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 Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:33 pm
Or she'll mutate into a giant lizard capable of flattening Tokyo.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:34 pm
Nono- I fixed it. I got a 15.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:17 pm
Sho, that wasn't so much a universe thing as the area of a large city. Seeing how we've had a lot of complaints about me just poofing everything back, I'm going to cover this up with a story.
So, how about that crazy religious nut who convinced a bunch of people that he was God in order to sleep with little girls? It's funny how if you knew someone in the area of what seemed like a nuclear blast not long ago, you can remember that they joined this relgion, and that they all just blew themselves up. Of course, radiation was natural in that area.
Meanwhile, it's sad to hear that Steve Irwin, who was not a monster breeder because that would be stupid, nobody wants to breed monsters 'cause its against the established guidelines laid down by the benevolent MSU, has died of a sting ray attack and not Thad killing him because he bred monsters.
Also, no computer can actually run KotOR. Even if you have it for nearly a year, as I did, its presence will slowly cause your computer to be unable to play it.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:18 pm
I finally find the Street Fighter Anniversary Collection in Gamestop here and the som'b***h is 40 dollars! Seriously, they're killing me!
blasted KotOR..
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:46 pm
Yes, KotOR is t3h gh3y when it comes to reqs. All of a sudden one day, having done nothing to bring it on, KotOR stopped working on my compy.
crying
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 4
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:03 pm
Ahem. Just to make this clear: Steve Irwin was a man's man. And not in some kind of new-age, gay sort of way. He was a man that other men should compare themselves to, so that they might glimpse what human beings are truly capable of. He was dedicated to the study and protection of animals throughout the world. He was one of the last great adventurers in the top layer of this shoddy excuse for a reality... and all he wanted was for people to look at all the wonders of nature rather than let human "progress" mow it all down. An explorer/teacher in the tradition (though, much less artistically to be sure) of the warrior-poets of old. The injuries the man suffered in passionately pursuing his work, without ever breaking stride, show his strength of character... and some good-old, healthy human insanity. For which I have the utmost respect. And he died the only way he could. ... Seriously, I think he was impervious to every other animal. Even fake ones. Stingray. Stabbed through the heart. Who'd a thought? I'm gonna miss that dude. He was fun. ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:07 pm
Amen. cry
Hopefully he was around long enough to rub the crazy into his kids so they can continue his legacy when they're big enough not to be eaten right out by aligators.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:26 pm
alright, bathed in radiation, now i just gotta wait for the superpowers to kick in.
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 6
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:33 pm
Also, which one of you case-baskets has been dicking around with the Severalverse Portal? Everytime something goes wrong with that damn'd thing, my Crystal of Uncertain Origin flares up and life gets magic'd all to ******** annoying. This time, I was brain damaged to the point of losing control of my Speed/Perception Correlation Reflex. Which is swell, if you enjoy living years in hours. On the plus side, it gave me the chance to read the latest issue of Justice several thousand times... once I regained the ability to interpret written language. ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:37 pm
it's Phil, he's trying to obtain some weird class of Romulan War-bird, as though good old' terrin enginering isn't good enough for him.
buy Union bitches.
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:43 pm
Oh, for cryin' out loud. If there was a functional Star Trek Universe that we had access to, Jared would have fired and replaced the entire Combat Proper with one James Tiberius Kirk. ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:47 pm
Thaddeus Oh, for cryin' out loud. If there was a functional Star Trek Universe that we had access to, Jared would have fired and replaced the entire Combat Proper with one James Tiberius Kirk. ninja well, to be fair, it would be a smart move. you don't need a whole specialized taskforce of super-powered immortals when you've got the king of the brawl on your side.
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:03 pm
Oh, hey. I visited a harsh, dystopian future recently (where I procured this disheveled hairstyle, He-Man boots, and bitchin' new scarf). Grand tales of adventure were scrawled out upon scortched earth with the blood of wicked foes. ... And No-Eyed, Bearded Jon-OH says "Hi". ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:11 pm
I'll grow a beard?
bitchin'
what happened to my other eye?
running with scissors? I'll bet it was running with scissors.
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