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Colin Firth, because Renee Zellweger picked him over Hugh Grant at the end of Bridget Jones's Diary.

Tegan and Sara's version of "Walking with a Ghost" or the White Stripes version of "Walking with a Ghost"?

wow... I love Mogo more than a lot of characters, but that is maybe the biggest scroll break i've ever seen for no image to be in, advantage: Cosplay f**

but seriously folks, i'm going to go with Mogo, it's a planet which can unleash anything it's planet sized will power can conjur up at the speed of thought, as opposed to say, the Deathstar which requires an excessively old guy with huge cheekbones giving an order to "fire when ready" and then a 45 second weapon prep-sequence, THEN a rather noisy powering up sound and a weapon's release, which mogo would more than likely be able to put up a shield and deflect, advantage Mogo.

he's a fuggin' Planet-man Green Lantern!

edit:: almost forgot my entry....



this motha fugga Rob "Ripped off two comic companies at the same time" Liefeld

AND...

Mortimer "The Green Arrow is in no way based upon the Batman" Weisinger and George "What Morty said" Papp(picture not available)

for sheer ball-sackiness.

(backstory) Liefeld USED to work on Captain America, specifically during the poorly concieved "Heros Reborn" event, where-in Cap, among many other heroes, were "reborn" or relaunched in their continuity starting in the modern era. This was extremely poorly exicuted on all fronts, so I won't blame him here. Anyway, when that went away, so did Rob, and he proceeded to go to a different company and worked on a book called "The Fighing American" which was created by the same blokes who created Cap way back in the day, except that then, this character was dropped shortly after it's inception. SO Rob was charged with reviving this character, which he did for about 8 issues in which he gave TFA a side-kick named "SPICE" which was a 16year old girl android thingy, with a strong resemblence to the Reborn event's Cap sidekick Bucky, a 16year old regular girl thing. Y-anyway, after TFA's 6 or 8 (i forget which) ish run, it was shut down, and Rob when on to create a new character "Agent America" here's a lovely comparison page which I also posted in the Comic thread... 'ere ya go
Needless to say he was sued... BUT still, lot o' sack to stand there and deny that each successive effort wasn't a forgery of the previous.

Meanwhile, Mortimer and Papp co-create the now legendary Green Arrow, who originally had a youthful-ward sidekick, a series of elaborate gadgets which went along with his theme, and an Arrowmobile, an Arrowcave, an arrowboat, and my favorite, an Arrowplane, was incredibly wealthy, and was summoned by the police with the Arrow-signal, This sort-of pointed out a pretty large simularity between the Emerald archer and a certain cape-and-cowel wearing dark knight detective.

When questioned by this, his creators flatly deniged any and all connection between the two characters. On the upside for these guys, both books were put out by DC, so no legal action was ever taken. Still, lot o' sack.

The spot because even when I found all of the non-secret pizza bits it still wasn't enough to beat that noid jerk at the end of the level.

A bat from the first megaman x game or a rabite from secret of mana on the snes?
Conditions: The question isn't qhich game you liked more but whether a robotic bat would beat a big rabbit with a huge mouth and sharp ears or vice versa.

The Battletoads because their bodies turned into ram horns and giant iron balls and that sort of thing while the double dragons mostly just kicked and walked accross the screen a little faster.

Lemmings vs the dog from Harvest Moon?
Conditions: If the dog lets them just march into it's mouth they won't be instantly killed but can now fight him from the inside for awhile before they fall into it's stomach acid like so many lemmings into the ocean.

The conditions three rounds ago as the non condition condition doesn't really affect you but was more of a concern with who I could easily imagine saying "the bat cause megaman was the cooooolest." or that sort of thing.

Unbreakable (and immobile,) wall vs unstoppable force?

Conditions: They're actually competing in a game of risk- which is really odd considdering that it said this was a fight game on the label...

The hero with the most stamina would win, though I would put my bets on the invisible one. You can't fight what you can't see and being intangible would not help fight anything because you wouldn't be able to even make contact with your foe if you ever found them in the first place. One the intangible hero has become worn out and cannot keep up the intangibility, the invisible hero would win do to sheer stealthyness.

Next fight:

Independent film maker vs. Independent comic writer.

Conditions: They are both trying to convince their respective funding groups that their idea for a new idea based solely building a story around a villain's point of view is a worthwhile venture and to give them money.

Han and Maverick would be too cocky, and their overconfidence would be their weakness. Dale, Fox, and Lance are going so fast they'll lose control. Paris's temper would get the better of him and result in road rage. Annie Porter is a woman. This leaves Wash as the winner.

The music video for Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" versus the video for Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind." Conditions: only judge the videos, not the songs, vocal talents, or personal lives.