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Betta: Yea... just be glad you not in goddess' house right now... I'd almost be afraid that if you offered you there that she would lock you up. THEN you could cry sexual assult..... but I guess the same would be said of me *shrugs*
Toboe: CRAZY WOMEN! *shudders*
Cheza: This one would like to remind you that we aren't crazy!
Toboe: stare well this one says my point is proven....

Darica: THAT'S A LONG TIME FOR ICE-CREAM! *keep in mind he was yelling at nothing really considering tsumes gone...*
Cher: confused My car...

Tsume: *looks at cher* well you see... the guy refused to give me the smoothies for free... anyways. I figured that just because it was a smoothie stand i was at that i could just run it over take the smoothies and run. Well the smoothies part and running worked.... but the running over didn't go as planned...
Cher: mind explaining....
Tsume: WELLL... I took the smoothies got in your car. he was screaming at me. I started the car. and he pulled out a gun and shot the windshield... the glass shattered and a small peice got into my eye. then I ran into a telephone pole...
Cher: ok but how did you get this car?
Tsume: well... i walked into the local gass station. I sorta knocked out the smoothie guy by the way and no one noticed the crash.... anyways i called the tow truck company at the gass station and when they came I jacked their truck. twisted
Betta: Tsume you talk to much *shoves sock into mouth*
Darcia: *cries* at least your not hurt! *cries some more* group hug! *hold out arms*
Betta: uhhh no *dodges arm*

Betta:wonder how many crimes they commited...?
Kiba: ALL MY LOVES ARE WONDERING AFAR! LEAVING NO TRACE OF THEIR ESSENCE TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
Darcia: Mommy is a criminal???.............................................COOL!!!!!!!!!
do you think she'll go to jail?! Can I have her room?!
Toboe: Now Now Darcy don't be selfish.
Darcia: Fine but I'll win over you because I'm super buff! *flexes arm*
Toboe: *pokes muscle*
Darcia: OWWWWWWWWW
Betta: I think me and goddess are the only sane ones here

OTC
sorry about the long wait for this.
little bit of "what they would never say" block.
End OTC

Betta: Uh Kiba... I can go sooooooo many ways with that butt thing.. and I can think of two ways that im sure you don't want me to name/type...
Kiba: sweatdrop
Toboe: Eyes still hurt.... I'm going to play in that sandbox... the one all the way over there.
Hige: *pops up behind Toboe* oh mister sandman.
Toboe: Yes
Hige": give me a dream
Darcia: dun dun dun dun
Hige: make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
Darcia: dun dun dun dun
Hige: Give him two lips like roses and clovers. and let him know his lonesome nights are over!
Toboe: Uhhhh ok... *grabs Kiba* Here ya go!
Kiba: stare
Toboe: uh gotta go *hides in those mysterious closets.*
hige: *steps closer to Kiba*
Kiba: ugh *slaps own forehead* look......

OTC
*GASP* Im an idiot.
anyways I left that as a cliffy for you to finish.
END OTC

Betta: Darcia you really need some other pants for your superhero action. Anything other than your tights please.
Toboe: WHY AM I THE ONE ALWAYS GETTING MOBBED! grrrrrrrr.. I'm never doing anything either! I'm minding my own business and then something goes wrong. I BLAME GODDESS!
Betta: *find the closet with kiba* *pokes the body* you know he looks cute when he's sleeping!
Hige: Huh!?
Betta: Well you kinda missed what you aimed for and do you see how his chest is risin'? That's called breathing. People do that when they're alive.
Darcia: REALLY?! *turns blue and falls over*
Tsume:......idiot.....

Betta: Tsume, why would he pee when he's dead??
Tsume: Well you never can be to sure now can you! Especially with that guy *whispers* I saw him dancing the electric slide in the shower yesturday!
Betta: Too much info *bends over Kiba and sighs puts arms over body, not touching it above it.**starts waving arms* I call upon the powers of Goddess to come out of hiding and cleanse this body of its sickness and hurting. *ahem Goddess that you! hehe*
Tsume: What in the world are you trying to accomplish by doing that! *just got done nailing Kiba to the wall*
Toboe:grrr... shut up monkey your dead in my eyes!..... *looks at Tsume* why did you use nails?
Tsume:..... the fangirls took the chains that were used to wrap me up... something about selling it on ebay to other fans...

Betta: *thinks...* 'if he thinks Im god maybe I should take advantage of this moment' *Walks over to goddess. Slaps her* YOU DEVIL YOU SHALL LEAVE THIS PLACE AT ONCE! THE THONE OF HEAVEN IS NOT OPEN TO YOUR IMPENITENT HEART! BEGONE! BE SILENCED! *Pulls out cardboard cutout of a lightning bolt and throws it at goddess*
Kiba: *pokes cardboard* this thing wouldn't kill a rat... now I know your not god.
Betta: *sigh* worth a try *shrugs shoulders*
Toboe: *low voice* I am da terminator... you shall die you monkey *pulls out gun. and shots monkey*
Tsume: *cries* that thing could have lived a wonderful life! and you killed it! *points at Tsume*
Hub: *comes out of flippidy nowhere. Is carrying a suitcase.*
Tsume: HUB! your a lawyer right?! I sue Toboe! Charges of Murderer of a poor bystander!