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 Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:03 pm
here r some dbz interviews my friends and i came up with (thats y the names r not mine) i had nothing else to do with them so i decided to put them on here if thats ok with everybody.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:04 pm
i'll start us off with this from my friend who prefers the name Eevee1! (on MSN that is)
Eevee1: Due to several cases of accidents from aggressive characters, all interviewers are required to wear safety gear and a special helmet to prevent injuries. *puts helmet on snug*
Cell: How many blasts do you think it'll take to blow up the helmet?
Vegeta: *cackle* Experiment time...
Eevee1: *chucks helmet at Vegeta's head* We give you food and a comfy chair to sit on, what more do you crazy people want!? *runs off*
Cell: ...
Vegeta: ...
Cell: ...World Dominatio-
Vegeta: Shutup Cell.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:55 pm
Vamp_Kat_Meow i'll start us off with this from my friend who prefers the name Eevee1! (on MSN that is) Eevee1: Due to several cases of accidents from aggressive characters, all interviewers are required to wear safety gear and a special helmet to prevent injuries. *puts helmet on snug* Cell: How many blasts do you think it'll take to blow up the helmet? Vegeta: *cackle* Experiment time... Eevee1: *chucks helmet at Vegeta's head* We give you food and a comfy chair to sit on, what more do you crazy people want!? *runs off* Cell: ... Vegeta: ... Cell: ...World Dominatio- Vegeta: Shutup Cell. lol that wuz funny
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:34 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:16 pm
Billy Joe: I'm here with my good companion Majin Buu. Mr. Buu, whats it like t me a terrible monster bent on destroying humanity?
Buu: Buu like it. It fun.
Billy Joe: Do you feel any regrets that you killed Babidi?
Buu: No. Buu no like him. Can Buu ask question?
Billy Joe: Of course!
Buu: If you be food, what food you be?
Billy Joe: Hm... I would be a taco. I like tac...(ZAP)
(Billy Joe is now a taco)
Buu: Happy? (eats Billy Joe) Buu is!
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:57 pm
*laughs* thats a good one. heres another from me.
DuckDaemon: So, Vegeta...*Snort.*
Vegeta: What?
DuckDaemon: Your name is funny...it sounds like vegetable.
Vegeta: That's not funny. At all.
DuckDaemon: And your hair looks like a parsnip.
Vegeta: Silence!
*DuckDaemon leaves.*
Goku: Has she gone?
Vegeta: At last, yes.
Goku: Thank Kami. She would keep asking if I dressed in orange to appear more like a certain root vegetable. And snorting.
Vegeta: Parents ought to be more careful what they call their children.
Goku: You called your kid Trunks.
Vegeta: ...And?
Goku: Never mind.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:29 pm
Lady Aryah of Mossflower *laughs* thats a good one. heres another from me. DuckDaemon: So, Vegeta...*Snort.* Vegeta: What? DuckDaemon: Your name is funny...it sounds like vegetable. Vegeta: That's not funny. At all. DuckDaemon: And your hair looks like a parsnip. Vegeta: Silence! *DuckDaemon leaves.* Goku: Has she gone? Vegeta: At last, yes. Goku: Thank Kami. She would keep asking if I dressed in orange to appear more like a certain root vegetable. And snorting. Vegeta: Parents ought to be more careful what they call their children. Goku: You called your kid Trunks. Vegeta: ...And? Goku: Never mind. lol these were all funny so far. lemme try one: (my name is Inuphantom13, but I usually refer to myself as IP) IP - Hello everyone, I'm here today with Hercule, the, uh, "champion" of the world, who "defeated" Cell. Hercule - AND WHAT WERE THOSE QUOTE GESTURES SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?! IP - Seems he's a champion of geniouses too. Hercule - WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SARCASM!?! IP - Um, maybe? Hercule - OKAY THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD! (goes to punch IP) IP - sweatdrop (stops punch) That's all the time we have for today! I have to go beat up Hercule! See ya! Hercule - GAH!!! (runs away like the sissy he really is sweatdrop ) okay that might not have been funny but it got the point across! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:02 pm
i thought it was hillarious.
Arcanine 10: Hello! Today I'm going to be interview Kid Majin Buu, My favorite DBZ villan.
Arcanine 10: Hello Buu!
Buu: ?
Arcanine 10: I gots some things to ask you today, Um, How do you feel being pink?
Buu: Pink is okay, Buu don't really care Buu pink...
Arcanine 10: Okay, Did you know most of your fans are girls?
Buu: Whats a girl?
Arcanine 10: O_o Okay, I'm not answering that one...
Buu: ?!
Arcanine 10: Uh, what do you think of people?
