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 Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:15 pm
Granted, but then your grandma asks you to pick up a gallon of milk for her. When you hand it to her, she drops it all over your brand new car alarm. You forgive her, and you start playing with her hair. Soon, she gets freaked out and starts yelling. You put your hand over her mouth, telling her to stop but she doesn't. You began to shake her and eventually her neck breaks. You cover her in hay, but you know that you're going to get in trouble, so you go hide in the ditch like George told you to... well, you know how the rest goes.... sad
I wish the chicken of doom would stop visiting my ceiling fan.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:35 pm
Granted, but then you die.
I wish I had pjs that didn't smell like bacon because mine are making me hungry.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:41 pm
Granted, but now they smell like the tasty Seeconk Pizza and you eat yourself whole in some trippy way.
I wish your font didn't burn my eyeballs.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:46 pm
Granted, but now it burns everything else and you slowly disentigrate into nothing.
I wish I knew how to spell right now.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:50 pm
Granted, but now all yure frendz iz stoopid.
I wish I wasn't so picky about guys.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:26 am
Granted, but now you're very picky about just about everything else. Due to this newfound pickyness, I beat you in the face to try to knock some sense into you, literally, and you pass out. Then a squirrel comes and lights your house and the tree on fire in spite. Spite for what? I dunno. This is between you and the squirrel! I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
I wish I had something that resembled a life.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:40 am
Granted, but now you're so busy, you forget to breathe and you die... the last thing you were doing before you died was preparing some chicken cordon bleu for a dinner party... so....your house went up in flames, too.
I wish there was a Doctor Who marathon on.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:57 am
Granted, but you can't watch it because the evil squirrel/llama league (or ES/LL) kidnap you from your home, take you to their headquarters in Guam and make you watch the movie about deviled eggs whilst Hippogriffs lick soy sauce off you.
I wish I had some tasty food in my house.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:59 am
Granted, but it explodes upon contact with your face.
I wish I could be this cruel to people on YWIG...SO on Camden.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:01 pm
Granted, but then Claire finds out where you live, goes there, and eats you whole.
I wish I wasn't in a P!AtD rut.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:07 pm
Granted, but only because that last reply was freakin' hilarious.
I wish Corey would stop trying to blow out my candles.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:09 pm
Granted, but now a squirrel is trying ot blow out your candles.
I wish I had a polar bear.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:47 pm
GRANTEDBUTITEATSALLYOURCHEESE.
I wish I didn't ache all over... sad
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:50 am
Granted, but now you can never eat cheese ever again and you cry for months, mourning over the loss of your precious cheese. And you have to be comforted by the same squirrel that lights your house on fire as it is hugging you.
I wish I knew what I was talking about up there. ^^^
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:55 am
Granted,...but I don't know why.
I wish that I wasn't dizzy.
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