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 Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:28 am
From Neil, the guy who animated and did voices for Potter Puppet Pals! Quote: THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE RON CONTRACTS HERPES THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS SNAPE HAS RHYTHM MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR HOGWARTS EXPLODES J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON Thanks for bloody spoiling the sixth book Neil. Just kidding! ^-^ yay!
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:13 am
I love that! ^^ Flippin' awesome stuff in here. I still have writer's block. I can't think of anything! *cries*
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:54 am
FayeWeasley From Neil, the guy who animated and did voices for Potter Puppet Pals! Quote: THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE RON CONTRACTS HERPES THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS SNAPE HAS RHYTHM MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR HOGWARTS EXPLODES J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON Thanks for bloody spoiling the sixth book Neil. Just kidding! ^-^ yay! Just brilliant!
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:33 pm
-In the Gryffindor common room-
Harry: You know what I miss the most about the muggle world?
Ron: What?
Harry: The internet.
Ron: What's that?
Hermione: It's a digital library or communication system that every muggle has now-a-days.
Ron: IN English please?
Harry: Uh... it's like the telephone, except you write it out what you wanna say with your fingers on little squares.
Ron: What's so cool about it?
Harry: Chatrooms
Hermione: Online Libraries.
Ron: Chatrooms?
Harry: Yeah... *blush*
Ron: What? Why are you blushing.
Harry: Cuz...
Hermione: Oh Harry, please don't tell my you're one of those perverts who surf on chatrooms so they can cyber others.
Ron: Cyber, what's that?
Hermione: Harry...
Harry: Um... *blushes deeper red*
Hermione: Harry! I'm shocked and disgusted!
Harry: Well, I only did it with ONE person Hermione... but... we were regulars.
Hermione: Who?
Harry: I don't know...
Hermione: What was your screen name?
Ron: (@n@) What's that?!
Harry: Scar_boy
Hermione: *raises eyebrow* Really? Isn't that kind of obvious?
Harry: No. I didn't say on my head.
Hermione: Oh. Well, still, I'm ashamed.
Harry: But it's only one person!
Ron: What? Who?!
Harry: Abused_Rich_Ferret
Hermione: Hm...
-Elsewhere-
Draco: *Sitting in front of computer at house* Damn you Scar_boy! You're never on during the school year! I need to Cyber more... *pets the screen* Need... my scar_boy...
=The End=
((That would be a funny fanfict! XD))
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:05 pm
FayeWeasley -In the Gryffindor common room- Harry: You know what I miss the most about the muggle world? Ron: What? Harry: The internet. Ron: What's that? Hermione: It's a digital library or communication system that every muggle has no-a-days. Ron: IN English please? Harry: Uh... it's like the telephone, except you write it out what you wanna say with your fingers on little squares. Ron: What's so cool about it? Harry: Chatrooms Hermione: Online Libraries. Ron: Chatrooms? Harry: Yeah... *blush* Ron: What? Why are you blushing. Harry: Cuz... Hermione: Oh Harry, please don't tell my you're one of those perverts who surf on chatrooms so they can cyber others. Ron: Cyber, what's that? Hermione: Harry... Harry: Um... *blushes deeper red* Hermione: Harry! I'm shocked and disgusted! Harry: Well, I only did it with ONE person Hermione... but... we were regulars. Hermione: Who? Harry: I don't know... Hermione: What was your screen name? Ron: (@n@) What's that?! Harry: Scar_boy Hermione: *raises eyebrow* Really? Isn't that kind of obvious? Harry: No. I didn't say on my head. Hermione: Oh. Well, still, I'm ashamed. Harry: But it's only one person! Ron: What? Who?! Harry: Abused_Rich_Ferret Hermione: Hm... -Elsewhere- Draco: *Sitting in front of computer at house* Damn you Scar_boy! You're never on during the school year! I need to Cyber more... *pets the screen* Need... my scar_boy... =The End= ((That would be a funny fanfict! XD)) LMAO! rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:21 am
I can't remember the divination proffessors name gonk
Proffessor:I can see what happens in the 6th book.
Ron:HERMIONE GOES OUT WITH ME???!
Proffessor:Nope
Harry:GET ON WITH IT!
Proffessor:Snape kills Dumbledor
everyone: gonk gonk scream xp
Snape:*bursts in with a knife like wand*
evryone:AHHHHH! scream gonk
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:43 pm
((XD I love you guys...))
Harry: *sits next to Ron in potions, mutters* Another class with the slytherins.
Ron: *Nods*
Snape: *Bust in* Hola Chicas! Hola Chicos! Buenos Tardes!
Harry: OK...
Snape: Sr. Potter, silencio!
