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the 2-foot brick. "OOOOWW!!!" Yelled

to kill jacob for landing

swamp of oblivion! OBLIVION!!! BWHAHAAHHAAAHA!!!!

and called it a p***y xd

and jake ran. like. HELL!

and shot jake down...

THE END!

thats it? thats all? what a let down..all u do is get shot? I was hopin for something more exciting than THAT... nah it was a good story

Full Story:

Once there was an orange full of sweet, sweet juices that only come from male such as Mr Jacob Tage....And that juice IS worth absolutely nothing to other people... But to jacob, it is because he likes it so much he barely lives without it's great and gargantuous wonder and loves talking to it so much that he's moronic which is what makes him some kind of freaky orange headed b*****d! But one day he falls off a cliff and realizes: He can fly! So he flaps his wings and says his quick, "goodbye!" but then changed his mind and came down to kill but crashed into a mill. Jake fell down and broke his neck. It's no joke... Acually it is! HA HA! He stood and said, "Tada!" ..but could not leave it, so decided to kick some a** with his orange juice. But he was too dumb he falls off a cliff squishing his orange juice carrier. And then cries alot until he stands up and jumps then he runs in circles creating a vortex of time and stares at the vortex. Then decides it'd be fun, then decides it'd be fun so he hops on in and gets launched strait to the place of his dreams which happens to be hell. So he went to hell and made of Terrorists for world domination of the earth but then dying...SU-CKERS. Then forever there on he felt that he was better than all the rest of them. "HA HA!" He cackled at them all who were stupid and then left, but before he realized he'd forgotten something. So he tried to remeber but he failed miserabley to and ended up with headaches and cried for half hour. But he told no one for he was to afraid, cause ya know, it's fun to not be made fun of. So he said that he'd prefer chicken for breakfast because he eats unhealthy food everyday of his little life which is ending, come to think of it all now. So he decided that today he would begin a new plot to destroy the world and forever hold power of Random Cookies Stores Across Earth and taste their sugary goodness. Then, and ONLY then, would Life be worth living for. But soon he realizes that a dog is staring with a kitty, who like to stare at random people that are very hot. So he laughed uncontrolabley and stared back as to say "Your not gonna believe what just happened!" So he showed them that the goldfish is a nasty snack for animals! But for people it is a need. Thus forthly, he began to run in circles again like A Bat outta Hell! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! He circled his way over to the 6th wing of the sycamore middle school and realized, There's a 6th wing!??! Then he blew it Straight to hell! HELL YEAH! Then he ran around chanting "FIRE FIRE! WOO WOO WOO!" Then he went to his mother's grandmonthers house in the happy land of Middle Earth then decided to jump off the 2-foot brick. "OOOOWW!!!" Yelled the orange as he decided to kill jacob for landing his private jet in the swamp of oblivion! OBLIVION!!! BWHAHAAHHAAAHA!!!! Then he saw an alligator and called it a p***y. Then the alligator got pissed and jake ran. like. HELL! he took his assult riffle and shot jake down...

THE END!