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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:58 pm
Zen Gentleman Lifeguard I think one time I tried to make up an imaginary friend because I didn't remember having any imaginary friends as a kid... xp I had imaginary friends as a kid. I had an invisible rainbow pegasus-unicorn and she was the s**t. Except that she would never let me ride her. I wanted to go flying so bad. sad What's the point of being best friends with an invisible rainbow pegasus-unicorn if you can't go flying with her? So she went away. Later on I had imaginary mini dragon friends, but they got kidapped by the evil Imaginary Friend stealer, and I had to send the one I had left on rescue missions. They still haven't found my favoritest one, because she's not allowed to be found until I have all of the others. sad It was awesome ... and at the same time so very very sad. Those were the most depressing and lonliest years of my childhood.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:47 pm
*hugs Ray Ray*
The imaginary boob growth formula fantasy happened in about 3rd grade when I was 9... I thought it would be so awesome if the two hotest girls in my class grew boobs. Then I thought about what it would be like if we had a threesome (I had no clue what sex was at this point, I just knew I wanted boobies and to kiss girls) So I fantasized about having them in bed. I gave one of them boob growth formula, the other one was growing boobs early so she didn't need any... and then I started kissing my pillow...
How pathetic is that?
xp gonk
I did have an Imaginary Ninja that I played car games with... Except he ran alongside the vehicle... and proceeded to slice every lamp post and mailbox into pieces.
He still hangs around occaisionally.
He was cool.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:35 am
I used to be afraid of extraterrestrials (SHUT UP), so I had an imaginary friend who would beat them up for me.
We would also sit on the hammock and ride bikes...
He didn't speak English? sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:43 am
I had an alter ego.
There was tomboy Claudia, and then .. well, the other Claudia.
It basically started when I realized young Claudia almost sounded like boy Claudia in Dutch.
Or maybe it was before that. But I remember thinking that on the swing and laughing. And laughing. (I was 5 or 6.)
xd
I don't know, but I had my (beach) girlville lego moments (like the south western beaches of the isle Lesbos [feminist beaches]) with vehicles with pink gates as the walls and a parasol for a roof and only female passengers.
And the occasional Barbie.
Then I also had my other moments, I did field hockey when I was 6, had no female friends, refused to play house and climbed up trees.
My mom, dressed me in lumberjack shirts and jeans, like a hillbilly or something for years. xp
Age 9. ^
I don't know what happened. One died? Claudia-fusion?
Puberty?
xd
I was an odd kid. I was obsessed with rings, all rings! Believed I'd die if I walked on the lines of tiles.
Well you get the point. SPESHUL!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:34 am
Yeah, I had the whole "don't step on cracks" thing going on too...
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:42 am
I'm such a whiny little b***h when I'm tired, yet can't fall asleep.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:53 pm
Make lye soap.
ninja
And get a job as a film projectionist...
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:29 am
These are one of the moments when I miss the good ol' AIMchats.
I found something outstanding that I know most of us wouldn't be fazed by.
Being that just about everyone has seen tubgirl and such, and by that are not fazed anymore.
But there is no way to spread it without breaking the tos to you. crying
Maybe I should set up a news letter or something after collecting e-mail addresses to send these kinds of things? ninja
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:38 am
Lately I've been trying to strip paint off pewter models so I can repaint them...
For the greater glory of the EMPEROR!!
Space Wolves for the win?
OH BY THE WAY, Aldo...
I was doing a "dine and dash" at the $7.00 Shoney's buffet and I was sitting next to some dutch people talking in their silly Tulip Language... it took me a while to figure that out though... For a while i thought they were Finish or something...
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:47 pm
One of those porn pics used to gross people out. Like goatse. I haven't seen it and I don't want to. xd ;
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:12 pm
Sevi Rais One of those porn pics used to gross people out. Like goatse. I haven't seen it and I don't want to. xd ; Not familiar with goatse. Should I google it... Or save my eyes? Hey Sevi, member this? 
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:22 pm
Wahhhhaaaa~! I miss my invisibob. crying I remember when I was trying to go for the spotlight. xd Wish it would have worked. lol Save your eyes. I haven't seen that either. You can read about a list of shock sites on wikipedia.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:45 pm
Yuck. That was a lot of snot I coughed up. Now my mouth tastes like the of a 6 year old after eating his own boogers. gonk
Why the hell did I dream about my childhood when I cracked my head open and when I was tripped by that ******** that messed up my teeth, last night?
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:12 pm
I'm pissed off and feeling dispondant.
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