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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:15 pm
AstralSamurai NORAD is now tracking Santa over the Pacific Rim. All MSU Agents are to prepare for duty. We intercept the sleigh when it hits North America. Shoot it down, and leave the rest to me? Understood? NORADno.... shoot down the sleigh.... and DON'T engage? What if he's killed in the crash?
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:16 pm
Jon-OH no.... shoot down the sleigh.... and DON'T engage? What if he's killed in the crash? You think a beast like Santa would be killed in such a simple way? I think not.
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AstralSamurai Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:18 pm
AstralSamurai Jon-OH no.... shoot down the sleigh.... and DON'T engage? What if he's killed in the crash? You think a beast like Santa would be killed in such a simple way? I think not. Can I take down and eat the reindeer? biggrin
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:18 pm
Merry Christmas everybody! Settle in and listen to the origin story! Luke 2:1-20 1In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3And everyone went to his own town to register. 4So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. The Shepherds and the Angels 8And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. 11Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ[a] the Lord. 12This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.” 13Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, 14“Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests.” 15When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about.” 16So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. 17When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, 18and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. 19But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. 20The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told. Matthew 2:1-12 The Visit of the Magi 1After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi[a] from the east came to Jerusalem 2and asked, “Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star in the east and have come to worship him.” 3When King Herod heard this he was disturbed, and all Jerusalem with him. 4When he had called together all the people's chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Christ[c] was to be born. 5“In Bethlehem in Judea,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written: 6“ ‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will be the shepherd of my people Israel.’[d]”
7Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared. 8He sent them to Bethlehem and said, “Go and make a careful search for the child. As soon as you find him, report to me, so that I too may go and worship him.”
9After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east[e] went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was. 10When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. 11On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh. 12And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:19 pm
Tachibana Kiba AstralSamurai Jon-OH no.... shoot down the sleigh.... and DON'T engage? What if he's killed in the crash? You think a beast like Santa would be killed in such a simple way? I think not. Can I take down and eat the reindeer? biggrin OO-OO-OOO I want a deer steak!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:31 pm
Jon-OH Tachibana Kiba AstralSamurai Jon-OH no.... shoot down the sleigh.... and DON'T engage? What if he's killed in the crash? You think a beast like Santa would be killed in such a simple way? I think not. Can I take down and eat the reindeer? biggrin OO-OO-OOO I want a deer steak!! I'll cook. x3 I make a mean cajun B-B-Q.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:38 pm
Tachibana Kiba Jon-OH Tachibana Kiba AstralSamurai Jon-OH no.... shoot down the sleigh.... and DON'T engage? What if he's killed in the crash? You think a beast like Santa would be killed in such a simple way? I think not. Can I take down and eat the reindeer? biggrin OO-OO-OOO I want a deer steak!! I'll cook. x3 I make a mean cajun B-B-Q. I don't think i've ever had cajun BBQ before... especially not steak! *consider* *drool*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:52 pm
Tachibana Kiba I'll cook. x3 I make a mean cajun B-B-Q. Done and done. Collect the pieces for our Christmas dinner! I'm preparing to intercept now. On the morrow we shall see who is Victorious and who is Meat. twisted
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AstralSamurai Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:04 pm
AstralSamurai Tachibana Kiba I'll cook. x3 I make a mean cajun B-B-Q. Done and done. Collect the pieces for our Christmas dinner! I'm preparing to intercept now. On the morrow we shall see who is Victorious and who is Meat. twisted ::Holds up a meat prong.:: WAI! xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:25 pm
AstralSamurai Tachibana Kiba I'll cook. x3 I make a mean cajun B-B-Q. Done and done. Collect the pieces for our Christmas dinner! I'm preparing to intercept now. On the morrow we shall see who is Victorious and who is Meat. twisted VICTORY OR DEATH!
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:29 pm
well, if it is a choice between the two, i'll take some victory please. Thank you.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:30 pm
o.O you're going to eat a reindeer!?
crying
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:47 pm
it's probably like veneson... too bad they aren't cuter, or fuzzier. Oh well.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:49 pm
Haru Mania o.O you're going to eat a reindeer!? crying no, we're going to eat 9 reindeer... you want a steak??
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:13 pm
Jon-OH Haru Mania o.O you're going to eat a reindeer!? crying no, we're going to eat 9 reindeer... you want a steak?? ............... yes please...
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