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 Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:37 pm
I have done:
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7 (not cryptic but very slutty messages)
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11 (death metal not polka)
12 (the ******** actually shut on me causing me to trip and say hello to the ground)
16 (one of my favorites)
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47 (minus the beer)
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Climbed inside the large display of inflatable balls
Done sexual things with stuffed animals and recorded it
Used exercise equipment
Yelled at one of the Automated Checkout machines
Hidden in clothing racks and jumped out at people (when I was a kid)
Had an axe fight (trvu kvlt norsk blak metal)
Got a 5 gallon container of driveway tar and challenged my friend to see who could make it slide the farthest across the floor. (technique - run while bending over and pushing container, let go at the designated line and fall down on your face, watch it slide).
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:07 pm
lol. the only thing about death metal is that someone is bound to like it.... now polka.... um no explination necessary.
I should just go to wal-mart sometime and cause a ton of trouble there since i never shop there anyway. I always get so pissed whenever I go there, just like when I shop at old navy. I like going to target to do my shopping.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:25 pm
In the office I work in I have a Guatamalan co-worker who listens to Latino-Polka. Its kinda alright.
Hey, if you're ever feeling like a true b*****d, take those Starbucks Espresso energy drinks (the tiny ones) and chug them when nobody's looking. Its easy because they're so small and it ******** makes you wired. Since you didnt' leave the store its not stealing, so don't get caught or you'll have to pay for them biggrin
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:17 pm
Graveland In the office I work in I have a Guatamalan co-worker who listens to Latino-Polka. Its kinda alright. Hey, if you're ever feeling like a true b*****d, take those Starbucks Espresso energy drinks (the tiny ones) and chug them when nobody's looking. Its easy because they're so small and it ******** makes you wired. Since you didnt' leave the store its not stealing, so don't get caught or you'll have to pay for them biggrin thats a good idea. As if the people at the wal-mart where I live are even smart enough to notice that I drank it and didnt pay for it. Those people are pretty dumb. I was paying for a cd once and it took the lady a long time to figure out where the bar code was so she could scan it. Another time, I went to get a psp memory card and they had all of the memory cards in the wrong places so it looked like the cheapest one was the one with the most memory. It had to've been them though because they were in a case that was locked. At other wal-marts though, the people seem to be more together.....
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:17 pm
Where exactly do you live? And please don't say North Carolina.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:59 pm
no. I actually live in virginia. you were close though burning_eyes
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:00 pm
gakihime no. I actually live in virginia. you were close though burning_eyes My mom is thinking about moving there. Certain areas are absolutely gorgeous down there.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:06 pm
LAI LAI HEI gakihime no. I actually live in virginia. you were close though burning_eyes My mom is thinking about moving there. Certain areas are absolutely gorgeous down there. yeah like when you go on the country roads, there are some beautiful farms. Where is she looking? I live like half an hour from D.C.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:44 pm
gakihime LAI LAI HEI gakihime no. I actually live in virginia. you were close though burning_eyes My mom is thinking about moving there. Certain areas are absolutely gorgeous down there. yeah like when you go on the country roads, there are some beautiful farms. Where is she looking? I live like half an hour from D.C. No idea. Somewhere in the mountains. She and her best friend are thinking of retiring there and owning a horse farm. AND LUCKY. I have like 10 friends who go to college in D.C
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:22 pm
LAI LAI HEI gakihime LAI LAI HEI gakihime no. I actually live in virginia. you were close though burning_eyes My mom is thinking about moving there. Certain areas are absolutely gorgeous down there. yeah like when you go on the country roads, there are some beautiful farms. Where is she looking? I live like half an hour from D.C. No idea. Somewhere in the mountains. She and her best friend are thinking of retiring there and owning a horse farm. AND LUCKY. I have like 10 friends who go to college in D.C that sounds cool. A lot of work having to look after horses though. If you come visit your friends, maybe we can hang out or something
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:22 pm
cool. where? (if anything, just say north or south....)
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:25 pm
gakihime cool. where? (if anything, just say north or south....) North, Prince William County.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:34 pm
A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent,
the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
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