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Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are all pregnant and sitting in a room waiting for their appointments with their OB-GYNs. The brunette and redhead are just starting their third trimesters, whereas the blonde is only at the end of her first trimester.

To pass the time, the brunette starts telling the other two about this urban legend she's heard: "The position you were in determines what sex the baby will be. If you were on top, you'll have a boy, and if you were on bottom, you'll have a girl."

The blonde looks nervous. "Does that really work."

The brunette shrugs. "Well, I was on top, and I'm going to have a boy."

"Really?" the redhead squeals. "I was on bottom, and I'm going to have a girl!"

Just then, the blonde starts bawling, the redhead turns to her and asks, "What's wrong?"

Still sobbing, the blonde replies, "If what you say is true, that means I'm going to have puppies!"

::rimshot::

In Civil War I'm behind the Iron Spider

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Y did teh DOMOKUN cros teh rod?

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I am behind Deadpool.

xd cry

That's almost something my parents would want but I don't get why the rear lights face forward.