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 Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:17 pm
Kiwari Straude If I were a ninja in real life, I would kill myself. That's because all the awesome people know that ninjas suck and pirates are where it's at. There's no way I could live with the shame of being a ninja. Down with ninjas! pirate > ninja xd Huzzah for pirates!!! My brother is a sneaking, jabbing, poking ninja, but I'm cooler, 'cause I'm the pirate. pirate pirate *gasp* But what it you could be a ninja-y pirate. That could be handy for looting. pirate That's not possible. I had a friend try to be a ninja-y pirate and he spontaneously combusted. He didn't die at first but then salt soaked in alcohol materialized out of thin air and landed all over his wounds. Then a truck came out of nowhere and ran him over. Then he burst into flames again. After a few days of repeating this cycle, a building fell on top of him and he finally died. xp The universe just won't allow something as awesome as pirates and as weak-sauce as ninjas to coexist in the same body. Us pirates are so awesome that we don't have to sneak around. If we want to loot, we just walk up to a person, punch them in the face, and take their stuff. They won't try to stop us because, you know, we're pirates. pirate lol
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:00 pm
If I were a ninja , I would set out to get a group of army ninja ninja ninja and slaughter Hot Pink and All That Is Barbie(TM).
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:12 pm
ninjas are just crappy rogues ninja xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:27 pm
....even though Ninja is a Rogue prestige class?
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:40 pm
Rayinte Still. If I had ninja skills, I'd definitely enjoy myself by sneaking up on people and freaking them out when I (deliberately) make a noise directly behind them. biggrin I already do that, and I don't even mean to. Maybe I am a ninja! ninja
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:02 pm
::Recruits Pyre into growing army of ninjas to overtake and kill All That Is Barbie(TM)::
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:06 pm
Lady Pyre Rayinte Still. If I had ninja skills, I'd definitely enjoy myself by sneaking up on people and freaking them out when I (deliberately) make a noise directly behind them. biggrin I already do that, and I don't even mean to. Maybe I am a ninja! ninja I do that too, but it's probably because I'm asian. My friends say I can teleport, because I always appear and disappear everywhere. If I do, it's so ninja even I don't know I do it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:22 pm
Wolffy000 ....even though Ninja is a Rogue prestige class? as of 3.5, ninja is it's own base class... and it's a crappy rogue xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:31 pm
[Meky] as of 3.5, ninja is it's own base class... and it's a crappy rogue xd Ninja has always been prestige to me, and prestige it stays. You have to earn your way to ******** ninja starting as a piss poor Rogue. It takes skill, damnit.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:19 am
Wolffy000 [Meky] as of 3.5, ninja is it's own base class... and it's a crappy rogue xd Ninja has always been prestige to me, and prestige it stays. You have to earn your way to ******** ninja starting as a piss poor Rogue. It takes skill, damnit.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:54 pm
I couldn't be a ninja if I tried. I'd kill myself tripping over my own tabi boots on the first day. I'm to bouncy and noisy and anxious. Still, though, I do some ninja-worthy things sometimes, like catching stuff that's thrown at me when I don't even know it's there or sneaking up on people with unusually good hearing. I am the best ninja ever in a laser tag room. Except for, you know, those times when I try to take a flying leap after someone who shot me, but I make a flying leap down a slope and don't realize it, then land awkwardly and sprain my ankle so badly I can barely see or hear.
But, c'mon. That only happened once, so you can't hold it against me. Other than that, I'm obviously the greatest ninja.
I'm an even better ninja when playing Tenchu - like, a Grand Master ninja.
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:54 am
If I was a ninja, I'd probably be a pirate.
A ninja-pirate.
Something about Zombies.
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:34 am
I'd be a pirate. 'Cause pirates are cool like that.
And also 'cause I doubt that I'd be able to pull of being a ninja. I'm just not a ninja-ish person. I be a pirate. Argh. pirate
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