There ya go. I've transfigured your old bug head down into its most basic molecules, so it's not huggin' your face anymore. Now, as you are no doubt aware, transfigured down bug head turns into incredibly sticky goo. That would be that warm, unpleasant-to-the-touch stuff on your head that looks kinda like popcorn. If you try to pull it off it just sticks to everything and then you've got bug goo on your head and your hands, take it from me, it's not a good way to go about it.
That being the case, I also took the liberty of conjuring up that magical little windsock blowin' around your head there. That'll catch the breeze and slowly but surely blow all the crap out of your hair so that you don't have to get it everywhere.
Now, the downside here is, if the magical windsock catches too much of a big breeze, it'll pick you up and you'll probably end up in the Fabled Canadas or something, so I also magicked you that ball and chain there to make sure you don't blow away.
All told, it's a quick and convenient magical solution to Bugheaditis. You should only have to wear that stuff around for a day or two, or four at most. By then most of the goo should be blown away.
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I wouldn't shy away from liberal uses of shampoo for a few weeks after that though.
I mean, no sense not bein' on the safe side.
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