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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:00 am
Granted, but I'm crazier in real life.
XD
I wish that...ummm........... you wanted me to live near you XD
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:22 pm
Granted, but it never happens, because your parents refuse to let you go, and you're broke from raising Damien and your little pebble babies.
I wish I was shopping, spending all my Christmas money on pretty things.
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Pyromaniacal Wave Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:25 pm
Granted, but you spend it all on candy and porn before you can get nice things
That's what you get for denying me to live near Shia T___T
I wish that Kristy had some money to get herself nice things. [i can't hold a grudge ><]
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:30 pm
Aww. That's so sweet. I think I'll grant you that wish with no conditions razz
Okay, all right... granted, but Kristy buys you lots and lots of gay porn with that money, and ships it to your house and your parents freak out, trying to introduce you to lots of 'nice girls,' refusing to believe you when you tell them that you're straight.
Nice, huh?
I wish I knew some ACTUAL gay guys. La sexy biggrin
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Pyromaniacal Wave Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:41 pm
Granted, but they don't wanna know you
Awww...but you know me...and i'm secretly bisexual O_o
I wish you never heard my secret T___T
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:51 pm
Granted, but then it accidentally leaks out and gets broadcast nationwide a few months later, so I find out anyway.
Are you serious? Most guys wouldn't admit that so easily. You're officially all teh slash sexy. *pins on a rainbow badge*
I wish I wasn't so damn freezing right now.
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Pyromaniacal Wave Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:55 pm
Granted, but the only way you can get warm is by holding my weenier
T___T Well... I'm more bi-curious..and ooowwww...that went in my skin crying
I wish that Icabod would just ******** die already!![watching movie]
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:03 pm
Granted, but he's turns headless - oh no!
I wish I could get warm, without accidentally freezing and snapping off your weenier. (Sorry about that.)
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Pyromaniacal Wave Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:05 pm
Granted, but now you have to stick your hands in your father's pants and hold his weiner
I wish that you didn't have to put your hands in your father's pants, or hold a weiner to get warm XD
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:02 pm
Granted, but now I'm no longer cold, so I don't hold anyone's weiner... (so sad, I know razz )
I wish I was hanging out with my friends right now biggrin
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Pyromaniacal Wave Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:32 pm
Granted, but all your friends are to busy having an orgy to hang out
I wish...umm...That I could Remember to forget to remember what the sky is green-pickle shoes...
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:11 am
Granted, but you now make no sense for the rest of eternity. Not that it's anything new heart
I wish I didn't have to go to school today. Or Friday.
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Psycho Maniac Bubble Crew
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:09 am
Granted, but moo cows eat your pickle mom and orangutang father and you have to jump to the fire-breathing blanket to live in my pants
I wish that mario = luigi + realness [I wish supermario was real]
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:08 pm
Granted, but in exchange you're sucked into the videogame, and become a 2D pixelated character named Wadeio.
I wish my brothers wouldn't play their video games so loud that I have to turn my iPod on REALLY loud to drown them out, and in the process go deaf from listening to all that loud noise.
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Pyromaniacal Wave Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:34 am
Granted, but now your iPod is broken so you hear them anyways.
I wish that I made sense again XD
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