Points for Texas:
1) Taco Cabana. The single greatest Mexican chain ever.
2) San Antonio's River Walk. Beautiful. Not to mention the place I want to live more than anywhere else in the world, also in San Antonio, because it is the only single neighborhood with a Taco Cabana, CiCis, and a Cheescake Factory in the universe.
3) Austin. Downtown Austin. The suburbs are crap. I lived there, I know it.
Points against Texas:
1) Cities. Houston and Dallas are goddamned unbearable. I would nuke Dallas if I didn't think that it would interfere with my lovelife by having someone with a crazy view about places being nuked with certain boys therein... And Houston? Gag. No, litterally, pollution, etc.
2) Not cities. Outside of the cities is like, what? Land? More land? Holy empty space Batman!
3) Culture as a whole. They should be there own country. They were their own country. It's how they think, act, talk, and live. Good riddance.
WORKS CITED
Anderson, Landell. Interview. 22 August 2000. Public Broadcast System: NewsHour with Jim Lehrer. Transcript accessed 23 May 2007. http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/election/july-dec00/bush_environment_8-22.html
Carrols Corporation.
Quesdaillas from Taco Cabana. 1978. Last Accessed 27 March 2005, Oklahoma City.
http://www.tacocabana.com/company/history.aspNine, Cylon Model Number. Interview. 7 April 2007.
Paseo del Rio Association. The Official Website for the San Antonio River Walk. 2007. Accessed 23 May 2007.
Srobeighn, Phil. Self-Interview. 23 May 2007.
Texas, State of. Interview. 15 December 1998.
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