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 Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:54 pm
massive destruction explosions death you know the whole shebang
a cliche if i ever saw one.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:06 pm
Major General Trofsky: Hathor is a goddess.
Jack: All right, ex-goddess.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:41 pm
"my name is Jack it means.....what's in the box?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:26 am
[Rogers is wheeled away]:
Hammond: I'd like to debrief ASAP, Colonel.
Jack: Yes, my Lord.
Rogers: We extracted high-level information from the prisoners. [slyly] Corn and cotton are indigenous to North America.
Jack: And that information could save your life one day.
And the best for last.......
Teal'c: This is Colonel O'Neill. He is much loved by Apophis. [To Jack] You may address the warriors.
Jack: Apophis wanted me to tell you that you've all been doing a wonderful job. Couldn't ask for more. Well done. But, he also wanted me to tell you the whole…invasion of the Tau'ri idea has been canceled due to…rain.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:15 pm
mrgreen
"Yeah, I thought we were going with "Red Leader" on this one."
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:29 pm
Teal'c: The Celts were formidable warriors in their time. Their descendants may make valuable allies.
Jack: You've seen Braveheart too often.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:54 pm
Teal'c: Do you not experience increased health and vitality?
Young Jack: My *vitality* was just fine, thank you!
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:10 am
Jack: This where you're keepin' the little green men?
Area 51 officer: There are no alien life forms at Area 51.
Jack: [to Teal'c] Present company excluded, of course
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:45 am
I remember that one. mrgreen
"Have ya looked around?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:15 pm
Daniel: Now I know this is hard for you guys to believe, but I swear to you the whole time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233, I was experiencing an alternate reality.
Jack: [sarcastically] And you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:16 pm
whee
Captain Kyle Rogers: My lord?
Jack: Actually, we just call him General Hammond.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:52 am
Hammond: The report said there was a brawl!
Jack: More of a scuffle, sir.
Hammond: You're lucky you didn't kill any of those men!
Jack: No, we were very careful about that, General
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:42 pm
xd
Jack: Hi, folks, listen. You all know Freyr, right? Big guy, kinda good-lookin', lots of fancy gold armor?
[everyone says yes]
Jack: Well, here's a flash for ya. That's *not* what he looks like.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:12 am
Heres one we all know:
Jack: I think what the Captain's asking is, "What do we do now?"
Bra'tac: Now we die.
Jack: Well, that's a bad plan.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:18 pm
xd
Nick Ballard: Now we must wait for the giant aliens.
Jack: That just has a nice ring to it.
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