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 Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:07 am
LMAO rofl rofl rofl
that's so brilliant, like the kinda conversations I have with some of my friends about my weird music tastes... cept if someone asked me if i was wearing a kilt it wouldn't be such a big deal...
I just gotta add this one:
"You look like a monkey in a neglege(sp?)"
"I look that much like your fience?"
hehe Monkey Island, gotta love it. Tho the first two were better. I just cant particularly remember any of them off the top of my head. That's just one thats thrown around by my housemates often.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:27 pm
"Meg, you and your drugs."-Peter Griffin
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:57 pm
"Nobody ever says, about a dead guy, I think he's down there screaming at us."
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:40 am
dont critisize someone till you have walked a mile in their shoes so when u do critisize them ull b a mile away and have their shoes
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:33 am
"The others will be up in a minute, they've just got to get their crap out of the car."
"Oh no, did they mistake it for a bathroom again?"
-me, in a book I'm writing.
"A friend is the one who bails you out of a jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "Damn, we ******** up." But me? I'm the one who's yelling "HEY! THIS IS MESSED UP! I WANTED ONE OF THOSE COOL JACKETS AND A ROOM WITH PADDED WALLS!" at the police." -my friend, Kim.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:46 pm
A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING AND A GLORIOUS LEAP FROM TREE TO TREE FAILING.
JEFF: Dude, holy s**t!! Are you okay!?
KAR: Yeah dude, I'm fine. I just broke my leg is all, it's cool.
JEFF: ...
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:45 pm
yeah i'm kinda lame but here we go...
"I don't intend on dying...so far so good"
or my personal fae
"ok well you see what had happened was..."
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:43 am
"Bobrick is an ugly muffin. but he aspires to be a putry cupcake" friend.
Unicorns: Charlie.
Unicorns: Chaaaarlieee
": Chhhhhaaaarrrliiiieeee
": Chaaaaaa-
Charlie: Im right here! What do you want!?
Unicorns: Were on a bridge, Charlie!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:12 pm
"Freaking 3-D mustard!!!"-a friends comic
"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei
"Newbie if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then they will be 'oh my god! my crotch!you hit me in my crotch!'"-Perry Cox
I could quote Dr.Cox forever but I'll spare you.
"No one is really a virgin because life screws us all"-not sure
"Hell I don't know. She rolled out of bed, hopped on her menstrel cycle, and ran my a** over."-Walter/Jeff Dunham
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:29 pm
"Harry Potter, dude, it's magic."
- Me (cause I'm a loser like that)
"Well, if that wasn't gayer than a rainbow colored unicorn sh*t*ng bubblegum ice cream..."
- Zack Fair in Tiny Dancer by Lynsey
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:32 am
jeff: my wife calls me "the hurricane"
walter: the whaat?
jeff: "the hurricane"
walter: oh i get it exciting at first but ends up in disaster.
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