One that I'm constantly reminded of:
... and the story begins (remember I was like 13).
So I used to go to a camp with my church youth group and I was in a cabin with all the younger girls and my best friend Sarah. Well there is my friend Drew Fraser (he's gorgeous now) that all the girls had a crush on (he was hideous then). I was known as the church flirt and I had a crush on all the guys (come on I was friggin 13!!!!!!! Heh..i'm still horny as hell today too). Well the girls would not shut up about him so when they fell asleep I took black eyeliner and wrote on their faces with it "DREW IS HOTT!" and stuff like that. I went to sleep and things were fine. Well they noticed and washed it all off. While Sarah and I were sleeping they decided to get us back. Well when I woke up I heard the horn go off. That means get to the mess hall for breakfast right away. No excuses. So I threw my clothes on and didn't have time to go to the bathroom. I went and I sat down with the older guys like I always did. Well on my face there were things like "DREWS HOTT CLUB" "DAN IS HOT" (our pastors name was dan stare ) "I WANT JESSE" "SHAYNE IS SEXY" and all this other stuff. Well Sarah had the same stuff on her face. Shayne came and sat down and started to laugh. I thought he was laughing at Sarah and her at me. Drew blushed and ran away. The entire morning during sermon we had this stuff on our own faces and we were completely clueless. Such embarrassment. I just hate it when my friends ...especially drew...come up to me and say 'Hey Koke, remember the Drew's HOTT club?" > redface such mortification.
Now for any of you who know me I am an exhibitionist. My fave thing is to remind people of my friend trevors mishaps. At anime north 2004 we were all shitfaced and playing strip poker. Well the entire night trev wanted to see my boobs. I got sick of covering them with my hands and he looked up and my breasts were showing and he screamed 'BOOBS!' and then did a backflip off the bed, spilled his drink and hit his head off the hotel room dresser! That and he spooned with a guy that night! xd !
So trev remember that time when you saw my boobs? Everyone just laughs.
... and the story begins (remember I was like 13).
So I used to go to a camp with my church youth group and I was in a cabin with all the younger girls and my best friend Sarah. Well there is my friend Drew Fraser (he's gorgeous now) that all the girls had a crush on (he was hideous then). I was known as the church flirt and I had a crush on all the guys (come on I was friggin 13!!!!!!! Heh..i'm still horny as hell today too). Well the girls would not shut up about him so when they fell asleep I took black eyeliner and wrote on their faces with it "DREW IS HOTT!" and stuff like that. I went to sleep and things were fine. Well they noticed and washed it all off. While Sarah and I were sleeping they decided to get us back. Well when I woke up I heard the horn go off. That means get to the mess hall for breakfast right away. No excuses. So I threw my clothes on and didn't have time to go to the bathroom. I went and I sat down with the older guys like I always did. Well on my face there were things like "DREWS HOTT CLUB" "DAN IS HOT" (our pastors name was dan stare ) "I WANT JESSE" "SHAYNE IS SEXY" and all this other stuff. Well Sarah had the same stuff on her face. Shayne came and sat down and started to laugh. I thought he was laughing at Sarah and her at me. Drew blushed and ran away. The entire morning during sermon we had this stuff on our own faces and we were completely clueless. Such embarrassment. I just hate it when my friends ...especially drew...come up to me and say 'Hey Koke, remember the Drew's HOTT club?" > redface such mortification.
Now for any of you who know me I am an exhibitionist. My fave thing is to remind people of my friend trevors mishaps. At anime north 2004 we were all shitfaced and playing strip poker. Well the entire night trev wanted to see my boobs. I got sick of covering them with my hands and he looked up and my breasts were showing and he screamed 'BOOBS!' and then did a backflip off the bed, spilled his drink and hit his head off the hotel room dresser! That and he spooned with a guy that night! xd !
So trev remember that time when you saw my boobs? Everyone just laughs.
