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 Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:05 pm
Your welcome!
I wish I could do this as well as you guys...
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:17 pm
Third year at hogwarts (My favorite year. XD)
Harry: Sir... perhaps... this isn't the best idea for cleaning your office...
Dumbledore: Nonsense! Detention students are the best way of cleaning your office! Right Detention student Mr. Malfoy?
Draco:*grumbles* Oh, yes... very smart. *pulls out vacuum cleaner*
Harry: Um...
Dumbledore: Well... I'm out of Sherbert Lemon drops... I'll be back later. *walks out of office*
Draco: *vacuums up ashes on tray* Stupid old fool... such a messy office.
Harry: Huh? *gasp* OMG! DRACO! THAT WAS DUMBLEDORE'S PET!
Draco: *looks at ash tray and notices it has a stand on it with bird food* Oh... Shi-
Three weeks later
Dumbledore: *eating Sherbert Lemon drops* Hm... I wonder where Fawkes went... *shrugs*
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:42 pm
Moody: Dammit, I never did get to teach! I want to go back to Hogwarts and teach DADA!
Trelawney: *quivers*
Neville: I AM the half-blood prince!
Harry: I thought you were pure blood?
Neville: eek Oh, right-o mate. sweatdrop
Ron: And even I know that you suck at potions.
Hermione: Ron!
Ron: I'm the half-blood prince!
Harry & Neville eek
Hermione: Oh no, here we go again.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:26 pm
Harry: Cho, would you go to the dance with me?
Cho: Sorry Harry, but I'm going with Hermione.
Harry: okay...
Later...
Ron: Hey Hermione, will you go to the dance with me?
Hermione: I'm going with Cho.
Ron: sweatdrop oh... *walks away* *sees Harry* Harry, will you go to the dance with me?
Harry: Sure.
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:14 pm
((*ROFL* XD That's the best... XD))
Harry: *doodling in book*
Snape: Those of you who do not PAY ATTENTION in MY CLASS...
Harry: *winces*
Snape: Will recieve...
Harry: *hides behind book*
Snape: Candy! And Ice Cream! And this owl... and a Party! *throws a switch and dungeon lights up with disco lights and all desks sink into the floor* NO HOMEWORK!
Harry: O.o
Hermione: Yay! *dances with Draco*
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:47 pm
From GoF Movie:
Neville: I killed Harry Potter!
Draco: No!! Harry! *cries*
Neville: (same line as before)
Draco: Nice job. Would you like to be my best friend?
Neville: ok
*Draco and Neville are life long friends after that*
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:14 pm
-Laughs.-
Nice...
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It is a furious Quidditch match, Gryffindor versus Slytherin.
Harry: Ready to eat dung, Malfoy?
Malfoy: No, but I'm sure ready to taste victory! Swoops up towards the Snitch.
Harry: Huh? Notices the Snitch. NOOOOO!
Malfoy: Snatches at the Snitch, grabs it, and flies high while holding the Snitch. YES!
Harry: NOOOO!
Malfoy: YEEESSS!
Harry: NOOO! I really need coffee now...
George: Oh, too bad Harry. Flies up. Hey, I just realized! You owe me, Fred, Ron, and Ginny five Galleons.
Harry: So?
Fred: Flies up. Each. Five Galleons each.
Harry: Counts on fingers while looking away. Five...ten...fifteen...twenty...hey! I do not owe you twenty Galleons!
Malfoy: Is dancing on his broom meanwhile. Drn drn-drn-drn, drn-drn-drn, drn-drn-drn can't touch this! Drn drn-drn-drn, drn-drn-drn, drn-drn drn can't touch this! Drn drn-drn-drn, drn-drn my my my my music hit me! So hard! Makes me say! Oh my lord!
Luna: Can someone please make him shut up?
Cedric: I can't, 'cause I'm dead....
Luna: Really? I hadn't noticed. I thought you were a figment of my imagination for a moment.
Cedric: That's not nice.
Malfoy: While dancing on his broom, drops the Snitch.
Snitch: Wheeee! Lands on Harry's head.
Harry: Ow! What the f___!
Fred: Gasps. Harry! Naughty boy!
Harry: What? What did I say? Notices the Snitch fall into his hand. Huh?
After a brief moment of silence, the crowd booms out in cheering and booing.
Commentor: And Gryffindor wins instead!
Harry: Now I don't owe you twenty Galleons...hah!
George: Harry, you're so cruel.
