more than twice today?
Yumi: It seems like that's the case..
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:02 pm
♤ ☾ ... Who? ☽ ♤ 'Epicly Epic Epicness of Epicly Epic Proportions...?'  ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀
Tsuki: Tra la la la la la laaaa...
Cai: ...
Tsuki: *blink* Who are you?
Cai: ... I'm you.
Tsuki: What?
Neena: Yeah, sorry, Tsuki, it's true. Your contract accidentally got ripped up by my cat...
Tsuki: WHAT?
Neena: ... And you're no longer a Chibi Kami character...
Tsuki: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Neena: ... Well, actually, you are, but we're changing your name to Cai. Oh, and same goes for Holden, from what I've gathered.
Holden: Poor me!
Kazu: How dare you!
Ama: *emo corner*
Kasai: After all this time, we're still going on about the word "poor"...
Daichi: It seems like that's indeed the case.
Yumi: Shut up, you two. Continue, Neena.
Neena: *sweatdrop* Um, anyway, yeah. We're restarting Chibi Kami, so...
All: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Neena: You guys are staying, don't worry. We're just paying for minor name changes and maybe some body-switching.
Shin: How is this even possible?
Lala: I don't know, Shin, I don't know...!
Tsuki: *sobbing*
Cai: *patpats Tsuki* Don't worry, everything will be okay. You're still you. Or me... uh... I honestly have no idea how to explain that.
Neena: Neither do I, Cai, neither do I.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:18 pm
Cairistiona McKay, the Reviver of CK Specials... Hopefully!
Cai: Hallo, guys!
Neena: *sigh* Now this is my third post in a row.
Cai: Oh, hush! I'm the reviver, remember?
Evan: As am I, but Neena of course failed to mention me. I guess I'm just too awesome.
Cai: Pffft.
Neena: I'm kinda scared to use any of the other new characters... so... Lala, Shin, get in 'ere!
Lala: Wh... we're finally being noticed!
Shin: It's a miracle~~~!
Cai: You come in too, Kurai and Yumi, you good ol' NPCs!
Yumi: That makes me feel so loved.
Kurai: By me, I hope?
Evan: Oi, I'm supposed to be the Casanova. >_>
Kurai: Whatevs.
Yumi: Ohohoho~
Zoe: Hey, whattabout me and Deus-kins?
Neena: No, I don't wanna mess anything up! Go away, children, go away!
Zoe: I'm older than you... and Deus always has been.
Deus: Oh dear, did I hear my name by announced not once, but twice?
Cai: I guess you did, dude.
Deus: Splendid!
Deus: Yes, exceptionally!
Kurai: Oh... oh no...
Evan: Daichi told me about this. Should I try to kill him before it goes too far?
Cai: No way, man! His hair is blue, and purple is a variation of blue mixed with red which was Tsuki's hair colour but she's gone so that doesn't matter but either way--*gasps for breath*--it's still kinda purple!
Neena: Enough of that, hun. *kicks out door*
Cai: But I'm the hero~!
Zoe: No, that'd be Alfred F. Jones.
Neena: HETA--
Evan: No.
Cai: *crawls back only to end up in the infamous Kosta's Emo Corner*
Neena: That's more like it... just like old times.
Deus: You are not a Chibi Kami character!
Zoe: You just realized?
Deus: Out with you! *hits Neena with a bat 'til she runs away*
Cai: Eh... what now?
Lala: Weren't we supposed to--
Shin: I suppose not.
Lala: We're used to it by now, anyway, right?
Shin: I gueeeess.
Evan: Ugh. CUT! This is unacceptable! Read from your scripts, people.
Yumi: *flips off* I do what I want!
Evan: Why, you...
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