Ron: Well... he's still normal...
Snape: Sr. Bunny le gusta me pantelones.
Harry: Well... semi normal.
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:13 am
FayeWeasley -In the Gryffindor common room- Harry: You know what I miss the most about the muggle world? Ron: What? Harry: The internet. Ron: What's that? Hermione: It's a digital library or communication system that every muggle has now-a-days. Ron: IN English please? Harry: Uh... it's like the telephone, except you write it out what you wanna say with your fingers on little squares. Ron: What's so cool about it? Harry: Chatrooms Hermione: Online Libraries. Ron: Chatrooms? Harry: Yeah... *blush* Ron: What? Why are you blushing. Harry: Cuz... Hermione: Oh Harry, please don't tell my you're one of those perverts who surf on chatrooms so they can cyber others. Ron: Cyber, what's that? Hermione: Harry... Harry: Um... *blushes deeper red* Hermione: Harry! I'm shocked and disgusted! Harry: Well, I only did it with ONE person Hermione... but... we were regulars. Hermione: Who? Harry: I don't know... Hermione: What was your screen name? Ron: (@n@) What's that?! Harry: Scar_boy Hermione: *raises eyebrow* Really? Isn't that kind of obvious? Harry: No. I didn't say on my head. Hermione: Oh. Well, still, I'm ashamed. Harry: But it's only one person! Ron: What? Who?! Harry: Abused_Rich_Ferret Hermione: Hm... -Elsewhere- Draco: *Sitting in front of computer at house* Damn you Scar_boy! You're never on during the school year! I need to Cyber more... *pets the screen* Need... my scar_boy... =The End= ((That would be a funny fanfict! XD))
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:49 pm
Remus: *sitting at his desk, grading papers*
Severus: *Walks in with potion* Here. *Places it on his desk and turns to leave*
Remus: Ah, not so fast Profesor. What have I told you about bringing me my potion?
Severus: *freezes* I refuse to downgrade myself to doing such a-
Remus: *clears throat* May I remind you Severus, I do have some certain... things that you may not want others to know about.
Severus: *clentches fist, turns around, grabs tray and stomps out*
-Five minutes later-
Severus: *walks in, dressed in a long maids outfit, carrying tray* Here you go Sir.
Remus: ...*picks up a glass* Why thank you. *stares at cup* AH! What IS this?! No straw! *chucks cup across the room* No!
Severus: *rolls eyes and exhales sigh*
((I'm sorry! I had to put that down... XD))
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:03 pm
I love your stuff Faye! It's awesome. ^^
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:16 pm
First year, first day at Hogwarts. Harry Potter walks into the Defense against the Dark Arts room.
Quirrel: You're late, Potter...our new celebrity, I presume? Well, that's no excuse for being late. 10 points from Gryffindor...
Harry: But, sir. I'm five minutes early.
Quirrel: That's even worse. 20 points from Gryffindor.
After a veyr horrible time in Defense Against the Dark Arts, Harry walks into the Potions class later.
Harry: I hope I'm not late again...
Snape: P-p-potter! P-p-pleased t-to make your acquaintance, s-sir.
Ron: He looks awful nice.
Later, Harry stumbles upon Snape in front of the mirror that revealed one's deepest desires. He defeated Snape and Voldemort, but was stuck with the ever-so-evil Quirrel...
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:44 am
(What I wish had happened) Goblet of Fire: Ron and Harry listening in on Hagrids conversation with Madame Maxine.
Harry: [sees beetle, really Rita Skeeter] Hey Ron look a bug.
Ron: eeewwww.... let's squish it.
Harry: no, I know someting better [rips off wings and legs]
Ron: cool. look at twitch [squishes it to put it out of it's misery]
twisted twisted I hate Rita. Why did't anyone just squish her? twisted ninja
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:06 am
*at quittich game*
Snape-Go griffyndor if you win i will buy you all a ......well anything you want especially against slytherin!!!!!!
not at quittich anymore
draco- Oh Chao i love youre hair
Chao-*blushes*thanks draco
Draco-you want to..........*leans over and starts making out*
Chao-wow draco that was amazing lets do it again
draco-ok
*they make out*
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:30 pm
i dont think i really good at this but......
ron:hermine i love you heart heart 4laugh wink mrgreen
hermine:i well.... i hate you scream domokun
ron:*starts crying* cry cry crying crying gonk gonk
later
hermine:i wish i didnt say that earlier crying cry gonk gonk
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:55 pm
BurntThorns I love your stuff Faye! It's awesome. ^^ Why thank you... wink heart rofl OMG... I love you guys! Stuttering Snape, Torturing Rita, Draco and Cho... rofl rofl rofl
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