Buu: PEOPLE SHOULD DIE!!!!
Arcanine 10: I feel the same way everyday -_-...
Buu: Feh...
Arcanine 10: What things do you like?
Buu: Buu like candy!! Got candy?!
Arcanine 10: Well, not really...
*Bits Arcanine 10's arm* Buu: GIVE BUU CANDY!!!
Arcanine 10: AAAAAHHHH!!!! GET HIM OFF!!! *Trys to shake Buu off arm*
Buu: BUU WANT CANDY GIVE BUU CANDY!!!!
Arcanine 10: AAHHH!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY!!!
Buu: BUU TURN YOU TO CANDY!! *Truns Arcanine 10 into a gum ball*
Arcanine 10: ?!
Buu: CANDY!! *Eats Arcanine 10* O_O *Spits Arcanine 10 out and turns her back into normal* BAD CANDY!!
Arcanine 10: Mommy! Hey, I'm me again!!
Buu: YOU BAD CANDY!! Arcanine 10: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAD?!?!
Buu: YOU TASTE BAD!!!
Arcanine 10: I knew I was bad but I didn't know I was that bad...
Buu: ?
Arcanine 10: Who's bad? I'm bad! Uh huh!
Buu: You scare Buu...
Arcanine 10: I scare a lot of people...
Buu: Whats a girl?
Arcanine 10: Look at the time, I got to run! *Runs for dear life*
Buu: Whats a girl?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:11 pm
Lol, those were funny. I want to make one up too. *thinks of something*
The interviewer will be named, uhhh....MaryJ. (I'm not good at making up false names)
Maryj: I'm here standing in the rubble of the Cell Games arena besides one of the opponents. What is your name?
Cell Jr: Junior
MaryJ: Nice to meet Jr. How many sibling do you have?
Cell Jr: I think about 10.
Maryj: That's alot of kids. What are their names?
Cell jr.: stare .....They're juniors too.
MaryJ: neutral You're father didn't take time to name you?
Cell jr.: No...I guess you can call me #4 since I was the fourth one to be pooped out.
MaryJ: And how old are you jr? You look young to be fighting in a tournament.
Cell jr.: I'm about 4 minutes old.
MaryJ: Oh, you poor baby, are ready old and forced to fight. This is like the childrien in the middle east. Children carrying weapons ready to kill.
Cell jr. Are you done yet? I can't wait to kill you.
Cell walks over to the interview and grabs junior by the arm
Cell: Junior! Quit fooling around...(notices he's infront of a camera and drops Junior to the ground who lands with a thud) Oh eek *Wipes face* Hello people of Earth, I'm glad your watching this because today my children will wipe out the fighters...
Cell jr. (interrupts and jumps infront of the camera) He's lying, he tortures us, he makes us do things to him we don't want to. He touched me last.
Cell: SHut up! *pushes him away from the camera.*
Cell jr.: (interrupts once again) And then you wonder why children of this generation snap all of a sudden and bring guns to school. I won't take this anymore, I'm joing Gohan. He's gonna kick your a**!
MaryJ: I'm MaryJ coming to you live from the Cell Games, thank you all for your time. Back to you at the studio Bob.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:08 pm
lol this is fun, reading all of these funny interviews! oh, and thank you Lady Aryah of Mossflower, for thinking that my interview was funny! ^_^ now let me try my hand at another one!
IP - Hello everyone, today I'm here with the only 4 full-blooded saiyans, Vegetable, Carrot, Raddish, and Napkin, urk, I mean Vegeta, Goku (aka Kakkarot), Raditz, and Nappa.
The 4 Saiyans - AND WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NAME SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?! (each is talking about their own "name", of course)
*After a few seconds of thinking*
Goku - *Starts laughing to himself* Vegeta the Vegetable! rofl
Vegeta - What did you say, Carrot? Oops, I mean Kakkarot. (that last statement was in a sarcastic voice) stare
Raditz - I always knew you were plain, but now that I think about it, a nice, flowery napkin suits you quite well! twisted
Nappa - WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU OVERSIZED RADISH!?! scream
Raditz - No one as weak as you has the right to call me an oversized radish!! stressed
IP - I...don't like where this is going. (tiptoes towards the door, while everyone was about to start beating the crap outta eachother) Quietly, quietly... ninja
Goku - WAIT A MINUTE!! Why're we fighting with eachother?!
Vegeta - For once I'm in agreement with you, Kakkarot. GET HER!!!!
IP - GAH!!!! eek SEE YA!! (runs like hell)
The 4 Saiyans - GET BACK HERE!!!! (chases after IP) domokun
Cameraman - ..................................................
So, how was that? Was it good? Or did I lose my touch already? crying lol
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