*in old half-drunken Brittish narrorator voice*
And so...
Cratchet is talking in the begining saying "Oh, I am cold and repressed. Mr. Scrooge says it costs too much to make a fire."
Then scrooge bitches about him talking. Cratchet asks about money and Scrooge screams "NO!"
Then Cratchet says "I guess we'll have to eat tiny tim for dinner."
Bob Marley, through a strange turn in circumstance, was Scrooge's old partner so he breaks into scrooge's house and takes his ham because he's a dead and a stoner, and stoners are always hungry. Also, since he has been dead, he hasn't eaten in seven years. Scrooge runs around screaming when he learns that the ghosts are coming and knocks himself out by running into something. So Marley steals his wallet and leaves after telling him to change his ways.
Then The Ghost of Christmas past comes and smacks Scrooge around then they go to the past in Doc's, from Back to the Future, time machine. Here Scrooge shows he is a pimp by having a really hot girlfriend, but he screws it all up by taking every last dime she has and forsakes her love. They go back to the time machine and when the Ghost of the Present brings him around, they watch the scene unfold with Cratchet and Tim. He says "We have no money for food so we have to eat you Tiny Tim," and Tim says "No! No, papa no!" and tries to convince him to eat one of the other children.
Cratchet says "No."
Tiny Tim asks "Is it because I am sickly and have broken legs," and Cratchet says "Yes."
Tiny Tim accepts his fate with a simple "Oh."
Then Scrooge is crying NOOO! and they go to the future where you see the graves of all of Cratche's kids and his wife because he is still starving and has developed a taste for people. Then you go to scrooge's grave. He wakes up screaming and throws money at everyone. The end.
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