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I'd totally want to be a mangaka. Then again, I can't draw really well at all. Oh well.

Name: Helen
Birthday: 13th March
Location: Wales in termtime, England in holidays
Interests: Writing, reading, baking, RP, Doctor Who
Occupation: Student (English Lit and Creative Writing)
How you discovered asexuality: As far as I remember, my friends and I were discussing my general lack-of-sexual-attraction-to-anyone and were trying to invent a word for it. And later we found out that one of the words was real.
How you discovered this guild: I found a link to it somewhere... hmm.
Now tell us a joke: An anthropologist had been researching a little-known tribe, and after many months he finally found a native guide from a neighbouring tribe willing to take him to see them. He headed off into the jungle, very excited, with his guide. After seven days of travel, they heard the sound of drums, very faintly.

'Do you hear that?' the anthropologist said, and the guide nodded his head, very solemnly. 'When the drums stop,' he said, 'it is very bad.' The anthropologist was slightly worried by this, but far too interested to turn back, so they carried on. The next day, they heard the drums again, louder this time.

'Do you hear that?' the anthropologist said, grinning with excitement. The guide, once again, nodded his head and said, 'When the drums stop, it is very bad.'

But they carried on as before, until the next day, when they heard the drums again - now very, very close, so close the anthropologist thought they'd come upon this tribe at any moment, and he gasped, 'Do you hear that?' Again, the guide nodded and said, 'When the drums stop, it is very bad.'

Since they were about to come upon the tribe, the anthropologist thought, well, he'd better find out exactly what was going to happen, so he asked the guide. 'When the drums stop,' his guide said, 'the electric guitar begins.'

(Joke probably works best when said aloud. Also, it amuses me somewhat that my joke is longer than my, you know, actual introducing of myself.)

Baka? As the Japanese word for "idiot"?

Name: You can call me Liquid, or Poptart
Birthday: July 23
Location: Tex
Interests: Music
Occupation: Student
How you discovered asexuality: I was on another website and came across a "dictionary" of sorts and I saw "asexual" and I knew that it described me.
How you discovered this guild: Searching through the guilds, very unoriginal I guess.
Now tell us a joke: A guy walks into a bar, he then says "ouch"

Name: Caitlin
Birthday: 20/02/1990
Location: Australia
Interests: lego, the sims, jewellery, vampires.
Occupation: Trainee Accountant/ university student.
How you discovered asexuality: I googled my feelings and it came up with asexual and yeah..
How you discovered this guild: Searched it.
Now tell us a joke: It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

LOL I have to change this xd

Back in action guys!!
Jackeloupe_king's the name.
But I don't have a game.

Name:Steven (If you really wanna know my last name PM me...)
Birthday:November 22, 1988
Location:North Dakota (For more PM me xD)
Interests:Computes, Technology, video games, the color blue (my hair was blue afterall), rain, storms pretty much, going for walks, wolves, some anime/manga, different languages, and useless information That's a lot...o.o
Oh and noticing small details... Like R----a----i----n and Scorpionrose both have the same name as my ex who has the same name as my aunt who has the same birthday as me just different year...o.o
Occupation:Tech support was and propably will be big in my future... Right now I deliver pizzas
How you discovered asexuality:From this guild.
How you discovered this guild:I saw it in someone's profile but can't remember who.
Now tell us a joke:
Ok... So there are two muffins sitting in an oven.
And the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says.
"It's kinda hot in here."
So the first muffin turns to the second muffin and yells.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"