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Sir Knil the Sky Knight Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:40 pm
But I'd rather go questing for the Holy Grail! Must we search for that book which may or may not exist? How do we now we're even at the right time to find it?
((Wikipedia Article~This is what you're referring to, right?))
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:16 pm
(this storyline is not going the way I wanted. we clearly are not going to act out army of darkness anytime soon. let's move on to something else...like kittens!)
Check out this kitten I have! It sure is small and kitten-like.
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Sir Knil the Sky Knight Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:33 pm
Fenky (this storyline is not going the way I wanted. we clearly are not going to act out army of darkness anytime soon. let's move on to something else...like kittens!) Check out this kitten I have! It sure is small and kitten-like.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:57 pm
Sir Knil of Wind Fenky (this storyline is not going the way I wanted. we clearly are not going to act out army of darkness anytime soon. let's move on to something else...like kittens!) Check out this kitten I have! It sure is small and kitten-like. NO! We go back as soon as you eat this kitten!
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GeneralBlueRaven Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:32 pm
Forget kittens! C'mon, look at the big picture. We're in the mideval period, right? Let's take advantage of it. Let's start messing up the timeline and showing off all our cool 21st century tech like chainsaws and guns and iPod nanos. We'll be fauned over by an adoring public. We can milk it for all it's worth then skip town before we get burned as witches. . .
Screw continuity.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:42 pm
GeneralBlueRaven Forget kittens! C'mon, look at the big picture. We're in the mideval period, right? Let's take advantage of it. Let's start messing up the timeline and showing off all our cool 21st century tech like chainsaws and guns and iPod nanos. We'll be fauned over by an adoring public. We can milk it for all it's worth then skip town before we get burned as witches. . .
Screw continuity.
I'm with her on that.
21st Century!
21st Century!
*Bust out ipod, laptop, and starts having the "sex dance".*
21st Century!
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:53 pm
I like this idea. *finds a group of terrified peasants* Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!?!?!
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:59 pm
Oh great....now I'm not so sure if there is anything to return to. Hmm...
Hey GtHb, think we should start spreading seeds of thread killer insanity so that when Gaia is finally around, we rule Gaia?
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Sir Knil the Sky Knight Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:43 pm
Sir Knil of Wind Oh great....now I'm not so sure if there is anything to return to. Hmm...
Hey GtHb, think we should start spreading seeds of thread killer insanity so that when Gaia is finally around, we rule Gaia? When it's around? Hell! We'll make Gaia! And it'll be a big tower instead of a website! And I'll hire these little super-germs to guard it! *holds up a jar of super-germs that accidently breaks open and causes the germs to spill on several rats that then run toward a nearby village* Uh oh...oh well. Nobody ever got sick during the middle ages. Those things probably won't hurt anybody.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:42 pm
*Blinks.
Fenky...did you just unleash the Bubonic Plague....
I think now would be just as good as a time as any to leave. I'd rather not have us get in the history books for this...
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Sir Knil the Sky Knight Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:29 pm
Sir Knil of Wind *Blinks.
Fenky...did you just unleash the Bubonic Plague....
I think now would be just as good as a time as any to leave. I'd rather not have us get in the history books for this... Bubonic who? *teleports to our time to check Wikipedia and then comes back* Sweet. I killed 60% of Europe by accident! Imagine what I can do on purpose! I'm going to chill in Romania and do some damage. What should my new evil name be? Like a movie monster name....DRACULA! Awesome. Seeya. *runs over to Romania* (this kinda makes me want to study a bunch of European history just to keep the joke going)
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:23 pm
Fenky Sir Knil of Wind *Blinks.
Fenky...did you just unleash the Bubonic Plague....
I think now would be just as good as a time as any to leave. I'd rather not have us get in the history books for this... Bubonic who? *teleports to our time to check Wikipedia and then comes back* Sweet. I killed 60% of Europe by accident! Imagine what I can do on purpose! I'm going to chill in Romania and do some damage. What should my new evil name be? Like a movie monster name....DRACULA! Awesome. Seeya. *runs over to Romania* (this kinda makes me want to study a bunch of European history just to keep the joke going)
Oh great....he's enjoying it...so, since nothing else is going on, I think I'll go find people who aren't phased by the plague that are going on some quest or something.
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Sir Knil the Sky Knight Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:44 pm
Sir Knil of Wind Fenky Sir Knil of Wind *Blinks.
Fenky...did you just unleash the Bubonic Plague....
I think now would be just as good as a time as any to leave. I'd rather not have us get in the history books for this... Bubonic who? *teleports to our time to check Wikipedia and then comes back* Sweet. I killed 60% of Europe by accident! Imagine what I can do on purpose! I'm going to chill in Romania and do some damage. What should my new evil name be? Like a movie monster name....DRACULA! Awesome. Seeya. *runs over to Romania* (this kinda makes me want to study a bunch of European history just to keep the joke going)
Oh great....he's enjoying it...so, since nothing else is going on, I think I'll go find people who aren't phased by the plague that are going on some quest or something.Like hell you are, Ottoman!!! *runs over to Knil while trying to stay in character* I'm going to impale your men and surround my castle with their bodies! *looks over at the others* OTTOMANS!! *grabs GtHb* I will kill all your men one by one unless you surrender your entire empire and your life.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:07 pm
...I don't have an empire...I'm just a lone wanderer...a traveling soul seeking to be a knight, or assist in the pursuit of knightdom.
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Sir Knil the Sky Knight Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:20 pm
Sir Knil of Wind ...I don't have an empire...I'm just a lone wanderer...a traveling soul seeking to be a knight, or assist in the pursuit of knightdom. oh....well.....*stabs Knil in the leg and throws him into a snakepit* OTTOMAN!!! *runs away*
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