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 Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:16 am
Phil Srobeighn It disturbs me that God as Son of Man making out with a child is less creepy to you than a beautiful girl. Phil, sweety, she isn't that hot. In fact, in the beauty department she's a little plain. Also, that image of her is extremely unflattering.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:15 pm
Am I the only one here missing the entire point of the "what's more creepy" conversation?
That point being, of course, Phil having the sexual hots for a frigging 12 year old?!?! gonk
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:09 pm
From what I've gatherred she's attractive in that she isn't all flaunty features and gussied up- though I agree that the picture in his sig just makes her look strange.
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:50 pm
I just assume she is a vampire, based on a series of visual clues. ninja
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:55 pm
Eriandi: It is a scientific fact that men are attracted to average features.
Dale: 17, and the "hots" are not sexual (for once).
Sho: I disagree with your assesment of the picture, though I am glad to see you understand.
Thad: She doesn't have fangs and I have seen pics of her in daylight.
Phil: Nobody understands us, old chum. emo
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:07 pm
I'd hate to use my bear hands to rip through the support walls of your worldview or anything, but there are a variety of different types of vampire from all over the planet. And not all of them are killed by sunlight (some are merely weakend by it... especially the stronger ones) or have readily apparent fangs. Until I have investigated this matter further, I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're in her thrall or something. ninja
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:18 pm
I really wish our avatars could crouch dramatically... (See: Attached Image) As opposed to the subserviant kneeling, our only alternative to standing up all the damn time. ninja
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:18 pm
17? eek
If that girl's 17, then I'm June Cleaver in a tricorn hat.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:07 pm
Dramiti kneeling would indeed be cool-
though at the moment my mind is more concerned with why I feel this strange ur-
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OMG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN[/interrobang]
I see a painful death in my immediate future- that or lots of exploring the orifices of females regardless of age or willingness.
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Thaddeus rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:01 pm
I'm gonna kill Sho now. Tentacle Clause and all. ninja
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:02 pm
Only a 9? Looks like I just lose most of my limbs but remain alive but unconscious and dieing of blood loss- I thought you'd do a more thorough job than that...
This is hardly the swift deaht I was expecting... oh wait, I remember something about tentacle monsters having to starve to death. You'd probably pin me to the ground or something, I could probably play cards with you while I wait to expire~
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:55 am
*walks out from upstairs. Guestures idly at Sho*  Hey, I was just headin' to the kitchen, you guys want anything?
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:27 am
I could really go for some calamari all a sudden.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:07 am
What was with that countdown while I saw my viewpoint circling my body?
Oh, I've respawned- when did I level up enough for that?
Hrm, I seem to be more or less back to usual- just lemme check my sides...
Alright, no more tentacles.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:38 pm
I'm willing to believe the best about Sho and assume that the tentacle coming out of his a** is not his, but instead he is being analy raped by a tentacle.
We must send a detachment to his a** to investigate. Go Thad!
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