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 Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:25 pm
You feel of salt off the hide of an elephant.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:05 pm
She was sweet the way pencil shavings aren't.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:36 am
He's as sour as a sour. . . toothpick.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:08 pm
She had a face like an open autopsy.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:45 am
He had a liver like a shrivelled up raisin. . .
(That's just gross)
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:54 pm
Her feet smelled like a cat that got beaten with a sack of potatoes.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:22 am
The sack of potatoes smelled like rotten fish guts.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:41 pm
And the fish guts smelled like that cat that got beaten...
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:02 pm
The cat smelled like rotting magnolias.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:06 am
Her hair was the color of strained peaches.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:52 am
He does math like a calligraphy enthusiest.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:30 pm
He was as entertaining as a story telling story teller.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:20 pm
The story teller is as dull as the blister on my pinkie toe.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:38 pm
She had the pinky toe of a drowned hook that had died with too much water in her lungs so that she couldn't breath... yeah...
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:46 am
He has the bad analogies of a bad analysist.
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