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 Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:31 pm
Bah.
I can't make bloopers...
>.>
-When all meet Shelby-
Shelby: I am Shelby! Commander of the Black Bri-
Fayt: Wait! Isn't Shelby a girls name?
Shelby: ....
Fayt and company: .....
-burst out into hysterics-
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:16 pm
Man, I thought'd you'd never ask! I shall now present part 4!
"We are offically, screwed."
The room is now pitch black...
Nel: I'd have to say this...this has been the WORST boss fight ever!
Albel: For once, I actually agree with this maggot!
Fayt: Oh hey, remember the time we were fighting that one guy with that girls name...oh what's his face-
Cliff: Shelby!
Fayt: Yeah, him! Oh man, I just couldn't stop laughing after I heard his name!
Cliff: Yeah,...hehe, good times! Hell, we all laughed at him so hard...I swore he probably died of shame!
Everyone laughed.
Luther: Yeah...what the hell was I on when I created THAT character?
Blair: Umm...aren't you guys gonna fight my increadbly retarded brother in an ulitmate clash that will somehow affect the universe as we all know it?!
Sophia: *again with her annoying voice* Welll.....if we actually had the lights ON, we'd actually be able to see!
Blair: Silence...I never asked for you're opinion!
Sophia: Yes ma'm...
Albel: So what the hell do we do? I mean, we can't see for sh-
Cliff: What he's trying to say is....we're officially screwed.
Everyone: Yeah...
Luther: Uhm..can you guys come back on a Wedsnday? I'm sure we'll be able to ummm...fight, and stuff...
Albel: Eh, screw this...I'm outta here.
Everyone else: Yeah..this blows....
As Fayt and company walk through the darkness, they eventually found the exit and walked out of the Spiral tower, confused, angry...and somehow hungry.
Nel: We will NEVER talk about this again.
Everyone: Agreed!
See ya in Part 5, the last episode: "Thank Apris, Part 5!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:34 am
O:
You stole my idea.
-pokes-
Well, I'm looking foreward to the fourth.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:56 am
Actually, I've had this running through my head since last week, but I haven't had the time to write it all down here, and to actually type it, and to think of the dialouge. Heh, now I'll be working on the last part, part 5! ^^
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:35 pm
Crazy_Fox007 Actually, I've had this running through my head since last week, but I haven't had the time to write it all down here, and to actually type it, and to think of the dialouge. Heh, now I'll be working on the last part, part 5! ^^
-pokes anyways-
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:32 pm
foxyboy_chan Crazy_Fox007 Actually, I've had this running through my head since last week, but I haven't had the time to write it all down here, and to actually type it, and to think of the dialouge. Heh, now I'll be working on the last part, part 5! ^^
-pokes anyways- mmmmmm...pokeing....^_^ ((Leave some comments!! Do you think this is funny?))
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:02 am
Crazy_Fox007 foxyboy_chan Crazy_Fox007 Actually, I've had this running through my head since last week, but I haven't had the time to write it all down here, and to actually type it, and to think of the dialouge. Heh, now I'll be working on the last part, part 5! ^^
-pokes anyways- mmmmmm...pokeing....^_^ ((Leave some comments!! Do you think this is funny?))
O:
Oh, and yeah, I think it's funny.
A little IC could help though....
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:53 pm
Hmmm, well I was hoping I'd get more comments...oh well, as for the spelling, i was lazy up to that point, I know I misspelled several words...oh well. Enough bellyaching. I bring the final chapter, part 5!
"Thank Apris, it's part 5!"
Narrator: And so Wedsnday finally came, and our annoyed heros had made it back to the Spiral tower, just as promised to fight Luther...in an...umm...conflict that will, somehow...*grumbles* ....and the...god! Who the hell wrote this script?! It sucks! I mean-, a 5yr old could do better!...*sigh* Anyways...
Nel: This time...he'd better be ready!
Everyone: Yeah!
Albel: I still wished Luther was actually able to delete us
Fayt: Why?
Albel: At least that way, I wouldn't have to hear Sophia's voice again
Sophia: What did you just saaaay?!!
Fayt: Um...calm down...(oh god, i'm so gonna regret this) sweetie pie?
Sophia: Oh my! *blush* Do you actually mean that?!
Fayt: *sarcastically* yes.
Cliff: *sings* Someone's gotta girlfriend!
Fayt: Shut up!
Nel: Why don't both of you shut the hell up?
Albel: You got told. twisted
:Finally, after many hours of trekking through Luther's firewall, which was embarrasingly easy, and climbing all 10 floors of the Spiral Tower, they had reached the door in which inside, would be Luther, waiting for the final battle:
Cliff: I told you, Batman IS Peter Parker!
Fayt: .....dude, thats Spiderman!
Cliff: Uh huh, sure...then why is it Batman and Spiderman?! Obviously they're both the same since they have-
Fayt: You sure haven't read you're comics then...
Luther: muahahaha! I see you've returned! Now, let us continue where we left off!
Nel: Actually, I was hoping you wern't going to say that...
Luther: Why not?
Nel: Last time, we didn't do squat!
Luther: Hmmm, you're right. Well, what should we do?
:Blair walks up behind Luther:
Blair: You're supposed to FIGHT them, you imbecile!
Luther: Oh yeah...right! *he unsheathes his weapon* Preapared to get pwnzord by my mighty l337 pow3rz of DOOM!!
Everyone:........hahahahahahahaha!
Luther: What?! Whats so funny?
Albel: I...can't stop...laughing...I think I'm going to...die! ahahahaha!
Fayt: Is that...*stifles a laugh* the best you can do?