Harry: I know. Drn drn-drn-drn, drn-drn-drn, drn-drn-drn can't touch this! Starts dancing on his broom.
Luna: They say that if a Quidditch player dances on his broom, he gets struck by lightning soon after.
Malfoy: Is struck by lightning.
Cedric: Fascinating.
Harry: Is struck by lightning and falls off his broom. Hey! How ungrateful! After all these years of having you on my head! Why must you betray me, lightning?!
Hermione: We need a nurse...
Ron: Where's Madam Pomfrey?
Hermione: St. Mungo's.
Ron: Ironic! Surely Madam Pomfrey could have prevented any accidents, being the nurse she is! What disastrous thing could she have done to end up at the hospital?
Hermione: Say what? I mean, struck by lightning.
Neville: She wasn't a Quidditch player!
Hermione: Oh, did I say struck by lightning? That was Harry. I meant attacked by Buckbeak.
Record scratches.
Ron: Goodness. Buckbeak?
Hermione: Blimey, you haven't heard?
Neville: I think I'm going to faint...too...much...confusion...
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:36 pm
Quote: Hey! How ungrateful! After all these years of having you on my head! Why must you betray me, lightning?! OMG.. that had me laughing my booty off. XD Okay, my turn. ----- Dumbledore: You know. I always hated these curtains- Harry: Well... why don't you change them. Dumbledore:...I set them on fire once when I was in my forth year. By accident of course. Harry: Doing what? Dumbledore: Smoking marajun-n-never you mind! I set them on fire and that's all you need to know, steeewpid.
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:33 pm
Voldemort: What do you mean my cheque bounced?
Ron: C'mere little spider, come on...
Hermione: I have a headache from too much reading...
Ginny: I think I will dye my hair black and get a tatoo.
Twins: We've decided to follow in Percy's footsteps.
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:56 pm
Dumbledore:Whatever... (Since he always has something interesting to say)
Weasley twins: Instead of opening a shop, we'll invest our money in government bonds!
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:38 pm
Percy: Crouch who?
Fred and George: Screw the joke shop...We're opening a school!
Hermione: I hate school. And I'm eloping with Malfoy.
Harry: I've decided to join the dark side. And I'm having Voldemort's baby.
Ron: I hate food.
Ginny: Screw Harry, I'm in love with Crabbe!
Draco: I'm engaged to Hermione! Go Gryffindor!
Dumbledore: LOL just kidding Harry you're not going to beat Voldemort! Dark side wins!
Hagrid: I hate dragons. Let's study the pretty birdies instead!
Umbridge: Fudge sucks. Let's all have a party and break rules!
Rita Skeeter: Oh, I don't want to intrude.
Krum: Hermione. (Pronounced correctly, that is)
Snape: (positive) points for Gryffindor
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:54 pm
OoP:
Harry: But why did Voldemort come after me? Why not Neville?
Dumbledore: Well Harry. The truth is... you were closer then the Longbottoms on the map that the death eaters drew for him.
(X3)
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:19 pm
Harry: But I don't want to die. It just doesn't seem right.
Voldemort: Why not? I have you tied up and all. I can kill you. It's definitely the mood of murder.
Harry: But I'm thirsty.
Voldemort: Sighs, then Disapparates.
Crickets chirp.
Lucius: So...anyone watched Lord of the Rings?
Everyone Else: Murmur yes and no.
Harry: I so love that scene where Legolas took down that one Oliphant!
Lestrange: Yeah, that ruled!
Wormtail: What are you talking about? I've only seen the --
Lucius: Eowyn was hot, man.
Goyle: Nuh-uh...
Voldemort: Apparates with a glass of lemonade. Here.
Harry: Thanks! ...But I can't hold it and drink it since I'm tied down...
Voldemort: Sighs. Just let him down.
Wormtail: Hacks at the bindings and allows Harry down.
Voldemort: Anything else before you die?
Harry: Chicken.
Voldemort: Chicken?
Harry: Maybe some cockatrice...
Voldemort: But I...oh, nitters! Disapparates.
Wormtail: I liked the Matrix.
Lestrange: I didn't really understand it.
Wormtail: I hate you.
Harry: I want chicken or cockatrice.
Lucius: I want silence.
Lestrange: I want to be understood.
Wormtail: I want power.
Bellatrix: I want to not be ignored. Is ignored. ......
Voldemort: Apparates. I want to kill Harry.
Harry: But that's not cockatrice or chicken...
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:25 am
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