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 Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:17 pm
Haru Mania Oh Haru! Don't be silly! Pink is a wonderful color! Hnn so. Monster Slayer's United? Cute! heart Other than the weird green goo and tacky couch, it's pretty nice in here! Um...tacky couch? I don't care if she is Peach. She needs to watch her damn mouth when she's a guest in someone's house...er, body...whatever.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:10 pm
Peach huh?
This somehow doesn't surprise me on a small scale.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:36 pm
Yeah, don't talk about the couch that way!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:38 pm
@ 3@ Having a fight inside my head is weird. ~_~ I think I only managed to give myself a headache...
Oh Haru! heart There's no reason to fuss or fight! Once we spruce up this place and get rid of this couch this place'll be fit for a Princess! heart :Heart:
... is there an exorcist in the house? evil
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:11 pm
Bad Peach! No getting rid of the Couch! We love it. sad
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:23 pm
Why do you Support Crew people keep getting possessed?!!
As if I don't have enough to do.
Listen, dear, I don't know what has possessed you, but it is clearly not Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Princess Peach is the epitome of all that is righteous and cute and good. Whatever is arguing with you is clearly evil.
It's an evil spirit that's masquerading as Peach.
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Would you prefer purification by fire, or some other method?
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:38 pm
Archmage Would you prefer purification by fire, or some other method? I think she would prefer not being set on fire.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:41 pm
i'm a trained exorcist.
i got my qualification by mail, s'one a them internet classes.
*Racks a shell in his shotgun*
let's begin.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:10 pm
gonk So is this like... Peach's evil twin or something? crying
Get her out of me (also, I'd perfer a method that didn't hurt... which I think rules out fire and shotguning... sweatdrop )!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:13 pm
Look, I'm going to let Archmage deal with this one. But hereafter, I'm implementing General Order 15. General Order 15 Any individuals Possessed while located in an MFZ will be slain on sight or recognition of their Possessed status. Possessed persons will have their remains subjected to vaporization and further inquiries to the purity of their spirit or soul may be performed at the discretion of the commanding officer. For purposes of General Order 15, this also includes being the host of paranormal parasites, parenting a mythical or monster-like creature and/or being schizophrenic. It does not strictly include magical, mystical or genetic experiments performed by the Combat Proper which may result in temporary ownership of monster-like abilities or appendages. If our bloody support crew can't take the necessary precautions to avoid being possessed, being eaten by parasites, having sex with monsters or going crazy, I can't see that they're particularly useful. And seeing as I haven't killed anything all week, I'm feeling a little antsy. So who wants to go shack up with the poltergeist now?
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AstralSamurai Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:18 pm
Haru Mania Oh Haru! heart There's no reason to fuss or fight! Once we spruce up this place and get rid of this couch this place'll be fit for a Princess! heart :Heart: You're a ho, I hate you, and you need to get away from Haru. Archmage Why do you Support Crew people keep getting possessed?!! Hey, I wasn't possessed! I was attacked by a malicious rosebush!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:43 pm
The Anti-Peach scares me now. Though I'm sure fire isn't the answer due to the whole, you know, "burn the malicious spirit as well as the innocent vessel" thing.
But this is MSU, I'm sure there are other equally effective methods.
3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:34 am
Haru Mania gonk So is this like... Peach's evil twin or something? crying Get her out of me (also, I'd perfer a method that didn't hurt... which I think rules out fire and shotguning... sweatdrop )!!! Okay okay... fine. Here's what we'll do. I'll create a nexus of ethereal energy attuned to the wavelength of the doppelganger spirit that's possessing you. If it's attuned correctly, the spirit will be drawn out of you and into the nexus against its will, and once it is trapped therein, I'll cancel the nexus, dumping all of that energy into the spiritual void along with the Anti-Peach. That doesn't sound too painful, does it? ... Oh, and after that, to negate any lingering malicious energies, you'll probably have to drink this potion.  Okay?
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:13 am
You ought to be able to separate yourself from Peach or any copy of her by stapping some weights to your feet and then moving yourself into a strong updraft. That parasol thing she does will force her up while the weights will keep you down and after that any recurring possessions need only be dealt with through the same process.
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:14 am
Can we file lawsuits against spirits who constantly posses our peers?
You know for future reference.
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