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 Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:59 am
Wooo! Watch! I can twirl my tassels in separate directions, shoot ping pong balls out of my yaya and sing "Feelings" all at the same time!
OH, HELL! My man-eating ferret got out!
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:36 pm
*watches the ferret disappear down the Bartendress's bodice*
*shakes a** at the crowd*
Put your dollars here, people!
Woooooooooooooot!
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:58 pm
*wanders in* Hot Lemon Tea, please smile
*settles down to people watch*
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:54 pm
The Bartendress has a ferret in her bra, lady!
How about a tip for my booty shaking?
*continues to dance naked*
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:57 pm
*sings*
"I see you lady, shakin that a**, shakin that a**"
*throws a couple of dollars your way*
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:08 pm
*starts pole-dancing to Love to Love You Baby by Donna Summers*
*wonders when that bartendress is going to notice the ferret in her bra*
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:35 pm
*pulls the tips from my butt*
Man, you people are cheap!
*gets dressed*
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:22 am
Flies onto the stage wearing nothing but strategically placed feathers and gyrates to "Turn the Beat Around" by Vicki Sue Robinson...
notices handprints on pole, from poledance and whips out the Windex... sorry, i'm a Virgo. Cleaning never looked so schmecksy.
Pirouettes off stage as stategically placed feathers go flying.
Off stage you hear a crash... "i'm alright".
Goes to bar, after getting dressed, for refreshment and to say hi to the Barmaid. wink
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:49 am
Yay! Nice dance! If there is one thing I love, it is a disco bar!
*throws some hot pockets in the air*
*watches them get shot out of the air*
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:59 am
*laughs at the early morning antics, as she pulls a happily sleeping and apparently well-fed ferret, out of her bra and puts it in an empty box under the bar*
I guess you all won't be needing any coffee then wink
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:42 am
Eeeeek!
Oh yes, the other-timezone-meaning-they-worked-all-day-guys need LOADS of coffee. Like, buckets. *nodnod*
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:23 am
If you're making coffee, you can make mine a caramel frap w/a double shot of espresso, heavy on the whip cream and caramel sauce....
blaugh
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:49 am
I'll have an Irish Coffee, I do not mind being drunk all the time.
Oooh, I did not know we were having a wet boxers contest here?
Wow, and a prize of 10 GOLD!
I hope some dudes enter!
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:05 pm
What the ******** am all alone in the bar.
Me and my ferret.
I guess I will go practice my juggling with those 300 year old bottles of scotch.
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:08 pm
OMFG!
The bartendress is naked on the sink in the bathroom and some guy is there with her toooooooooooo!
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