Cliff: I'm so gonna kick you're a**....Batman style!
:A few embarrasing seconds later, Luther ends up getting "pwned" by Fayt and Co.:
Nel: Know what's sad? Shelby actually put up a better fight than you! *pointed at Luther*
Maria: What a waste of time. Lets go.
:Everyone left in disgust as they felt that this was truly, the worst fight they've ever been in:
Mirage: *pant, wheeze* Oh my...I didn't get to have a line this time cause SOMEONE forgot I was here! Hmph. Well, here I am...and what do I get?! Nothing!! Why, if I could kick the person's a** who wrote this-
Crazy_Fox: Hehehe...looks like its the end of part 5! Muahahah! ^^ -The End.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:33 pm
Here's another random one I got:
Episode 131: Lasers really DO hurt!
While Bwig and his Vendini bodyguards stood, pointed their lasers and demanded Fayt, in exchange for Dr. Leingod and Sophia...
Bwig: C'mere boy, and no one gets hurt!
Fayt: No...I don't wanna! *pouts*
Cliff: Yeah, 'sides...you might end up...well, you know...doing naughty things with him!
Maria: Well...time to call the reinforcements!
:In a few seconds later, Quark's reinforcements come:
Quark soldier no. 1: We are...THE REINFORCEMENTS!
Bwig: Really?....*two seconds later, he and his vendeen pals shoot them all in a matter of seconds*
Maria: Thats the best we got?! We're so boned!
Bwig: Anyone else?!
:Then, out of blind desperation, or stupidity, Dr. Leingod gets in front of Fayt:
Fayt: Um...Dad? What are you doing?
Robert: What does it look like?!
Bwig:....whatever. *fires at him*....Anyone else?!
Cliff: Umm...I think I left my burger...at my spaceship...*starts walking away*
Bwig: rrriiiight....*shoots Cliff*
Maria: You know what? I forgot, I got a hair dye appointment...um, now...*starts walking away*
Bwig: Really? *shoots Maria*
Albel: Muahahah! You forgot about me you wooorrrmmms....*he falls down as he was trying to destroy the magic jammer generator* oww.....
Bwig: Oook...that was lame...so. Anyone else?!
Fayt: You forgot about me you bag-headed creep!
Bwig: Thats right....*fires at Fayt*
Fayt: Oww....that hurts!
Bwig: Its supposed to you idiot!
Fayt: Ok! *falls over*
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~Eternity_Rose~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:13 pm
Fayt's so adorably stupid X3
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:51 pm
~Eternity_Rose~ Fayt's so adorably stupid X3 Yes he is, and I bring that quality out in him! ^^
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:17 pm
Albel: "Trouncing Wealkings has never been my style.... "
*Mario walks in* :"It's-a ME, Mario!"
Fayt:" Mario World 6, 000,000,000,000,000,001.5 Is in Studio 37, Dumb@$$. This is Studio 38!"
Mario:*in a deep, demonic voice*"Who're YOU callin' Dumb@$$!?!"
*Mario tackles Fayt and bites his head off*
Cliff:"Finally! An excuse NOT to work with that emo little puke!" *Starts listening to Rammstein*
Albel:"I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!!! I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER!"
Maria:"Why's he looking at me like that?"
*Mario gazes lovestruck at Maria*
Mario:"So you're Maria. I'm Mario. We've got a lot in common. Wanna see my mushroom.'
Maria:"You chauvinistic PIG!! WHY ARE YOU TALKING!?!" *Shoots Mario's head off.*
Maria:"I quit!" *Storms off set*
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:20 pm
Here's one:
Episode 23: Videogames, number 1 reason why chicks DON'T dig him...
While in Hyda IV Grantier Resort Hotel...
Fayt: DoOd...omg...wtf...bbq! There's actually VIDEOGAMES in this hotel!
Sophia: Thats like, the 5th time you've said that!
Fayt: Shhh! Videogames...
Sophia: Whatever...I'm gonna go mooch off some rich looking guy and pretend to be his girlfriend and gilt him of his fol...
Fayt: Uh-huh sure! *allready entered a VR gaming simulation room*
Sophia: God I swear!!!! *she starts ranting and raving at Fayt, who obviously is busy playing..
Fayt: I can't heeearr you!!
Sophia: blah blah blah, open the blah blah blah, before I...
Fayt: Um, computer, activate soundproof system!
Computer: Initiating....
Fayt: Hurry up! Her voice is annoying me!
Computer: Initiating...
Fayt:....oh god....
Sophia: And another thing! blah blah blah...
Fayt: For the life, and all that is good and holy...activate the fuggin' soundproof system!
Computer: Initiating?
Fayt: *storms off angrily and marches to Sophia* What?!
Sophia: Just hold my drink! *and pushes it to Fayt and walks off*
Fayt: Whatta B----
Sophia: What did you say?!
Fayt: I meant...man, videogames ARE awesome...like, a b***h! sweatdrop
End!
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:41 pm
Here's another one!
Episode 235: Not again!
Romeria(Queen of Aquaria): And now...for you're chosen task...you shall once again protect the sacred orb, and go down to the sealed cavern, and traverse through the Shrine of Kaddan...
Fayt: Dammit, not again! This is the 2nd time you've made us go back there!
Cliff: Screw this! I'm outta here!
Albel: I'm so sick n tired of that place
Nel: Same here...hell, I quit! *throws down her swords*
Maria: Whatta waste of time...
Queen: But-, wait...you can't quit! Who's gonna do my poor ol quest for me?
Everyone: Adray'll do it!
Adray: Aw fu- ($#@^$@!) The End.
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